Very clever, Evan Williams. (It is somehow much hotter than the fun proof would suggest)

Went green for The Wild

Family bought me a birdfeeder with a camera so allow me to introduce you to my new friends (clockwise from top left): 1. Chris Finch 2. Challenge-It Finch 3. Coach Finch 4. Deborah

🎶🎶 As I went a-walkin' that ribbon of highway I saw above me that endless skyway Saw below me that golden valley This land was made for you and me🎶

May the 4th and whatnot, child of the 70s, where is C3PO

Thinking about how the Annunciation shooting seems so long ago in the timeline of awful shit.

Drive downhill like life is a giant soapbox derby.

Cub Scout Pack 509 plants seeds for future with pollinator garden project https://www.allforgardening.com/1749486/cub-scout-pack-509-plants-seeds-for-future-with-pollinator-garden-project/ A patch of earth at Brandon Springs Group Center has been transformed into a vibrant new pollinator garden …

Prairie smoke at sunset. A stunner. Grown from hand-scattered seed. #prairie #nativeplants

The boy was last seen wearing a red jacket, white shirt, Adidas pants with white stripes and black and gray shoes.

Due west, the bright dot fairly high up, in the constellation gemini, is Jupiter. With a simple set of binocs held steady you may see a moon! #IAmANerd

The thing about the Twins trying to rebuild fan morale after trading the entire bullpen is that there is no faster way to kill fan morale than having a disastrous bullpen

Trying to explain to them they should not eat grass because they are top level predators descended from wolves.

Lilacs without the clap are $119

@aarongleeman.bsky.social @johnbonnes.bsky.social Merch/tshirt pitch: Aaron driving an Uber with John clinging to the hood like TJ Hooker dressed as a 70s cop like the Beastie Boys in Sabatoge, captioned “Giddyup”

Guess it didn’t matter what Larnach has learned about base stealing

I feel like when they say anything on the broadcast about Ober’s fastball they should have to make air quotes.

The Twins may not justify the $100 I spent on twins tv but the minor league games will cover it. It is super fun.

Guy walks into a Minnesota bar. Everyone looks up and shouts, “NORM!”

Bumble visiting prairie smoke this evening 🐝 #bugsky #nativeplants

Tycho Brahe was a brilliant man who died from holding his pee too long. No one remembers anything else about him. This, too,will be Mel Kiper's fate.

Latest ukulele glows in the dark.

When the DM drops a full-on SHARKNADO on the battle map… you know the party’s been getting a bit too cheeky. What did your group do to deserve this level of ‘find out’? Tell us your worst (or best) table moment 👇 #weprintminiatures #steampunk #tabletopminiatures #airbrush

this is america. you could find yourself within 100yds of a shooting at any time, in any place. school, the grocery store, a movie theater, a block party, a public park… it happens to regular people every day. but this week we’ll get 50+ weepy op-eds because it happened to the guys who write op-eds

Sir Winston Furchill and the flower-power-mobile

Hot Rod takes HR Flufenstuf’s toy just to fuck with him. He loses his mind.

Blow it up like the whale.

Gonna be on my #NativePlants bullshit again. First #NowBlooming of the year! Prairie Smoke. First time these have bloomed here.

Kids making their MLB debut kind of rules

One on the right is clearly plotting super villain stuff….

Sears Canada Wish Book December 1994.

Painted some tiny little dudes today #warhammer #bloodbowl

Had tickets to todays game. That was a hard pass when there was snow in my yard this am.

I love that Morris tries to body english his pitch in like a buzzed dude at bowling league

Without stating your age, post your favourite film released the year you turned 18

The drone overhead shot of Target Field is pretty cool

That is a cool “One of Us” story about the Reds pitcher. Gonna feel bad about myself as a person as I cheer for him to get lit up.

“Cut and remove film from dessert” Damnit Banquet, I am a sad ass dude just trying to make a sad ass tv dinner. I am not a goddamn surgeon.

you have conjured one of my favorite tweets

Cool that literally every fucking day we stoop to a new level of stupid as a nation and we are still too stupid as a nation to do anything about it.

Buxton be powerful, too

Abel with a Snapper Mow-Em-Down Inning™️

Goddamn that was a great play

Buxton be fast, man.

Pasque flowers in bloom this week near Cannon Falls, Minnesota — one of the earliest signs of spring on the prairie

Tornado on the ground near Amboy, MN. That’s Blue Earth County, south of Mankato. Video by MPR’s own @benjovland.bsky.social

Mn Twins in 1st, tied for best record in the AL. Just like we all expected, right?

Not too shabby 56367. Not too shabby.

Putting down grass seed is like playing pull tabs except more expensive and with less clear and immediate results.