The editing on this killed me #Survivor

Just wanna say that I love the set for tribal this season. It’s giving Ewok village. #survivor #survivor48

Everybody say thank you to Thomas for bringing back villainy #Survivor

Summer tour dates with Colleen Green 6/18 Chicago 6/19 Columbus 6/20 Pittsburgh 6/21 Detroit 6/22 Toronto 6/24 Boston 6/25 Hamden 6/26 New York 6/27 Philly 6/28 Baltimore 8/1 San Diego 8/2 LA 8/3 SF 8/5 Portland 8/6 Seattle 8/7 Vancouver Tix: rozwellkid.com Photo @alecpugliese.bsky.social

Alright y’all, it’s #survivor night.

i love my best friends :)

don’t skip the ekko astral gig

Not walking in "vagina first" LOL #thebachelor

I never understood the “I can’t believe he’s kissing other women” angle, especially this early on. THAT’S LITERALLY THE SHOW YOU SIGNED UP FOR. #thebachelor

Grant honestly doesn’t seem into any of this at all lol #thebachelor

Love that Zoe is thinking about merch right off the bat. Very pro wrestling coding. She straight up cut a promo out of the limo #thebachelor

Damn. Producers really made this girls personality “social media” #thebachelor

Who gets to marry the lama? #thebachelor

Getting a lot of good edits/music for the women right off the bat. A lot of traditional/religious women getting a lot of additional edits too. Notable b/c I feel like #thebachelor was leaning away from that angle after Chris Harrison’s departure to try and reach a younger audience.

Great. Now he’s covered in CHALK #thebachelor

$5 says someone comes out with a basketball #thebachelor

Dude coming in HOT with that Ferrari 😳 #thebachelor

I’ve been out of Bachelor Nation for a while and I totally forgot who Grant was lol #thebachelor

I literally never know anyone’s name until hometowns. #thebachelor

Classic Bowen W

Hey at least they didn’t send Hormona home just to bring her back next ep for no reason like Art Simone #dragrace

A badonka dunk tank? You mean a way for producers to choose who stays and who goes? #dragrace

How are you going to do THAT lip synch after THAT OTHER lip synch??? #dragrace

Suuuuuuuper lame talent show tonight. *me saying that as my fat ass sits on the couch* #dragrace

#dragrace Episode 1 Season 17 in photos without context:

“drag is inherently sexual” and it’s suzie toot tap dancing the gettysburg address in morse code #DragRace

Glad Toot was good. Hyped to see some tap dancing on #dragrace lol

Burger Fingers WISHES it was Luckyzzz Lemonade #dragrace #rpdr

Jewelz missed a golden opportunity to shoot milk out of her nipples. #dragrace

Katy Perry’s face was like: *my stalker????* #dragrace

Are there no commercials tonight?? #dragrace

Katy Perry really trying to get some good PR right now huh #dragrace

The queen’s names get better and better every season #dragrace

Sol bookending his #Survivor47 jury experience with another no-shirt vest look is incredible

NOT DADDY SOL 🫠 #Survivor47

Can someone explain why they’re trying to get Gabe out so badly? Like, I know he’s a threat but Kyle and Genevieve are way bigger threats IMO. #survivor47

I feel like people underestimate how good she is at challenges. She doesn’t win often but I feel like she’s usually close. #Survivor47

Production during this challenge … #Survivor47

THIS NEGOTIATION IS SO GOOD!!!!! #Survivor47

LFG TEENY #survivor47

Who’s got idols right now? I totally forgot. #survivor47

Not the Sue hating Kyle supercut lol #survivor47

I don't think I've rooted for a redemption story more than I have for Andy because that shit would be unprecedented #Survivor47

Feel free to use this: #Survivor47

“I got this saying, I’m loyal to the soil, it means I’m loyal all the way to the soil” wtf Andy #survivor47

Really surprised they keep letting Kyle slip by. I was thinking he would be gone the second he didn’t get immunity. #survivor47

Genevieve going crazy with these alligator tears smh #survivor47

Do hashtags work on here? I gotta live tweet the new survivor tonight.