Raise your hand if you're currently operating on the "If I ignore it long enough, it will resolve itself" life mode

Sometimes, you just have to eat the whole candy bar. #FruitAndNut #Cadbury

The way I still know every song in the musical episode, 20 years on #buffy

I'm having a lot of trouble trying

I sometimes wonder if I spend my entire life chasing the familiar

Terrified of dropping the ball // Too tired to ask for help

It's me. I have been and will continue to be Who Let The Dogs Out.

It's me. I have been and will continue to be Who Let The Dogs Out.

Hey folks! Our mutual aid group gets most of our food from our local food bank. Due to *everything*, the food bank has less to share as we're seeing more & more folks at distro. If you're able to donate, we could really use it to bridge the food gap. Check us out at the below link! &TYVM!

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Spring is here and my orchard is full of buzzing wings and heavenly scents

My favorite part of the circus has begun: when every single Trump appoint/nominee shits the bed or pisses him off & the merry-go-round of firings and hirings spins.

Me: 🎶Do you want to build a snowman?🎵🎶 Husband, from across the house: "No! It's APRIL" anysnoops, happy 420, y'all 🌱

I absolutely adore Spring

I don't trust anyone who suggests we "split up" while searching an haunted facility

Super fun that Americans' response to fascism is bulk buying

Been saying "thanks, babe" to Siri for a couple weeks. She just said "you're welcome, babe" for the first time.

A well-meaning acquaintance suggested I use AI to bone up on an industry before an interview and I'm tired. In my bones.

In the US, politics is the new religion for doping the masses

My undereye's been twitching for days. Finally asked dr. google and *of course* it's from stress and anxiety and not taking care of myself. Probs also explains the random naps that keep sneaking up on me. Imma just pretend it's a super power until I have time to deal with it. #america

How are paperweights still relevant but I am obsolete?

Spotify Wrapped: Most Used Emoji of 2025 announced in March of Same Year: 🫠 Runners up: 😬🤬🫥🧨💩💨

trying to figure out how to explain to my news apps that there's only one alert i'm interested in

time is moving much too fast through this viscous goo

It's Monday morning and this week is already a shit show.* I just want one week that goes relatively to plan. I need a vacation from crisis, plsnthnku. *in my personal life

What if I just .... don't spring forward? What if I just.... fall back into a nice little nap? #WhatIf

Socked footprints look bare

ICYMI this is a good week to go to a protest and wear a mask.

I'm not very good at people. I put a ton of energy into trying to manage other's feelings & to remember their boundaries. When folks don't engage w me in good faith, when they don't respond to me as a person, my instinct is to disengage quietly & disappear. 1/3

Once again reminded that I am not fit for human consumption

Husband has pointed out that I meant Karl Urban, not Keith

"Nice" people are objectively the worst. Only ever being "nice" is a form of bullying.

My friend's pittie sighs in happiness in the low, contented way that I imagine dogwoods do when scratched by an Ent

Electric stoves are the worst. Bury me with my gas stove, cause of death: Asthma.

Local area woman eager to organize someone else's life; "Turns off the voices"

AND in this core-nerrrr, a 40+ yo woman unsure if she even has the patience to boil water

I love a client who's consistently 15 minutes late (and communicates it) because same

Sometimes my brain replaces Tom Hardy with Keith Urban and. You know what? I think he could do it.

It used to be so much easier to poison someone

"Inside of all of us are two wolves" The wolves:

Oh no. No no no. Noooooooo I'm of an age when I'm surprised that OJ Simpson has to be explained.

When I was 2 wks old, my mom was hospitalized & her mom took care of me for a few weeks. Y w 15 grandchildren & 16 great grands, we had a weird lil special bond for the rest of her life & this is how I feel abt my friend's dogs whom I'm sitting in an emergent situation & anyway love & bonds r cool

EYE'M sorry but did The Librarian just explain String Theory? #terrypratchett

Times are bleak, it’s true. But people are still out here doing incredible work now, when it matters most. Activists in KY bought land slated for a new prison, and will now fill it with native plants and use it as an intertribal gathering location. 🌱🌎🧪🌿

It's so extremely wild to see that in less than 3 months Elon single-handedly is shredding decades of work the CIA did to build economic soft-power bases throughout Africa and Asia. bro actually is ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of the American Empire in real time

My bank: your financial readiness review is ready! Me, a 40+ yo adult: Oh man, I'm not ready

Danny was wrong. Coffee is life.

Nothing more disconcerting than a cat disappointed that you're you.