i didnt do jack SHIT for pride month and yknow what ill do it again next month too, maybe again the following month. and the next month after that. and the one after that. and again the- oh wait im depressed

there were a few years that were pretty okay for us and they still fucking sucked. youre going to live until they kill you and its still gonna be better than anything else because cisgender life is wretched and boring

just a girl in the silliest world

eating is cool bc you get more gropeable for other women

our ceo in an email to the whole company recently included "At this stage, special effort alone will not carry us." say less

watched all of tadc today for the first time. damn that's good

mental eelness

bing explain cow tools. cow tools full story. cow tools origin. cow tools big boobs

too different

im built like this btw

borders? more like bors d'oeuvres

did a TON of chores today so this is cleaner than it usually is, but i got our first of two bike racks put up on this small section of wall. our first ever ebike should be here wednesday so we're making more space for these in our teeny 1br apartment :3

maybe it's the service sub in me but like, really the only true joy in life is making other people I care about happy

the eternal cum

we had a rly bad storm recently that killed commercial power to a huge serving area of ours and these resulting generator photos i got are kinda haunting looking

moss and i got back into deceasedcraft w their new 5.11.7 release on patreon. rip to our sleep schedules

"ur such a goblin" - "your goblin" "mine goblin... mind goblin" - "mind goblin deez nuts"

abt to do an oil change on a car for 2 people i've never met. anxiety is kickin my ass lol. excited though

Get out No Fuck you *shoots you*

i met a 17yo cat bamed link today

i need my computer job to get faker and my ass to get fatter

if you're cold, they're cold - bring them in!!

and now terraria til 3. that was expected though

Sly Cooper!

finally got our pebble time 2s in! i got the silver one and @woof.keypup.me got all black #pebble #repebble

we give him. a brain #minathehollower #gameplay

im cool /anx

listen. it's a good game!

did not expect openttd to timewarp me to 2am tonight. whoops

awooo

i successfully hacked one of these for a coworker over 2yrs ago now, it was a very fun project

i am home and i gave my darling a medium reese's blizzard and i am gonna shower and get high and be happy

going to bed, not looking forward to going in to work on my birthday tomorrow to both 1) deal with a customer that doesn't know how to connect his wifi camera even after i already showed him last time, and 2) bury a 120ft fiber cable but it will be good for me and i will be outside

m8 day 15(?): starting to get a little more confident with it, but years of muscle memory fighting against some of the minor UI differences are my biggest hurdle i think.

there was one night recently i had smoked half a joint of some new strain, and i was taking the trash out and walking through the parking lot and all the cars felt fuckin HUGE. it was incredible. i swear i will be chasing that euphoria the rest of my life

my partner keeps making me breakfast even when it's like 80+F in here. they deserve the world 💙

why tf are there no cool car events anywhere near me

a banded aid

back on my fiber bullshit

Oh so you got a cock. That's cool I guess. What, do you want a trophy? Do you want me to sit on it?? Take everything in??? 🙄🙄

had some fun watching airport traffic with my partner :3

the jimny im getting was originally white and with a bit of googlin, i was able to find auction pics of the same car back in 2016 showing that!

fuck you yoo ess ay

just drafted a quick maintenance log for keeping in the jimny i'm getting soon. i may be a bit excited for this thing. also a bit scared of the amnt of maintenance it may need to keep healthy but i am capable of this 😎

m8 day 1: enjoying it so far. gonna take some effort to feel fluent with it, but certainly my LSDj experience is giving me a head start

fuck you ay ay ron

Every time I'm a bit reckless with my money I feel 😈 Probably not healthy or wise but hey, I'm living in a way my parents would never allow themselves to and I'm ok with that Experiences and opportunities over money every day When I'm old I won't remember my finances lol

i like my men like i like my chicken. boneless

i have legit plans to buy this 😳 it is happening