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ELECTROCHEMISTRY - The funk soul brother at the back of his head has gone dark. Forever.

Deltarune chapter 7 ends with Toby Fox downloading our brains into the game and putting our souls inside our vessel we made at the beginning of the game and we get to live inside deltarune forever. Hooray!

VOLITION - You got up from this floor because of a holy vow you made sixteen years ago. With *me*. To wake up exactly 07:30 every morning until the day you die.

Coming back from the dead for like 20 minutes to post this cuz I liked it. Watercolor and ink, classic mustang. I did it in like three hours. #art #watercolor #ink #classiccar

SHIVERS - MAKE IT RIGHT. MORE THAN YOU KNOW DEPENDS ON IT.

Hey Bluesky have a Nightcrawler I made in my accordion book with paint markers :]] Click on the image to see the full thing it got cropped odd #xmen #nightcrawlerxmen #xmenfanart

0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.

(Tw : Gore-Body Horror) Even sharper than the joy of becoming is the agony of being opened and remade. To have your who torn bloody from your what. To become Michael. 🌀 #themagnusarchives #tma #themagnusarchivesmichael #michaelshelley #themagnusarchivesdistortion #thespiral #thedistortion

SHIVERS - In a little alley next to Boogie street, a man in stained overalls steps out of a workshop for a cigarette. His hands are bruised and soaked with motor oil and dirt. He breathes smoke out of his nostrils and closes his eyes. The next five minutes are his and his alone.

Elias delivering the tapes to Jon in s4

there's obviously additions to this super long list but I didn't have the time or patience to backtrack through every interest I have...

Yo, I'm Murphy (you can also call me Murf, up to you.) I do both trad and digital art! I forget Bluesky exists, but when I'm active I'm usually enjoying this stuff: -The Mechs -TMA/TMAGP -LOTR -Star Wars -Star Trek -Disco El -X-men -Stardew -Portal -Birds/Fish/Space/Nature -Random history stuff

DUDE THIS IS SICK AS HELLLL

jonny sims as harry disco elysium, whatever his name is, i dont know this game. this was requested to me by a person on twitter and i thought this is a very nice concept!! i really enjoyed drawing this

"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm

!!! My favorite bird!!!

This osprey though it spotted something, but changed its mind and flew on down the river. Pandion haliaetus #birds #birding #raptor #yql #Alberta #wildlife 🪶

I also had the 3d version printed. It’s nice to be able to take him off his little stand and hold him :)

Capybara (2023)

ELECTRONIC DOORBELL - There's a light buzz as you press the doorbell, waiting for her to answer the call. It's cold outside, and you can hear the wind blowing into the speaker. PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT - A strange, metallic taste fills your mouth, as you stare at the intercom.

Forgot to post this on here but hi Bluesky here's an acrylic painting I made of David Bowie on a 12x18 canvas #painting #artwork #DavidBowie

Everyday needs more wolves.

maybe ! #TMA #themagnusarchives

figured out I can apparently get free or discounted admission to national parks because I'm diagnosed with a permanent disability? Today is a good day. National Parks, here I come at my hobbling speed.

If you get a chance this evening please check it out. We study moose and how they're able to shed papillomavirus tumors with no scarring and no adverse effects on their reproductive capabilities 😇 Just imagine if that could be applied to human physiology.

BLOATED CORPSE OF A DRUNK - You really dropped the ball, Harry. Four point six billion people -- and you failed every single one of them. You really *fucked up*.

DVD menu 💿 #art #illustration

how many times can i draw martin holding jon bridal style you think #TMA #themagnusarchives

When people ask "Where do you get your ideas" I can only think "You mean you don't have them pouring out of you at all times like some kind of creative postnasal drip?"

me when I forget Bluesky exists...what's up guys it's been a period of time

ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Showing up to work on time is *hard* -- no, scratch that, showing up to work *at all* is difficult.

THANK YOU

I painted my super awesome sauce friend #painting #acrylicpaint

Happy muppets anniversary!! Have the Beaker-Lisa I made while painting muppets with my friend #muppets #watercolor

Lol what's a wacky looking GPT...maybe drew him on a lunch break.....

YOU - “The people who built this world intended it to be better for you, but they failed. It is easier to live in their failure with this by your side.” (Tap on the tape recorder.)

Wyd when unfinished David Bowie

JOYCE MESSIER - “Indeed. There is a term of endearment they coined for it. In the Dolorian century, when humanity was *high* on this world, discovering more and more of it -- these archipelagos included...” YOU - “What is it?” JOYCE MESSIER - “Elysium.”

Stay safe, stay strong, stay beautiful 🏳️‍⚧️ #art #illustration

Bluesky. I return from the depths of hell after a month. Hey. Here's Frodo! He's in oil paint on a 9x12 canvas #lotr #paintings #frodo #oilpaint

villagers of stardew valley pt 5

Hello bluesky people how are we doing

We're gonna run a contest here on Bluesky! Giving away a signed copy of the 7" with Car Seat Headrest's & The Beth's covers of Death Cab For Cutie songs to 4 lucky winners. Rules for entry: Must be following this account. Must like & repost. Winners will be announced May 1st.

march 16, 2025 oc doodle to giver

I DONT CARE HE HAS MURDERED PEOPLE THATS MY SON (doodle credits to @/reegis on tumblr)

Hi Bluesky it's time for that obligatory once a month post where I lie and say I'll remember to post on here. Hey.

GUYS LOOK ITS MY GUYYYYYY