Heading down to the Autopsy Club later. It's open Mike night.

We currently have a president who is so childishly crude and grotesque that newspapers consider it indecent to accurately describe the video he recently posted, and TV shows think it is indecent to show it. But many Americans are OK that the Oval Office is home to the nation's crassest toddler.

So, MAGA, you still think your King, Trump, deserves a Peace Prize for an Israel-Hamas ceasefire that didn't even last a week? For wanting a war with Venezuela? For helping Putin occupy Ukraine? For unleashing ICE against Americans? Cool, cool.

youtube.com/shorts/WlNZB... Politics Girl 👧

OK, so our "Secretary of War" currently has two big priorities: (1) murdering innocent fishermen in the Caribbean, and (2) endangering the lives of commuters in Southern California. Perhaps, we are seeing one of the downsides to having a drunk TV talk show chatterbox running our military.

LICE 😂 Seattle, Washington No Kings

So no terrorism then?

We stayed classy. #NoKings

‼️CONFIRMED: Nearly 7 million people turned out for No Kings today. With more than 2,700 lawful and peaceful protests across all 50 states, today’s mobilization was 14 times larger than both of Trump’s presidential inaugurations combined, marking a historic moment of unity and resistance. #NoKings

Well that’s gonna totally fuck up the plan.

The No Kings protests aren’t about hating America. The No Kings protests are about hating what Trump is doing to America.

The one thing I've learned from today's #NoKingsDay is how much I prefer presidents that have the respect and admiration of the rest of the world.

Mike Johnson has now had the House adjourned for 74 out of the last 86 days. They have worked 12 days in 3 months. Epstein Shutdown.

EXCLUSIVE 1st LOOK at the flag many will be flying at the #NoKINGSRally this Saturday, October 18th!

Spot on!! 🎯

“You can’t shoot ‘em in the head (with pepper balls),” the judge said. “You can’t deploy tear gas. You can’t use flash-bang grenades. You can’t drive a car through a crowd.” www.cnn.com/2025/10/16/u...

Himes: If you've got the capability to blow a boat out of the water, you've got the capability to interdict it, arrest everyone on board, interrogate them, and find out where it was going, where it came from, who the bosses are, and what the distribution networks look like.

Don’t worry, Mitch McConnell, we haven’t forgotten that most of this is your fault.

What I don't have in experience, I make up for in integrity. And what Andrew Cuomo lacks in integrity, he could never make up for with experience.

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We love the USA, and are trying to put the United back into the United States! That is why we all need to carry the official No Kings/Antifa flag on Saturday.

Why did the man get hit by a bike every day? It was a vicious cycle.

Eyelashes are supposed to prevent things from getting in your eyes, but when I do have something in my eye, it's always an eyelash. Eyeronic.

What other part of your body can drink Dutch beer? Obviously, your Heineken!

I wrote a song about a tortilla... Actually, it was more of a wrap...

The sooner the better...😎

MIKE JOHNSON: I've not seen them cross the line yet.

Stephen Colbert - Kermit the Frog vs. ICE (Rainbow Connection)

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GOV. WALZ: "The biggest myth is that this guy understands business. He's an absolute abject failure at business — the irony is calling Democrats socialists when I am begging for free markets here to allow capitalism to work. Trump’s the one with government interference." (From @atrupar.com )

Gavin Newsom posts homicide rates in red states that are way higher than California👏🏼👏🏼💙💙🤫

Felon Trump

Crimin' all the time, Crimin' all the time, Crimin' all the time.