Sneak peak into the new couple, Milo and Penelope, since the new stamp is based off them!

So the Orange one Freudian slipped and almost admitted that we’re in world war 3

Just found this old photo where I merged my face with Daniel Craig, should I use this as my profile pic? 🤣🤣🤣

I mean it’s not like Keir Starmer is known for making U-turns, Mr steadfast he is..

War’s going well, then

Well WHO could have seen this coming? 🤣

I love this precious emotional support blob! X3 questionablecontent.net/view.php?com...

In case anyone needs it

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They truly don’t want us to own ANYTHING #EatTheRich

Me six years ago, and me now 🤣

ICE agent pulled over for DUI 🤣 At first he tries the old, “we’re both federal agents”, gambit. Then he goes with, “are you Haitian”, because that’s the only tool they have in their box 🙄 youtu.be/Bsg-BusD_O4?...

I heard that some people mix vodka with pickle juice, so I decided to try it. Turns out it’s actually really terrible :3

Cost Savings xkcd.com/3197/

Time to try these coriander noodles Even basic Asian noodles have 3 flavour packets, but flavour in the noodles themselves is actually a surprise! Also a surprise is the spice level. Even though I would say this was basic spice, I know a lot of basic Western bitches would find this SPICY spicy :3

Stay warm yall~

Now I need reading glasses, so I bought some thin ones so I could look down at my D&D card sheet but still look up and chat with me mates. And my transformation into your weird uncle is complete 🤣🤣🤣 #GreyMuzzle #GrayMuzzle #OldFart

Trying to be a healthy skunk, so I looked up a non-mayonnaise based pasta salad for work, tomorrow. Hope it tastes better than it looks X3 Also, I think I made waaay too much >_>

The names of my various Bluetooth devices 😅

On a whim I bought some cheap (£2) reading glasses today, and Jesus fucking Jumanji, they actually work! I can again hold a book in a comfortable position near my face, like I used to, instead of at damn near arm length 🤣 But, on the other hand, I think this also means I am now officially old 😅😅😅

Here’s a riddle, what has a thicc dick and is 47 today? ;3

“This must be the year Britain finally kills off gay ideology” “This must be the year Britain finally kills off disabled ideology” “This must be the year Britain finally kills off black ideology” …See how bigoted it sounds!? Also note the radicalisation of Suzanne Moore via transphobia!

Cecilia Giménez passed away today. She's the artist who gave us the Ecce Homo "Restoration" at a local church in Zaragoza, Spain. RIP

Guillermo del Toro: "I've taken some liberties in adapting the Mary Shelly novel, I hope everyone understands." Ishiro Honda: "Frankenstein the deathless will fight a burrowing dinosaur with a glowing horn and radiation breath, signifying mankind will never understand the monsters we create."

Feloss Navidad everypony

So, just to confirm, the BBC can’t keep Robin Ince on the air because his trans allyship brings the organisation into disrepute, but they can keep David Walliams, who performed Nazi salutes at the recording of this very show, on the air despite him being predatory towards women. Cool. Very normal.

@illas.bsky.social *looks at bio* another Ace skunk?!! We are now best friends and I won’t hit a word against it!!! :D

Just received my mlp Mare Call playing cards from @poxyboxy.bsky.social, and just in time for Christmas, too! I fricking love these, they are so premium! ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

@avondeer.bsky.social was searching through my dropbox to see if I still had a certain thing. But then I ran across this, from the time I Fluttershy’d you 🤣🤣🤣

I was NOT expecting the watermelon vodka to be this colour, tastes really fucking good tho!!

Here in Swindon, a Popeyes Chicken opened up last month. I’ve been waiting for the rush to calm down, and tonight’s the night! Ordered the loaded fries and ghost pepper wings. It’s a new experience to order something spicy for a fast food joint and actually having it be spicy :9

I won a bottle of watermelon vodka in the raffle at work, today :3

Quote your lock screen My pet stray cat who came to me via the feline distribution system, now some years passed, Puppet :3

Was in town, when little kid came running up to me shouting, “Undertaker, you’re the Undertaker!!”. So of course I said yes. He then shouted, “do the eyes!”, so I put on a mean face and rolled my eyes up into my head, and he’s shouting to his parents, “HE’S DOING THE EYES, HE’S DOING THE EYES!!!” 🤣🤣

The Democrats:

I ration his vids, fnar fnar, but atm I’m watching one of my fav YouTubers So top tier that I unconsciously mimicked him when I made my own ration review vid back in the day. Realised after I recorded & didn’t post it for 10 yrs out of embarrassment 😅😅😅 youtu.be/nMu8hYvIlj8?...

Look forward to seeing all the racist and bigoted idiots crying salty, bitter, tears!

Swindon is getting a Popeye’s chicken! Can’t find out when it will be opening. Apparently there’s a bunch of detractors on Facebook, but these are obviously people with no joy in their lives X3

Start of a new D&D campaign tonight, and I am excited! I’ll be playing an arcane cowboy by the name of René Caligari  #DnD

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Today I saw this pigeon that’s missing all its tail feathers, has a mangled foot, and a scar running down its face. In a pigeon anime this would be the grizzled ,yet kind hearted, old master that teaches the protagonist to do the thing!

Britain's online safety act was made to 'keep children safe', but for trans kids, losing access to online community could be the difference between a happy child and tragedy. Unfortunately, the mother of murdered trans teenager Brianna Ghey, is one of its biggest champions. Let's talk about it.

"Now, you can fuck off home" Art.

Just uploaded an old video I recorded but didn’t post, so old that I recorded it on an iPhone 4 🤣 I had gotten into the whole MRE scene. I recorded this vid, like some YouTubers I watched. But got too self-conscious to post, thinking I Copied Steve1989MREInfo too much 😅 youtu.be/IqmZ_wUCK7I

Apparently Copypasta is a, “long forgotten term from the Internet” *turns to dust and blows away in the wind* 🤣 youtube.com/shorts/Du7IQ...

Starmer has just ended, by dictatorial fiat, a harm-reduction policy that protected minority groups dating back to the murder of Stephen Lawrence, because he hates trans people.

Ace Week, formerly Asexual Awareness Week, is an international campaign dedicated to raising awareness and expanding education of asexuality. We stand in solidarity with our Ace siblings, team members and supporters! #AceWeek #AsexualityAwareness #Asexual #LGBTQIA