Who the hell smiles like that while showering #NoirAlley #TCMParty

She killed the cat, so justified in my book #NoirAlley #StrangeLovesOfMarthaIvers #TCMParty

Submerge yourself in things that you love. They create the oxygen needed to carry on with everything else.

Tonight's reading is Michael Connelly's Nightshade. I've watched every episode of Bosch & The Lincoln Lawyer, but I've never read any of his books. Looking forward to this one. 📚💙 #booksky

HAPPY EARTH DAY: To celebrate, RHP is offering their climate change crime fiction anthology for a discounted price of 99 cents for a limited time. Grab your copy today: bit.ly/4nOVXoK #crimefiction #climatechange #earthday2026

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I don't think I've ever seen #HisKindOfWoman and have too much to do this morning, so not sure how much of it I'll get to see. But I'm looking forward to Eddie's intro & outro :) #NoirAlley #TCMParty

Watching The Day Of The Dead (1985) and noticing for the first time that the opening scenes were filmed in the same downtown area of Fort Myers where I worked in the early 90s.

Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet:

Too much noise in my brain. Think it's time to go analog for a while.

The #Artemis II journey has made me realize I've become a space enthusiast in my middle years 🚀🚀🚀

COMING THIS SUMMER from RHP Press: WAVES OF BURDEN. The new novel from Anthony Award-winning author @curtisippolito.bsky.social. You don't want to miss this one.

Starting my weekend a little early with this gem of a crime fiction anthology ⚡️📚💙 #BookSky

Just stood out on my front porch and watched the Artemis II launch. One of the few perks of living in Florida.

Saw a few “Women in Horror Month is over” posts, so I made a short guide to help with the confusion:

Bleak ending #NoirAlley #TCMParty #Caged

Prison version of camp songs. Reminds me of my time in the Brownies 🤓 #TCMParty #NoirAlley #Caged

@eddiemuller.bsky.social is a goddamned national treasure. #TCMParty #Caged #NoirAlley

It's time for #NoirAlley #Caged #TCMParty

Drop a movie that traumatized you as a kid

I concur #TCMParty #WhoKilledTeddyBear #NoirAlley

#WhoKilledTeddyBear, the gift that keeps on giving. #TCMParty #NoirAlley

Is that his mother??? 👀 👀 #TCMParty #NoirAlley

This movie is a train wreck #TCMParty #NoirAlley #WhoKilledTeddyBear

#NoirAlley is back! #WhoKilledTeddyBear #TCMParty

1 DAY LEFT TO SUBMIT! A new anthology from RHP Press this fall. We're looking for dark crime stories (2-7k words) about American fascism. Subs open Feb 15 to March 15. More info: bit.ly/4pTIdJF

As a country, we'd be in a lot better shape if people would stop electing clueless, unserious morons like this guy

Share a television show that raised you.

Um...no

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains.

Crime fiction is the gift that keeps giving. Why not send an issue or two of RHP to that person in your life who can't get enough stories of people on the edge, people making bad decisions? Buy an issue today: bit.ly/3MbYXOk

He's vile. It's who he is at his core. The real problem is the normalization of that behavior.

Everything is getting stupider

SUBS WINDOW OPENS TOMORROW! For January, give us noir about dreams. Maybe it’s petty dreams about gangland glory. Let’s kick off 2026 by taking a look at “what dreams may come,” and what happens next when all your dreams come true . . . or don’t. Subs open from Dec 1-4: bit.ly/4fQLeGx

He's looking to "wipe the floor with the competition" www.nbcnews.com/politics/ele...

“I pirate books because I can’t afford them.”

Every introvert on my timeline shuddering at that story about Target requiring employees to smile & make eye contact if a customer gets near them. If I still shopped there, I'd be plotting a course through the aisles that avoided all employees like a real-life video game. So many levels of bad 🙃

Nice grocery store score. Takes the sting out of trying to shop in the midst of snowbird season. I 🖤 this book! #BookSky #HorrorLit #Horror

Southern Comfort chugged straight from the bottle when I was 16.

Attention writers 👇

Poor Karswell. Smacked to death by a demon #TCMParty

Reminds me of that after school special when Helen Hunt (I think) was hopped up on PCP and jumped out the window #TCMParty #CurseOfTheDemon

Sure, give him that meth. What could possibly go wrong #TCMParty #CurseOfTheDemon

Run, Dana, run! #TCMParty #CurseOfTheDemon

That was clearly a stuffed animal he was fighting off #TCMParty #CurseOfTheDemon

He's conjured a Cat 3 hurricane 🌀🌀🌀 #TCMParty #CurseOfTheDemon

#CurseOfTheDemon is absolutely bonkers and I fucking love it 👹 #TCMParty

Speaking of writing advice, I feel like everything I've been thinking and talking about over the past few days can be boiled down to this. Go ahead and write the weird shit. Because (waves hands around at everything) at this point, why the fuck not?

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