Holy shit, he’s so close to admitting he rigged it you guys. #elonmusk #doityoupussy

Hey look! One of the authors of the “Trump Derangement Syndrome” bill! #fucktrump #fuckelon #thecalliscomingfrominsidethehouse www.fox9.com/news/minneso...

Just a heads up.

Thanks, I fucking hate it. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Sure would be a shame if you all filled out this helpful survey. secured.heritage.org/the-heritage...

Oh boy, he’s wearing sunglasses now. But this time, it will be some right wing TikTok influencer’s shitty energy drink and not Flavor Aid that’s laced with cyanide.

So we have Elon and his human shield Kevlar hijacking an interview with with Orange Julius to talk about how the Judicial Branch shouldn’t exist. Are we awake yet?

This should come with a jump scare warning… “I, Trump, the Scourge of Democracy, the Sorrow of America, command you! On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of evil!”

I don't really use TikTok that much, but I find it fascinating that our government is on the verge of banning an app for national security reasons that are still unclear in the same week that Meta, the largest social media company, says it's now fine to hate LGBTQ people and call us mentally ill.

I’m not feeling it, not at all

This is from my old gym. Why is this so funny to me? Because my abuser was a coach there. My mental health shattered when he cheated on me and emotionally abused me and how did they respond? By quietly removing me, and hiring him back as a coach. Don’t pretend you give a fuck about mental health.

Stay tuned for more hot takes 🤣💁🏻‍♀️

If you think Luigi Mangione was bad, imagine how bad it would be if millions suddenly lost their lifesavings in a bank run and couldn't even buy food. Full on bread riots.

Womp womp

Such triggered widdle snowflakes #fucktrump #fuckyouforvotingforhim

Oh dear.

This...

I would love to go back and tell my younger self this.

I’m being forced to watch the entire Twilight series. I fucking hate this. Ed Cullen is such an abusive fuckhead.

And yet my brother *insists* that Joe Rogan isn’t right wing 😂

Scene Queen and Baby Metal on Thursday. What an incredible show with some equally incredible people ❤️

Okay so, just out of curiosity… The billionaires Trump is appointing, they’re the ones who are supposed to save us from the elites, right? ….right?

✨Love✨ when my straight white male coworkers explain politics to me like they think I’m just a dumb woman or something.

I made a blocklist for some of the new showing up to troll anti trans folks. No oxygen for these schmoes! bsky.app/profile/did:...

Louder, for those telling me “it’ll be fine ackshully”

Just ask my brother and ex husband.

I turn on Netflix for a split second to see if the fight is on and BAM, Mike Tyson’s bare ass.

Now it makes sense.

It was never about the qualifications.

Cancel all my plans and send food at some point.

Be like Mark Hamill.