Im a sports gay now. It was cool meeting Emmitt Smith.

@billyhapsburg.bsky.social took some cute impromptu photos of @benjiej.bsky.social and me outside of Mary’s this past Saturday. I love them! 😍😍😍

I managed my best score on this course today. I can’t believe I choked on the 17 hole… could have had par. But my best previously is +6, so I’ll take it! Hole 13&14 should really be par 4 anyway. They take two perfect drives to get to putting range down narrow corridors.

Justin.

This is Friday, yall.

I think 60s jazz fusion and bossa nova music will be a large portion of my summer soundtrack

Holy shit. It sucks outside.

GODFATHER. A recent portrait of a friend in their new leather mask.

Tomdonna - Ray of light

6+ hour drives on a crappy nights sleep… would not recommend.

Man. Fuck adobe. Look at this accusatory email. Not a security concern, but the fear that I may be scamming them out of $15/mo. Fuck that. Who’s the best alternative to photoshop and Lightroom? I’m ready to bounce.

Teeheehee. Just thinking about when ghost face from scream said “looks like you fingered the wrong guy… again.”

🤫

Art Schmart.

Babest of babes

Had the privilege of watching this in an LGBTQIA+ theatre the other night. This scene never fails.

Tummy Tuesday?

The weekends over?

Here’s a throwback to me at hippie hollow in Austin… probably 2017ish?

I have an art show coming up in Baltimore at Metro. It’s a mixed media show combining two constants in my life - hardcore punk, and homo shit. I’ll be there opening day. Come hang out.

I will maintain the stance that John Wick 1 is the best, and then they progressively go down hill.

I don’t understand why car dealerships lie about when they’re getting a car in. Don’t tell me “it’s coming in two days!” When it’s not. Then tell me “it’s be in within 72 hours” and again.. nope. You’re just pissing me off at this point. 🤬

Saturdaze

Completely candid. I had no idea this was being taken. /s

Okay, I deleted the old one, cause I like this edit better. NOW this is my favorite photo of @benjiej.bsky.social sorry for the confusion.

I haven’t taken the time to try shooting some portraits simply for fun lately. I like these that I took this morning.

Introduce yourself with 10 musicians you’ve seen live: Cock Sparrer Gospel (the band) Turnover American Nightmare Sheer Terror Tyler, The Creator Converge Denzel Curry Wu-Tang Nas

music.apple.com/us/playlist/... May’s playlist. If you hate the first half, just try the second half.

Couldn’t sleep, not a blink. Sad part is, the things keeping me awake… well, nothing can even begin to be done about them until Wednesday afternoon. Anticipation is a bitch.

The contest was rigged. I did all this nonsense for 2nd place? It’s a travesty.

Woofs. The bar. Not us.

So… yall really listening to Drake regularly, eh? I tried to go in with an open mind to this Iceman album… 5 songs in, I’m about ready to turn it off. This shit is awful.

Happy birthday to the homie. Love you forever.

I’m so happy. Resonance was a local VB/RVA band from the early 00s playing emotional punk that Title Fight would popularize 10 years later. I’ve been looking for files for years, and was told they recently put it on Spotify. Enjoy if that’s your thing! open.spotify.com/album/1FZse5...

Things I don’t recommend… brutally hyper extending your thumb. It’s been almost a week… it’s still in bad shape. I hate it.

Mustache advancing to its Tombstone era.

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I’m guessing someone thinks it’s cute to sign up my phone number for stupid ass right wing sites/text threads. Good thing I can type “stop” pretty quickly.

Shared with no context.

Monday’s are a cruel mistress. Especially when the weekend rode you hard, and put you up wet.

Sunday funday.

Box seat things.

Fridays are for fun.

Slopping down some pig shit with these fat fucks and I'm the fattest of them all. If I died tomorrow no one would shed a tear. Load my freakin' lard carcass into the mud. No coffin please, just wet, wet mud. Bae.

Oh? Lil ole me?