man got housed on the day the jets won their first game

Whenever people complain about the number of folks relying on food stamps, it is worth reminding them that SNAP is, by too large of a degree, a subsidy for corporations that refuse to pay a living wage and their political allies who reject public policy prescriptions to reduce income inequality.

COLLEGE FOOTBALL: we saw you across the bar and we really like your vibe BUCS-SAINTS [2 fumbles, 1 INT, 7-3 score at halftime]: hello,,,

the onion was founded by students at the university of wisconsin. academics are good writers

me, teaching the latin passive voice of the verb facio, facere:

@hollyanderson.bsky.social hey dude i’m gonna drop this off with you before the live show because you’re the responsible one youtu.be/Ymd3tRzhNt8?...

if jon bois did a whole ass documentary on you, your ass is already in the blender #riseup

it’s pretty cool that george soros only cuts checks on saturdays

taught in the ole miss hoodie today. had to explain college passing strategy inside the opponent’s 40 to a classroom of college freshman at a university with no college football team. “yeah kiffin’s just gonna call one for the end zone”

wish more of charleston twitter migrated here cuz i’ve seen like two posts about our no kings rally (i’m likely missing something)

art horror as a genre was developed by the romans. horror is a latin word

the internet’s most dogged lane kiffin watcher has done it again

CHARLESTON WEATHER: hurricane gonna miss you it’s cool 👍🏻 ALSO CHARLESTON WEATHER: four days of rain and flooding fuck you 👆🏻

*HERMES DON’T READ THIS* iris ,,,, hello

Kaleb Horton’s prose was at its funniest in his throwaway lines and dependent clauses. It’s unsurprising he liked to read John le Carré. We are a true talent poorer today.

i got the most insane unknown rando text this morning 14 minutes before my first class

robert redford taught me it was ok to be hot and redheaded

cam skattebo answers the question of “what if tim tebow fucked?”

OG readers of red cup rebellion dot com will be unsurprised to learn that arkansas-ole miss have combined for five touchdowns after 20 minutes of football

KIRBY SMART, THE MADDEST HE’S EVER BEEN IN HIS LIFE: well, we got a hard fought win,

NEW: advanced latin students in open revolt after instructor makes two “itsa me! syncope!’ jokes in class this morning

the kicker here is just

charleston is a funny place because i just met roy williams while grabbing a coffee on my way into the office

wow michael penix with real effort on that last play

sign of the times: local dive has banned making tiktok videos in the bar

[sighs, hits the “sandstorm” drop on the soundboard again]

[trying to blend in at the eagles game while finding my seat] i’m looking for jawn D-13

bill belichick welcome to a wildcat strike and happy college football labor day friendo

Seen on my run in Rock Creek Park today. Parking lot near Beach and Tilden. Paper taped on over a Harris 2024 sign.

looks like vox media deep sixed my sister’s obituary at red cup rebellion. anyway, she woulda turned 33 today. i’m sorry, lizzie

[I’m a woman in every jason bourne film ever]: hey jason will you make sure that they get a shot of my hair and me washing my hands that’s what we do in these movies

simple rebuke to ai reach is it has no human soul, in the strong sense of the word. it doesn’t love, doesn’t yearn. it doesn’t get butterflies before a first date or giddiness on the first day of school. this is what i told my students today on the 1st day of class when i banned ai use outright

hugh freeze has hired nyc mayor eric adams as linebackers coach at auburn university

curious what the university of nebraska thinks about this nomenclature on the cusp of football season

at sb nation’s height i woulda blogged this at red cup under the hed “new ole miss mascot just dropped” and it would do numbers

even petronius’ trimalchio thinks this a bit gauche

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social hey y’all as a resident faculty listener you should know that at college of charleston dorm move-in today a dad was unloading incoming student’s dorm kit and vaping. vape dad has officially entered the extended universe

ΗΣΦ, the national honor society for classical studies, was founded by students at the university of chicago (and northwestern)

redistribution of wealth (complimentary)

another successful bar spelling bee. winning word was polysyllabic; word of the night: jejune

best pod on the internet, these friendos do good goddamn work

100 minutes into the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social saga on arkansas football and now the bobby petrino shit starts; y’all i gotta make dinner for my motorcycle crash wife and kids

even caligula finds this a bit much

nero’s golden house in rome was built on confiscated land

not even the homeric poets have a word for how hot it is right now

[approaching my younger brother in the middle of a 50 luxury car heist on a 12 hour deadline] hey man, you alright?

about to start a rewatch of hbo’s CHERNOBYL under the academic aegis of a horror film where only the viewer knows who/what the eventual killer is. this is lesson planning

ol’ ball coach knew brushwork

Some of my fellow Jews think a college kid wearing a kaffiyeh is a greater threat to their personal safety than an authoritarian government rounding up people to send to torture camps and the world's richest man who made a Nazi AI, and I'm really not sure what to say to them anymore.