I bet the Hunger Games broadcast has basically the same mix of commercials

I was thinking Brad Childress kick ass offense bowl

Schnelkerbowl

Really just cheering for Sam

Screaming at the tv “what do you mean they can score on either end zone!!” like I am Krusty betting on The Washington Generals

Cc @tess.bzky.team

Man, I am losing my ass on these Puppy Bowl prop bets…

Penelope giving the baby crazy eye. She is so fascinated with the tiny human.

Road sweep #VictoryDrinks

One more #boardgames

More #boardgames. Have 3d printed a bunch of bits and upgrades for this one

Hybrid sport idea: luge track curling #Olympics

#VictoryDrinks #GOHUSKIESWOOOOO

Spinal Tap would make a perfect sketch where even Animal doesn’t want to be the drummer.

Game night #boardgames

Can it pitch the 7th?

Hot Rod and Flufenstuff say hey

This is beyond horrific.

Bringing Bases Loaded into the modern era, I used an opener to pitch the first.

I don’t believe for a second this guy isn’t still on crack. This campaign is gonna be a wild fucking ride.

🎶”Lordy, I have loved some ladies, and I have loved Jim Beam And they both tried to kill me in 1973”🎶 #TalkWhiskeyToMe

Whoever figures out how to sterilize milk will be so famous they’ll probably name the process after them.

The toy is a squeaky joint. This pic seems about right.

Me when the city plow comes after the driveway plow guy.

Walked into the liquor store right as they opened and these two were sitting on the checkout together like they were waiting for me.

Maybe wasn’t ready to get out of bed

Sorry Pete, I'm talking about the invasion of #Minnesota

she's leveling up to someone who is 1st ballot HOFer

Reading all the “they’ll be heroes instead” replies… that may be true for many, particularly in the metro, but there are still a lot of people in outstate areas that believe the messaging around protests are riots and protesters are the bad guys. Doing this will be dangerous for those identified.

sorry, but the Founding Fathers' original intent for the 2nd Amendment was always *just* to do school shootings

They are executing unarmed people in the streets for trying to protect their neighbors with the full support of the federal government.

So much of politics is “if my opponent does X, I will do Y.” For elected Democrats, the Y always means “do nothing.”

From this moment forward (and before, but clearly now): -If you work for ICE. -If you vote for money for ICE. You are complicit. This is the gestapo. You're on the wrong side. You can't pretend not to know.

everyone needs to know it's -8° FAHRENHEIT (-22°C) with a -20° FAHRENHEIT (-28°C) windchill in Minneapolis/St. Paul right now. I don't want europeans assuming it's -8°C (17°F) which, depending on what the temperature was the day before, could almost be shorts weather in MN.

This administration is the New York Jets of court

Somebody sent a pic of the Mary Tyler Moore statue in downtown Minneapolis with a FUCK ICE sign taped to the outstretched arm & I am sobbing but stopped to send a voice memo of 🎶 WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT AFTER ALL🎶

I am now devoting way too much time to searching every posted crowd pic trying to find the mICro pEnis and Ice Deez Nuts signs like it is an anti fascist Wheres Waldo

Its -20 and the wind chill is “killed the anemometer” . #mnwx

running the store does anyone need anything?

If they're detaining Jung Hoo Lee, there is no way they should be having the World Cup here. Move all the games to Mexico and Canada if they have to but they cant be held here

Send lawyers, guns and money The shit has hit the fan

Was excited about the aurora but then I remembered the wind chill is -11.

“Nicked Bone Nixes Bo Nix”

We’ve got the Tribal Nations, the wine moms, the unions, the bus stop dads, the small businesses, the kids, the church ladies, the Wolves & Loons fans, the Twins podcasters, Crow T. Robot, and Jim fucking Souhan of all people. They’ve got Incel transplants from Texas with a Napoleon complex.