Goodnight erryone 😴

It’s way too fucking hot outside 🥵

Hey Chicago. Happy Pride 🏳️‍🌈

Happy Tuesday. Here’s a bearface 😜

Saw Rosalía then belly up with my Judy Phillip 🥰

Happy Monday 🥰

What’s for dinner 🤪

I feel very wide today 😜

It’s #TummyTuesday from the bassrooms

Goodnight 🥰✨

Back to my Hot Topic shopping Tumblr Browsing roots 🥰

This Tuesday feels like a Thursday. I hate it here. But got my hair cut so we’re restored

Completely candid. I had no idea this was being taken. /s

Happy Fuckin’ Friday 😈🤪

Goodnight 😜😈

What am I thinking about? (Your dad)

I need a tattoo baaaaaad

Serving 70’s gameshow host for my non-profit’s yearly gala.

Hello down there

Tummy Tuesday ft my desk

What a surprise I’m wearing green again 🤪

Does this reality shift make my ass look fat?

I know it's fcf but this is the best pic I've ever taken of my tits and therefore it absolutely had to be posted today

I need to clean my fuckin mirror 🙃

Happy Tuesday 🤪

#3. Video answer on insta. Go to a good piercer, do not let them pierce through your cartilage. If you want to stretch, ask to be pierced at a larger gauge. Do not stretch quickly, two years in I’m at a 4g. Sanitize your jewelry. This is not a forgiving piercing if it gets irritated or infected.

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I’m bored: ask me some questions ngl.link/datamygdala1

Also- in celebration of 1k- just a reminder to be kind to others. Gas up your friends and tell a stranger they’re hot. Kindness speaks volumes.

Just saw I hit 1k followers. Here’s me doing the bare minimum for a thirst trap to celebrate 🎉

Need

Happy Friday 👋

I'm finally getting over my holiday weight

Settled but no one to mettled with 😏😩

Oops made a mess

Is it bad that I just want to turn my Pokopia Island into a brutalist hellscape…?

So new glasses are fuckin sick

I showed you what to do, son.

Quote this with one of your best ass shots

Almost Friday so here’s my ass just cause.

Drew a goonin’ face on my pencil sharpener lol

Gay men posting dick pics today with the caption “he is risen”

Actually drew something for the first time in forever and was quickly reminded that I can’t pull a clean line with acrylic to save my life but anyways I’m still happy with how it turned out 🥰

Saturday. Drop off the boyfriend: ✅ Favorite coffee shop: ✅ Costco Run: ✅

Goodnight 😜🥵🥰

It was nice-ish out today 🤷🏻‍♂️

Pastels for Spring? Groundbreaking 🌹🌸🌷🌼

Sun’s out guns out or whatever ☀️