REMEMBER: All the "Don't use em-dashes" "don't use rule of three" advice because it makes your writing "look like AI" is because they stole actual writers work, and their "predict the next thing" stuff just simulates what WE FUCKING DO. Keep writing well. Use every style and trick you have. Fuck AI.

I am but a simple bitch, I see Kurt Wagner in a tux and I know I need to buy this comic.

I wanna be Laura Dern when I grow up.

I made a little cauldron bag! I think it turned out pretty cool.

🎶there’s a pigeon squashed on the street🎶

Got this for a friend and he was THRILLED, go commission Matt!

I feel like a lot of short form content is just exists to anger you?

I guess the youth are into Blood on the Clocktower. Neat!

My buddy got his new Kids on Bikes adventure out and I know it was a passion project so I’m gonna share it and you’re gonna go download it. Them’s the rules. gm-mace.itch.io/mall-or-noth...

“You’ll get in trouble.” “Okay.” Bless that kid 🙏🏽

My buddy got his new Kids on Bikes adventure out and I know it was a passion project so I’m gonna share it and you’re gonna go download it. Them’s the rules. gm-mace.itch.io/mall-or-noth...

I tried knitting again and I think I hate it.

I know it’s good for me and I even enjoy the benefits and it for sure it good for my brain but I fucking hate cardio, y’all. I’m always starving and tired afterwards.

Anyone else find it really hard to make basic decisions when you have Big Things on the Brain?

This is wild because it confirms the fact that no one in a position of power at Ring had any idea that announcing the terrifying power of their panopticon to the largest, most mainstream television audience would lead to a massive backlash.

🎵 You drop 16 bombs, what do you get? Another day older and deeper in debt 🎵

I’ve been binging and rewatching Shrinking on Apple TV because it might be my perfect comfort show. “Eat a dick, Pam. Pbbbbttttt!”

I wasn’t really expecting a Jean Gray Phoenix moment on Starfleet Academy but uhhhh… A’ight. Neat.

Better today despite some hiccups. Even made it to the gym.

Today’s been better but still overwhelming. Gonna go to bed early, probably.

Good news everyone! The AI bubble has reinvented the Therac-25!

Pandas are bears with no structural integrity

Today has been pretty rough. Bad news about my mom and not getting a lot of support from the family.

GenCon GenCon GenCon GenCon GenCon

Got bored so started on a GCW wiki rabbit hole, and holy shit, @effylives.com and I are the same age and our birthdays are only three days apart!

If I did a Neopets RPG it would just be Wanderhome with more Aughts in it.

Doing this bonkers thing where I’m more honest with people and myself while still being considerate of their feelings. We’ll see how it goes.

I got up early for no real reason and I don’t hate it.

Everything about this thread is buckwild.

Someone stop me before I get back into the Digimon TCG

Noah Kahan is probably cringe or problematic or whatever but I’m a sucker for pseudo-country emo songs.

I think I might have a weakness for “doomed gays in love and there’s time travel involved.”

Ser Duncan The Tall is… Kinda adorable???

The Cast of Amontillado is kinda hilarious when I remember that the dude straight up takes the time to build a brick wall. Bugs Bunny shit right there!

Sucks to suck, losers

It took me a while to understand that Fancy Dress for British people just meant “costume.”

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I’m mostly bagel and Diet Coke today.

@prohobbitpope.bsky.social Bears for you, my friend.

Sloptarts is such a transcendent insult…

Please enjoy one of my very few on camera appearances :)

There is going to come a time in your life when you are chatting with a guy, at a barbecue or something, a new coworker maybe, a dad at school drop off, and he tells you he used to be in ICE. You’re going to need to spit on that guy

GAY KLINGON???

Come to the entrance with the big head!

I forgot how delightfully violent the first Indiana Jones was.

Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools

When the rest of your DND party keeps rolling nat 20s, and you keep rolling nat 1s