Reminder that my ass looks highly fuckable in slacks

Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

We need to bully people who use ai more

Does this suit make my bulge look nuzzleable?

someone request a human sized weighted blanket?

Well I didn’t win fat bear week… there’s always next year I guess #gainer #belly

❤️🤍💚

Who wants to play poolside with dad?

Did a photoshoot for the Eagle here in Denver and got sent some photos to share. What do ya’ll think? A vibe?

i know this is annoying but fat men are so sexy and when i was fat i was truly at my sexiest lmao

When it’s 2:30am and you courteous to your sleeping husband and eat the leftover pizza in the bathroom.

2010 to 2025 fuck 😳

New skate is out should I stream???

doing some AV experiments this AM

W I D E

Felt cute getting the sand strayed off me after a beach trip. Here’s a pic. Spider-Man spoiler reaction videos coming this week. #bear #beach #sand #spiderman

FCF but from a distance

I give you: tumbus on TumTues as is tradition, with a side of blep

POV: You got shrunk down to a tiny size in my backyard and I'm about to get you

Good morning.

Dad’s eatin good on vacation

Thirsty Thursday submission

What an awful week to be someone who finds Taylor Swift enjoyers annoying

it’s completely innocent, I swear

could you get my back? 🧼

see a softy post a softy

Whatcha doooin

A fall out boy jukebox musical, fully in earnest, about a closeted lil gay boy, and the poster is Ben platt falling out of a closet.

Roar 🐯

Putting the King Size to work 😏💪🏼 #musclebear #BigDaddy

Sup

Nothing fills me with joy like blocking accounts that use and post ai ☺️☺️

Well, that was predictable. Shoulda got the 5x I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Sadly I don’t think I can bring myself to wear this to the state fair, so have a $45 tummy Tuesday chuckle at my expense

Wheeeee beach day!

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Which swimsuit for the bear pool party today?

I’m so bad at drafting on mtg arena. People who are good at drafting, how???

The professor could fill the 99 of an Arcades, The Strategist deck with all that dumpy

I have watched 6 episodes of the hit mid 2000s tv show Lost today

I may have overdid it 🐷

The Vibes™️ are in the trash, but if I can’t be mentally well then at least I can always get bigger ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Good morning

Happy Hump Day from both of us. #dad #dadbod

Surprise! The first episode of my show Whaddya Know With Joe drops this Thursday on #BearWorldTV. New eps will be out every Tuesday for the following 11 weeks! Watch on @bearworldmag’s Instagram, Facebook and YouTube. More info: bearworldmag.com/tv

They gave me my own series 🥹💛 Excited to reveal that the first episode of my show Marquis is Bearly Informed drops this Thursday on #BearWorldTV. New eps will be out every Monday for the following 11 weeks! Watch on @bearworldmag’s Instagram, Facebook and YouTube. More info: bearworldmag.com/tv

Nonbinary bear trade hooters

At the Eagle