Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar. Like this is hard...

Damn fuckin straight.

Alright @profanity.accountant You're not gonna catch 'em all, but gimme the lowball.

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen: Nightwish Meatloaf Dread Crew of Oddwood The Tossers Sound City Players

Did it happen yet?

My brain has done the impossible. I have forgotten the kars4kids song. The commercial just played at my bar. I know i SHOULD be hearing it even without the sound. Subtitles are even on. I HAVE FORGOTTEN KARS 4 KIDS

Normal brain: Man, writers block sucks. I should see if my friend has considered writing Moby Dick but set in 2025. Writer's brain: Hey, I know you're trying to work on that Galaxy Quest inspired script but here's a whole ass 5 issue origin story for Commissioner Gordon's mustache. Kthxbye!

You know what Todd Howard? Fuck you. KEEP Elder Scrolls VI. Done with your George RR Martin bullshit. Done with re-releasing Skyrim every year. The games been in development so long there's entire AAA studios formed and dissolved since it started. Fuck off.

If I'm a stupid asshole of a wannabe despot who just saw my country largely turn against me during a government shutdown knowing full well SCOTUS well just do as I wish? I make an emergency Execute Order to federally mandate voter ID with a very reasonable sounding background check.

Somewhere out there in the multiverse is a reality where Droopy Don has his final stroke today and Dick Cheney's death day becomes the footnote it deserves to be. I'd love that for us. 🤞

Ok, how much did Mamdani pay Stephen Miller to endorse Cuomo?

Fireworks. Notoriously great in the LA area in fucking November...

Super fun to see all the people complaining about the length of 2 hour movies ready and able to put 7 hours into watching a bunch of dudes try to hit a ball and run in a circle for 7 hours...

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

I don't know which is more annoying. When Taylor makes a good album? Or a bad one?

In order for the United States to become a party to the International Criminal Court and have our officials be subject to trial at The Hague, the US Senate would need to ratify the Rome statute by a two-thirds vote. Let’s start running on that.

i looked at the methodology for this and it is a. sex addiction counseling group in texas did a surveymonkey and extrapolated the results to the entire us population which is the sort of research design that earns you an ff on an intro methods class (the extra f is for extra effort), and b. p-hacked

*sigh* I've said this before, too lazy to find it: For FUCKS sake people (especially the "Meidas Might...eh") stop saying this isn't normal. There are voters who grew up knowing ONLY "this". "This isn't normal" is the wrong framing. This IS normal. But it shouldn't be. And we need to change it.

When I am elected president my first executive order well be a ban on restaurants using "Panda" in their name. It's so dumb trying to order Chinese when no one can tell if you mean Panda Express, Panda Bowl, New Panda, Panda, Hot Panda, Golden Panda, Lucky Panda or Panda's Giant Balls.

Things that are now in my search history: How do doctors ACTUALLY remove a light bulb that has been shoved in someones ass?

Donald Trump has singlehandedly convinced me that either time travel is impossible or humanity will cease to exist before we figure out how to do it.

Fascism never reverses course.

This has literally happened to me. Only friend in my life I've ever just booted.

Play nazi games... (Sorry, not sorry. Not a path I would chose, but if you're expecting tears you're barking up the wrong tree.)

Age verification? I have pogs. Not had. Have.

On that note bsky.app/profile/matt...

Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.

Friendly reminder: If you want to be treated with respect in death, live a love worthy of that respect.

We will be jettisoning trans rights from the Dem Party platform over my room-temperature fucking corpse. We are leaving no one behind, and fuck anyone who thinks otherwise. A core tenet of American identity is that we, not the government, define ourselves. All of us get protections or none of us do

Are you fucking shitting me? Article Google just fed me. "This just in! Strange new worlds doesn't take place in the TOS trek universe!" No shit. We knew this just by watching ep 1 of both series. In one Pike is a supporting captain who appreciates his whole crew. Including aliens and women.

Im absolutely guilty of being the lesser person here, but... THIS.

So again: yes, Newsom suuuuuucks. But we need all the help we can get and he’s shown himself to be a brilliant troll. We just need to not let him turn this into his own presidential run. Because he sucks.

Historian suggests fighting a wildfire with a back burn.

I *cannot* fucking stress this enough: The threat of AI is *NOT* making movies for us, but the hundreds of jobs it will be able to easily eliminate from crew positions. VFX. Drone pilots. Color timing. Sound mixing. Clerical staff. If we don't move to protect jobs NOW, they WILL go away forever.

Huh. @halsparks.com was SURE this would work. Seriously, Hal. Lower your standards. You cannot reason with unreasonable people.

Why the fuck are entire fucking episodes of podcasts allowed to be "ads" on YouTube? Im getting REALLY fucking tired of being forcefed ben shapiro and epoch times.

convinced half the appeal of Strange New Worlds is the alluring fantasy of a supportive workplace with a caring and inspiring boss

Oh crap. I certainly shouldn't have said I knew Jeffrey Epstein was kidnapping young girls from my hotel spa.

So of late we’ve had destructive winds, fires, earthquakes, now a potential tsunami. All we need is Heart and L.A. has our own shitty Captain Planet.

Mind you, back then, most families only had ONE income. Now people can barely make it by with double income. *INTERNAL SCREAMING*

Age verification? I've been a Nightwish fan since Tarja.

Weaponize Jury Nullification

Normalize leaking cancelled shit. Prison rules. Snitches get stitches, shisnos get Shinzo'd.

ATTN: If you're one of the Treasury employees that handled Epstein's Suspicious Activity Reports, feel free to reach out to me via signal (in my bio). I’ll keep you anonymous- as I have the thousands of current and former federal workers who have sent me tips. Please share this widely. 🙏🏻

He... he just... HANDED this to us? Just... took all the effort out? Just like that?

Yeah