first base is stabbing, second base is kissing, third base is divorce

get me out of Texas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

just me and my cats against the world

my son is a model

they should invent a job that you can drink margaritas at

Rue? When was this?

I miss Avicii

they should invent bears that you can pet

ready set go to therapy!

i recommend caring less about what other people think. may take a while but it’s so freeing. good luck 💗

what’s a fax machine

I can’t feel my face 😀

can whales see the moon

what’s a superbowl

definitely not married to the hustle in fact I would just like to lay down

hey so what would happen if I could just catch a fucking break lol

ALL CATS ARE BEAUTIFUL

Well, that was a single hour of joy

THE PREGAME HYPE WE NEEDED Congrats, Broncos!

The Denver Broncos are 12-2 in one-score games this year.

Let’s go Broncos! 🎉🧡🐴

WE DID IT BO😭

tomorrow is not promised so fist fight someone Today

luckily I’m under no obligation to make sense to anyone😌

what a freaking year this week has been

i should’ve been meaner this year

It was impossibly tough, but we did it besties 🤍

sorry I’ve been MIA I was demoted from showgirl back to tortured poet:/

bought a house today💅🤭

Nikola Jokić was selected in the 2014 NBA Draft during a Taco Bell commercial. Tonight, the Denver Nuggets paid homage to it 😂 “Give the quesarito a chance.”

i wish i could unrecall how we almost had it all

Happy birthday to the queen herself Taylor Swift!! 🩷💙

Happy #ArtAdventCalendar! I'll be reposting the art I made this year. Day 1: Corvid Lovers

no one will ever understand the connection I have with midnights 💙🌙🌌✨

Crashing out part 10 BILLION!!

i love margaritas guys

i love cats so much!!

a male you can trust 🥹💕

moving to Colorado today🤠

using the extra hour to yearn

Iceman with some evening fall colors. 🍂

My heart lives in the midnights era and that’s where it’ll always stay 🌙💙✨🌌

there are so many songs on midnights not talked about enough 😭😭😭

i love alex consani i wish she was real

not a slicked back ponytail in sight we are so back🤩

anyway good morning

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