:D learned how to make my terminal pretty using Oh My Posh. Learned some JSON and about public APIs in the process! When the terminal starts, it queries a random Magic: The Gathering card's flavor text from scryfall. The white indicates processing time, and there's the real time and weather.

Interviewer keeps pressing on how the very first fucking sentence in chapter 1 states that liberals want human rights, and the author just going "well, human rights could mean absolutely anything you want it to." while his spouse was literally a human rights advocate

Getting a new tattoo #arlefuri #yuri

shizuka because i love her. like genuinely so much shes so wonderfuls

idk the tag for 100gf. Heres yamame and ahko smile. taking more doodle requests shoot a reply

My Nuanced™️ take is that definitely women shouldn't feel pressured to change their last name to their spouse's, & it definitely brings more beaucratic difficulties. But also: trans men have had to struggle with this too... and trans people can't just unilaterally stop wanting to change their names.

Come on now, we should all know by now that autism is induced when a magnetic special interest moves parallel through a conductive individual

Happy birthday Monika and happy 8th anniversary to DDLC! Artwork by @satchely.bsky.social

I know I'm usually not very serious on this account, but would anyone I know be able to house a friend of mine and its cat? preferably someone vaguely around ohio? it's a very dear friend to me who lost its job and is about to lose its home at the end of the month. right now it has nowhere to go.

Watching Revue Starlight while reading Umineko with my friend has us going "That's a non, non! That's non goddamn good at all!"

imagine if this site had some sort of innate tagging system that worked with feeds. that could be cool. i guess destroying artists is the alternative

pornography with a realistic depiction of la petite mort

Gently explaining to Bluesky staff that if they hear weird noises at night coming from art, that mommy and daddy are "playing" and that they're okay, this is just how some adults have fun

[silksong] hornet and lace doodles

"staged depictions of non-consensual sexual acts" but what if I'm stuck in the dryer and big sister wants to come over and fuck the daylights out of me??

Lacenet yuri coming soon [ #silksong #lacenet ]

some secrets are meant to be tasted #genshinimpact #lauma

#GenshinImpact anyone draw Lauma eating out Nefer yet

everything went downhill when they took porn off tumblr

jimmel kimmel

Chiitan loves all transgender people. I've received a lot of criticism for expressing my support, but what's more important is that all transgender people live happy lives. Blue Sky cannot display long posts, so please read this post if you'd like. love you all 🤍 ↓ www.instagram.com/reel/C9qppva...

I think it's hot when trans guys' voices crack and they get all embarrassed about it, I'm not apologizing

[gravely] shimoneta was a documentary

I really loved Slay the Princess, I've been a big fan of Abby Howard for what's gotta be a decade or more at this point. I have some game design thoughts that are hard to microblog into tiny chunks of words, but my one thing is that it's too good for the RenPy engine

That sure is C6 Mona

Next season's King Of The Hill intro will rapidly accelerate in time, showing the characters growing old, future generations, centuries passing, then millenia, geologic time scales towards the death of the Earth and cycles of supernovae until the heat death of the universe

Weed paraphernalia? Yeah, we'd phernali a pair

I'm happy that Hitler is dead, Hitler is a bad person, rest in piss Hitler

Trying a Dr Pepper®️ Zero Sugar I still don't like the taste of aspartame... could they please make like, a half real sugar Dr Pepper please

Goofus wishes for unconditional immortality. Gallant honors the sanctity of death, and instead wishes for bitches.

What's really cool about iron frying pans is that you don't have to clean them. I'm serious, it's better for them. Whats optimal is to never wipe them up and just let it amass a ton of disgusting food gunk for decades

they shoulda called it "Hollow Knight: Thinksong", and made it about UBI. Really makes you thinksong

I did experience my first Silksong "bug" I somehow must have died and killed some enemy at the same frame, because it showed two hornets (one dead, one alive that I couldn't control) and respawned me.

The Golden Lace: You have no chance no chance no chance! You are powerless under the eternal higher beings! Despair under the inconceivable power of her who would snuff out that hope with barely a gaze! Ushiromiya Horneeeeeet! Hornet Silksong: That's no good, that's no goddamn good at all!!

1-shanten from toitoihou, with the reds that's at minimum 4 han and I think 30 fu?

Here on Blueskt, we're fostering healthy, open conversations. You cannot engage with this post btw

It's been thirty million years but I still miss Star Punch girl, by S. D. Lockhart and Patibut Narm Preeyawongsakul. Puts all the words there in case anyone else happens to search bsky. Anyways it was cute and gorgeous had a Thai illustrator

I'm a little teapot, short and stout / here is my handle (@LittleTeapot), here is my spout (@LittleTeapotNSFW)

That's boob...

on this fateful anniversary, remember the Alamo 🇱🇷

Why can't I NSFW tag text posts... what if I wanna talk about cumming my brains out on my vibrator but I don't want to jumpscare people. Do you know how filthy words can get

Hollow Knight costume design

nice outfit dweeb, did chatgpt generate that for you

Rest in peace sweet angel 🩷🐎🌸 #umamusume #haruurara

"girls gone wild" should actually be "girls gone feral". Girls could only go wild if they had a separate evolutionary line that over hundreds of generations lost domesticity

The French president told me that parliament keeps eating his centrist prime ministers so I asked how many PMs he has picked and he said he just goes to his cabinet and gets a new PM afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding PMs to parliament and then his constituents started crying.

NPR Fucking Big-Ass Enormous Huge Desk concert

horrible luck at a match until at the last second I turned around from a miserable 4th to a respectable positive-ELO second

What if Hornet Silksong was standing on Furina de Fontaine's hand... and they were friends...