I don’t know how anyone can still talk about “the AI revolution” with a straight face. Reuters story about a railroad company that has sunk $300,000 into “developing AI products” and appears to have made…a chatbot that doesn’t work? archive.is/2025.12.17-0...

[lane kiffin packing up his office turns to pete golding]: yo dog whatever you do just run the offense side score up; we do that every single time; just hammer the scoreboard and see what happens. anyway, bye luv ya [pete golding]: i will stab a silver blade into the heart of my opponent

send this tape to the committee next year when they try to bullshit like tamu into the CFP

@cjzero.bsky.social did pete golding just say “fuckin’ a, man” after that tulane touchdown?

PETE GOLDING ACTION FIGURE RUN THE SCORE UP FIRST ROUND CFP

there is a lot of literature composed in many languages about how a person like miller will be punished in the hereafter. damte has a sense of humor, but not even he would find a laff about this ghoul, and he buried mangled corpses under an endless ice field in the bottom ring of hell

elon musk, russ vought and especially stephen miller need to be eliminated from american society because they hate american society. they want to 86 what america is, was, and can be. they straight up hate this country. america must destroy them

hosted bar spelling bee on sunday and here’s me giving Disappointed Professor Face to my friend botching the word “florid”

RIP Joe Ely www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5zb...

graduate bought me this as a thank you gift and it’s incredible. it has an entire appendix listing collective nouns (“murder of crows” etc.)

HRNG PEPPERMINT ROLL

who made that deadspin comment on the philip rivers gif “woooo peppermint roll!” all those years ago?

times new roman is a serif font, which uses more ink per character than calibri, which is a sans serif font and thus less expensive

this is how you stick the landing in gainesville (veers wildly off runway causing flaming accident in the original sonny’s bbq parking lot)

a heard of line cooks, chef

if your dive bar’s bathroom doesn’t have a stench of methane gas, are you really watching the raiders for only fantasy football reasons? i think not

expand the playoff more, 24 teams do the fullcast boogie

the wise man bowed his head and smiled, “there’s no such thing as a difference between good and bad, you fool, you acc graduate”

[gravelly alabama football croon] more trick plays to move the offense

napier falling up, nice 👍🏻

Strong floor, no ceiling describes sleeping on the sidewalk.

the most nominative deterministic word in english and thus the most beautiful is “syzygy” just line those y’s up with bodies aligned between, buddy

what is kiffin’s $ incentive to leave oxford. be a millionaire or just chill in north mississippi and develop dudes into CFP capital G Guys? my man just eat your daily delicious lunch where they love you

planting my flag as a former ole miss blogger/editor guy: Lane Kiffin Will Hate Any of the Big Jobs Courting Him and They Will Hate Him Too he has his fiefdom in oxford, and he’d be happier building up that critter lane, go full cignetti, brother

[grossest chicago area accent while brandishing a driveway shovel] hay yoo gais wahnt sam hahlp out thair?

this oklahoma team won’t allow any more lsu points above 13, but can sooners score more than 10 is a question for zeus and the parcae

it’d be so much cooler if you could decline a delay of game penalty taken in order to back up for a punt attempt. make that bastard kick a precision strike

@hollyanderson.bsky.social coach we ran out two pecan pie recipes this year and the traditional prep won the damn game plant the flag

thanksgiving overtime: recommend DAS KAPITAL to your dad (who largely agrees with you on stuff)

only one oven dish broke contain and caused a smoke alarm but we tightened up after the timeout and got off the field in time for dinner

already burnt a thumb but gonna play thru cuz team needs me

brother in law and i have once again achieved night before thanksgiving nirvana: he acquired diego pavia in NCAA and i am reading albert lord on the development of the iliad and odyssey. we’re having whiskey

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social oh shit y’all privy to the georgia high school football playoffs scandal this year? we’re at the appealing injunctions episode of this season www.cbsnews.com/atlanta/news...

who would be the funniest person to show up on a network news hit with a completely unexplained elaborate septum piercing? brian windhorst or chris wolf blitzer gotta be up there

very eerie: campus IT digitized a CD for me that accompanied the second edition of albert lord’s “the singer of tales.” the files include milman parry’s 1933-35 recordings of yugoslav citharists, on whom he based his model for the composition of the homeric epics. there’s also a short video

monstrosity of a new development on the charleston peninsula has a new sign introducing itself

spend more time licking her underground cave spores

the sound dubbing in FELLINI-SATYRICON is purposefully misaligned from the on-screen reel because the director wanted to communicate that antiquity cannot fully or directly speak back to us

woody marks’ 1947 hit ep “meet woody marks” sold 16 vinyls

did he specify which members

good fucking riddance, and good fucking work, student journalists

Here’s a story for every national news outlet: In N.C., churchgoers are literally running into the woods as federal agents descend on the property. “Inside the church, women and children sobbed as they wondered whether their loved ones had been taken.” www.charlotteobserver.com/news/politic...

[pokes nc state with a stick] hey uh, [😕]

you know, a rino, republican in name only. and don’t get me started on marjorie taylor brown, haha, because grass turns from green to brown. anyway, thomas massie, whom i like to call rand paul jr without explanation,

this is why we watch the games

solving the male loneliness crisis by texting my dudes a reminder to run their taps because charleston is under a freeze warming tonight and tomorrow

22 june 2025

nancy mace’s district

@brendelbored.bsky.social i’m only just now learning that you’re a professional football player???