badass

“more will be revealed” is my rallying cry. keep going, you dingdongs

my new year’s resolution is seneca’s worst nightmare

anyone else get stuck in the bottomless dimension that is dec 26-30? tell me. it’s like a floating 13th month right?

his name was frank

follow me on instagram you monsters! www.instagram.com/laurenhaldeman

comic for ya

“sometimes we have to get uncomfortable before we can really enjoy being comfortable” is something i said to my kid just now and he didn’t respond he just walked away

how even the process of adding the app left me winded

brewing up so much bitch-ass tea in this stud of a mug omg

“why now — this bread can’t be eaten with a fork or spoon! let’s make a new kind that can.” - person who invented pasta maybe

just deleted the twitters :) ex-x now

it’s true tho

new drawrink

asking the big questions

would love some plain ol “precedented” times at some point

quick question

there were no names for things yet

Book

i’d bet money on it

i promise i’ll take care of it all by myself

i’ve been wondering the same thing myself kid

we hear you vacuum. we hear you.

do not recommend

anybody else?

idea

is this what buddhism be?

asking for a friend

[1] for short

Reminder: this was the weakest and most difficult to prove criminal case against Trump.

CNN: Trump guilty NBC: Trump guilty ABC: Trump guilty FOX:

The timeline right now looks like an Ewok party after the Death Star exploded

it’s instinct

“sheep are counting me…”

😬

tell me

i figured out the world you guys

real win

could it be?

did it work? no

you’re always on my mind

quick question

new comic

humble brag

i mean it’s worth something right?

pure panic

it’s too bouncy

does this happen to anyone else?

ye olde new comic