One Job Application After Another

Weewolf

What if I were to melt into soup

Yall fuck with Allen Wrench?

What if I moved to Ireland?

Okay should I try and get into baseball or is it too late

Can you do polls on this site yet? I need more data

I would live in this… water tower.

So is everyone actually over here? Or is this site dead too?

checking those archived chats: 🫣

Psijic Monks in Skyrim’s mages quest be like

Crazy that those breathe right nasal strips work 😭

He’s done it again

how do you use Grok on here

Moving country again might fix me

The real problem with bluesky is my posts get no traction because I’m not funny

Whatever happened to hell threads?

Proposal: We replace Greater London with a neutron star

I guess I’m here again?

Wow

So how’s this place goin?

Finally, I can do the hot thing from the movies where you kiss and inhale the smoke from someone else’s cigarette as the exhale

So what’s happened here since I’ve been gone?

Me on my way to eat mozzarella from the fridge

Sorry I keep forgetting to post over here but I am alive

They didn’t have an Amtrak hoodie in my size

Your day might be going well but are you in a train station listening to Belinda Carlisle’s “Heaven Is a Place on Earth”

in sancre tor soul trapping some blades

To the tune of 4′33″:

I am NOT just here because the other app is busted

I hate having a cold, what do you mean I’m incredibly thirsty yet have too much saliva?

I wasn’t feeling good, but now I got a beer 😎

Having to explain to my parents what a “podcast live show” is, this is so embarrassing

Pro tip: if you go to sleep all your problems go away for a while

Well it wasn’t going to be a private group I guess

Gonna go home eat culvers and jack offf

Umm. You seem to be missing the obvious option of “fuck”

Do you need to be confirmed to be elected pope? Asking for a friend

My phone thinks I live in Japan so this is how I found out

Kachow

girl the conclave

*the algorithm doesn’t like me* I tell myself as I post another mid skeet

I thought they closed that place down

Late night convos on these hit different

When students see me out at a bar

You’re all fake train nerds

cartoon ass dog

one of my favorite recent onion headlines