what do we think of the facial hair for 2026?

How a bigger-looking butt could be a sneaky sign of autism and ADHD

Wanting, needing, waiting

merry xmas from miami 🌊

STREAM THAT’S SHOWBIZ BABY! THE ENCORE

or apple music. but seriously, we do wanna see it. 🙂‍↕️

Happy 44th birthday to the iconic Britney Spears.

i did know him. that is, our paths did cross. on bluesky

Happy birthday, Mannequin 🔥

Save a turkey…

Still my favorite Miley album to date!

Call me if you need any Amazon furniture built

Screaming. (Also how did the album get even better?)

I didn’t change my number I only changed who I reply to

Is it Wednesday yet?

love working from home

Y’all bloomfs be safe out there tonight 🖤

TGIMFF

I like it and I do what I like And then you do what I like and you like it

I won’t be the one to chase you

jocktober steady distracting me from my move

Throwback to my first jockstrap night at the Eagle NYC

D’Angelo’s "Untitled" video didn’t make me gay, but it sure helped clarify things. Homage must be paid.

idk why but thinking about a nipple piercing today

How Leos sleep on trains

woke up and still an Adéla apologist: imaginemagazine.co/article/intr...

Honestly I’m still here

Love that me and my IRLs have a shared passion for being slutty on the internet 🫶🏽

reveals he’s just a daddy in need of a daddy

nobody: me: in my living room after a long day

When you’re supposed to be packing but it’s hump day

jocktober week 2

honestly same

It’s the mustache 🫠

That time Britney invented the rapture

time to recite my daily affirmation

150 bloomfs 🙏🏽 Can I get a gay men?

Happy Saturday. Spending the day at home cleaning/packing. Feel sorry for me!

"Talk To Me Nice" kind of day 😏

Mint chocolate. Good or nah?

RIP

Crikey indeed.

Jock-tober @yeshomo.co

Bend to any shape you like

Thighs brought to you by WFH Tuesday

The way this song catapults me into fucking space 🚀🚀

Give @zanephillips.bsky.social his own spin-off then, you bastards