If you think Congress moves slow now, wait until Turtle gets the gavel at the Rules Committee.

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This turtle is closer to getting the speaker’s gavel than Jordan right now @darthbluesky.bsky.social

Nearly a week later, still true

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Pups that deserve all the votes

At this rate this turtle will claim the gavel many times over before Republicans pick a speaker

About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons

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Watson says hello

Never thought I’d be so happy to see headlines as I am right now after spending the day on twitter/x/whatever it is these days.