Got a new spring jacket 🥰

I guess this is one way to table a conversation 🤷🏻‍♂️

And tonight’s learning: Keep drunk James away from social media lmfao

And this is 30 🥳

On the couch until further notice 🥵🤪

Hi if you’re a dj please make sure that you don’t boost the bass in your mix so high that the speakers can’t handle the signal and clip so bad that it literally causes the speakers to go silent on the downbeat thank you

Well since I can’t wear contacts I’m stuck with them 😎🤓

Gay and tired on this fine Thursday 🙃

Lazy fuckin’ Sunday.

Fuck, it’s a Sunday

Haven’t posted a mirror pic in awhile 😜🙃

Hey. Happy almost Friday 👋👋👋

Feeling oats or something

Well hello from my corporate tech bro retreat 😜😈🥰

God I fucking hate airports lol

I feel really beardy today

Just do it.

Is it bad that I started collecting mugs that say various forms of the word “dad” or “daddy” on them 🤪

Whatever that bitch Barbie said about pink, right?

Watching my boyfriend playing Majora’s Mask and… oh my…

Happy #fcf fat cunt friday

What are these strange whore things that ended tonight

BUT DADDY I LOVE HIM

Wanna come to bed?

Double penetration but it’s me putting two chicken tenders in my mouth.

It’s Friday. Here’s another mirror pic for ya

Mirror-adjacent, yet closer than it looks 🔎

Glitch glitch, bitch 🔴🟢🔵

Too sleepy for a new goodnight pic, so have an outtake from the other night 😜😈

Well this read me like a book

I have both these bitches from Sephora and they work pretty well but have been looking for a nice metal one

Today really fuckin sucked. Anyways here’s a goodnight pic 🙃

Goodnight 😴

My ass looked good the other day 😈

Does the overhead lighting in my place make me look more like a hoe or is it something else

Gaming in a jock might be my new weekend activity 👀👀👀

I heard ya’ll wanted more ass content 🤷🏻‍♂️

Wearing my snowstorm attire 😛

Goooooodnight 🥰

Day one of vacation am I doing this right

Gooooooodnight

Goooooodnight 🥰

The average dick pic reminds me not everyone went to art school

So tonight was my work holiday party and they had multiple stations that had a serving dish filled with crab rangoon and I almost inhaled an entire tray of them

My office bathrooms have fantastic lighting 🔆

Goon’in 🤪

Vacation over, back to work tomorrow 😅

Happy Thanksgiving y’all. Hope ya had a great holiday 🥰

I bought a Carhartt jacket today I am bear hear me woof

Day one of vacation am I doing this right