Smoking that shit that makes TOOL sound good

I'm feeling an energy I haven't felt in years

Homies weren't ready for the shit I spit after a sour IPA

Hell yeag

The Boss Baby to Benjamin Button review scale

Oh yeah I got an autism (specifically Aspergers) diagnosis while I've been gone, so I'm not just weird

Does the Kendrick vs Drake beef concluding in a massive stomp my Kendrick mean I can't use the clapping drake gif anymore

She was right youtu.be/yutsIpLK2Rs?...

My pc stopped working and I am fucking devastated

they named a state after the drink????

Back on my bullshit Got really high and played WoW until 5am

smoke that shit that makes me an undead thrall

smoke that shit that gives me necromantic powers

Just raw dogged a 2 story elevator ride

When is someone gonna release a thorough video essay about VEVO? I would watch that

It's kinda fucked up to return here. I missed about a year and a half of drama and beef. I don't know what half the posts are talking about

Smoking that shit that makes me experience white guilt

I started smoking a lot of weed and I might also be getting an ADHD and autism diagnosis soon That's the main life updates See you again in 6 months

Ah so most of you are bots, should've figured

Why am I getting so many new followers I don't even use this app that much

Is this thing on

I'm immune buddy I don't need your guidance

Call me a yeast infection the way I'm making her pussy shart

Call me queef the way I'm making her pussy fart

Let's see who's coming to Copenhell in 2024 Oh nice TOOL is com- 😴😴😴😴

Pretty sure I've spotted a skinhead at a metal concert so me and my brothers friend are gonna see if we can get him in the moshpit

The second half of season 4 of the Walking Dead is something else. 3 new characters are introduced after the main group a split up. A badass military man on a holier than thou mission. His sexy-badass sidekick/lover and a genius, socially inept scientist who knows the cure. It's perfect

Cheers

A British reply guy who doesn't like to be a nuisance Could I bother you for a bit of banter?

Me: *pulls out bass guitar* wanna hear a little tune? Her: sure Me: *plays the first 4 seconds of the Seinfeld theme* took me 3 months to learn that Her: ... Me: *pointing to piano* I can play the first 6 seconds of piano man too... Took me 4 months

This feels so unnecessarily mean, but it's equally funny

Yeah. Sure. No one could have ever predicted this!

Been hearing murmurs that energy drinks cause hair loss, and my hairline has been in decline for a little bit now. Might finally have to grow up and start drinking coffee

By the looks of next week's temperatures, I think summer is finally over. I can finally wear hoodies again without sweating my nuts off all the time. And hopefully my apartment will cool down too. Don't think it's been under 23° since June

Might get on the fuck Disney train with star wars since they've retconned jizz. I will never recognize "jatz" as a real music genre

I Ran out of catnip so I let my cat have a rip of my bong

Started watching the One Piece anime after finished the live action and I like it way more than I thought I would. Gotten to episode 200 in about 2 weeks, and these episodes are probably my favorite so far

I wish I liked King Gizzard and the Wizard Lizard's music cus that band name goes so fucking hard

I refuse to believe it takes 42 and a half hours to walk across the continental united states. That's way too little

Sorry if I don't refollow you. I more than likely don't know who you are and I deleted twitter so I can't check if we were mutuals

To those who have been awaiting my review: Starfield is good and fun, Todd Howard has done it once again

Yoooo it's 9/11 on monday

*getting a divorce* chat, clip that

he put that bottle to his head and pulled the trigger

im drumk amd very haåå y :D

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Might be the drunk talking but god this person I'm dating is so wonderful. I asked if I could kiss them goodbye yesterday, and they got super flustered. Like stumbling over their words and all giggly. I'm going to their place on sunday to watch movies and they offered to make us dinner 🥰🥰