Hello down there

Tummy Tuesday ft my desk

What a surprise I’m wearing green again 🤪

Does this reality shift make my ass look fat?

I know it's fcf but this is the best pic I've ever taken of my tits and therefore it absolutely had to be posted today

I need to clean my fuckin mirror 🙃

Happy Tuesday 🤪

#3. Video answer on insta. Go to a good piercer, do not let them pierce through your cartilage. If you want to stretch, ask to be pierced at a larger gauge. Do not stretch quickly, two years in I’m at a 4g. Sanitize your jewelry. This is not a forgiving piercing if it gets irritated or infected.

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I’m bored: ask me some questions ngl.link/datamygdala1

Also- in celebration of 1k- just a reminder to be kind to others. Gas up your friends and tell a stranger they’re hot. Kindness speaks volumes.

Just saw I hit 1k followers. Here’s me doing the bare minimum for a thirst trap to celebrate 🎉

Need

Happy Friday 👋

I'm finally getting over my holiday weight

Settled but no one to mettled with 😏😩

Oops made a mess

Is it bad that I just want to turn my Pokopia Island into a brutalist hellscape…?

So new glasses are fuckin sick

I showed you what to do, son.

Quote this with one of your best ass shots

Almost Friday so here’s my ass just cause.

Drew a goonin’ face on my pencil sharpener lol

Gay men posting dick pics today with the caption “he is risen”

Actually drew something for the first time in forever and was quickly reminded that I can’t pull a clean line with acrylic to save my life but anyways I’m still happy with how it turned out 🥰

Saturday. Drop off the boyfriend: ✅ Favorite coffee shop: ✅ Costco Run: ✅

Goodnight 😜🥵🥰

It was nice-ish out today 🤷🏻‍♂️

Pastels for Spring? Groundbreaking 🌹🌸🌷🌼

Sun’s out guns out or whatever ☀️

Big plus side to my job- this LED wall *strobe light warning*

Darlene Mitchel you crazy fuckin bitch

Saturday. New Jock. All is well 🥵😈

Ok 7 hours later, I got tickets lmfao.

How’s the view down there?

So after three hours of attempting to buy tickets to the Pokémon Fossil Exhibition at The Field Museum in Chicago, got to the payment screen and submitted payment just to be sent all the way to the back of the queue again.

Happy Monday 🥰

2 or 7, but the company that made my favorite briefs discontinued making them so 🤷🏻‍♂️

Felt super beefcake today 🤪

Got a new spring jacket 🥰

I guess this is one way to table a conversation 🤷🏻‍♂️

And tonight’s learning: Keep drunk James away from social media lmfao

And this is 30 🥳

On the couch until further notice 🥵🤪

Hi if you’re a dj please make sure that you don’t boost the bass in your mix so high that the speakers can’t handle the signal and clip so bad that it literally causes the speakers to go silent on the downbeat thank you

Well since I can’t wear contacts I’m stuck with them 😎🤓

Gay and tired on this fine Thursday 🙃

Lazy fuckin’ Sunday.

Fuck, it’s a Sunday