Official Elizabeth Montgomery Situation 2k26 thread

Imagine being soooooo impossibly cool oh my god

Ingrid Bergman behind her 16mm Bell & Howell Filmo Auto Load on location during production of Rossellini’s “Stromboli, Land of God” (1949).

I think my lesbian coworker was testing my gayness with the Wicked OBC this morning. Especially Dancing Through Life…like I don’t play about that song omg

2026 is the year I finally watch the Elizabeth Montgomery Lizzie Borden movie that I’ve been wanting to watch since I used to sneak onto the dial-up internet on the family computer at night to look at her filmography on the bewitched forum

Romance on the High Seas, or: ¡Accessories! #TCMParty

Found my baby cousin’s IG and was not shocked to find that she follows Jessica Kellgren-Fozard. Like yes, yes hello fellow gay cousin! Was then shocked to find that she also follows some gay republican accounts, too. Like no, no you were supposed to be woke bbgirl!

At a potluck family thing where there are literally like 20 people, but only us and two other people brought veggie friendly foods. Like it’s so easy to slap some tartinade or cheese on bread 😭

I just want a boring news day

“Unlock CharGPT’s full potential” “AI for Artists” “Midjourney for professional AI art” “become an AI prompt expert” “create content with every AI platform”

Sorry I haven't been in touch - I'm such a disorganised and lazy cow.

Resting at the gym is so weird. Like what am I supposed to do for the 30 seconds between reps skdhskdb

Sad to learn that vhsdates isn’t real. I had my suspicions but I was erring on the side of real 80s unhingedness 😪

Mary Tyler Moore was born on December 29, 1936 #botd

Listening to the maintenance phase bonus about diet scams, and every time Aubrey says “inland empire” all I can think of is “west covinaaaaaa caliFORNIA!”

DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD

I love watching end-of-year recaps because they make me realize I’m not as online as I thought I was. 🙏

The friends page on the reels tab is hateful because I just saw the saddest thing lmfaooooooo

If you’re looking for a cool nb rap/pop/rock artist who sings in both French and English (sometimes in the same song!), may I suggest Maddy Street open.spotify.com/track/5XLswk...

Just finished reading Things Have Gotten Worse Since We Last Spoke and I fully had to get out of bed to walk around the kitchen at midnight because that was the most insane shit I’ve ever read in my life holy fuck

Headache✅ Annoying cold✅ Bleeding✅ Dumpster lid hitting me directly in the face, flinging my glasses off my face and making my headache come back ✅

Not loving that I already messed up part of my moms Christmas gift and I’ll have to bring out the seam ripper BOOOOOO

LOCAL INDEPENDENT CINEMA LETS GOOOOOOOO

My wife has brought it to my attention that we’ve never watched The Mummy (1999) together………….

Gonna need Judi Dench to be so serious right now. If forgiveness is personal, what makes you think your opinion has any weight here? 🙄

door-othy zbornak: thread

This is also a Jed Kurzel win! ☺️

Jean Arthur in Modern Screen, July 1934 “Here is another young lady busily engaged in staging a cinematic come-back. For two years she deserted the screen for the theatre, where she scored definitely.”

Love that there’s a bill banning dual citizenship being introduced to the senate. Love that for me.

Wow Spotify wrapped doesn’t look like total shit from a butt this year 😃

The Coven Acrylic on panel

Is anyone on Pixelfed? I have nooooo idea who to follow there ;__;

Should I have an Ingrid Bergman situation y/y?

Thought I fucked up an excel document real bad at work, and when I asked the manager about it, he fixed it with a swish of the mouse. I panicked for nothing and the “10+ years experience with excel” lie on my resume JUMPED out. lol

Not an official Grace Kelly account sharing an AI image…… along with the quote Audrey never said…….oh it’s bad out here

There’s nothing quite like a TimTam Slam <3

Being gay is so dumb 😩🥸

Me when ALB posted her 10 year anniversary pics: wow her dress looks so much like Tracy’s wedding dress in high society! ALB talking about her latest video: so one of my favorite movies is high society…

I love tasmania. lol

I have downloaded the Bandle app

Skfhsjdh I just got an ad for a fuckin…tactical hoodie and their selling point was telling men to stop wearing multiple layers because they “aren’t children” 😭 fellas is it childish to wear layers and be warm

Love how so many Bad Guys and people who die in AppleTV shows don’t use Apple products lol

Our babiiiiiies 🥺❤️

All movies should have Ingrid Bergman in them

The Ida Lupino-Elizabeth Montgomery joint slay in A is for Aardvark

They can try to remake Bewitched, but they’ll never come close to the charm and humor of the original. It would be so soulless and beige. 😭

We’re rewatching Bewitched and I just heard that Darrin’s name is Jean-Pierre in the French dub

MY WIFE CROCHETED A FACEHUGGER!!!