TIL tree sap is clear and watery. Guess I always imagined… Brown?

I’m a 35 year old man and have very strong opinions on Sanrio characters.

Nobody here needs me to tell them not to do this but Jesus Christ in a Cadillac do not do this.

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Hi it’s me serving camping realness and bearface.

God bless any place with clean public restrooms. True MVP of any sort of road trip.

This segment was already perfect but then I thought "Should it be set to Laura Palmer's theme?"

🐈 Gerry the cat 🛒 Aubuchon Hardware (Lincoln, ME)

Okay Universal Fan Fest Nights, let’s see what you’re all about…

I am so annoyed. My favorite online yarn store decided to fully embrace AI for some reason and now I gotta find a new one!!!

Oh no One Piece live action is REALLY GOOD.

God I wanna play Exalted so bad.

I have a very strict “enjoy the art and never touch the fandom” approach to most things in life and it’s done wonders for my mental health over the years.

Strong "we saw ye from across the banquet hall and we diggeth your style" energy here

I got myself some scalp sunblock just in time for the gloomiest, cloudiest day in the valley.

Sadly, it appears that you can’t judge a man based on the fatness of his ass.

I’m neck deep in Dungeon Crawler Carl book two and I’m probably going to be reading this whole series.

Types of Board Game xkcd.com/3235/

Therapy was hard so I’m gonna hide under my covers for a bit.

I finished the first Dungeon Crawler Carl book!

I’ve always wanted to Spear someone with no consequences.

I’m really happy about where I live.

I always go a little bonkers at the Daiso.

-I don't remember these tv shows/movies. #MetalGearSolid #ResidentEvil #Metroid #StarFox

There is a comically long list but I think being allowed to watch South Park but not The Simpsons was pretty out there.

遅くなりましたがPromise Mascot Agency一周年おめでとうございます

This link’s about the street-level popularity of VRchat and what I find fascinating is that Zuckerberg And his ilk looked at this deeply touching human experience and then wasted $80 billion dollars trying to make legless conference rooms and shopping malls. Their own impoverished souls doomed them.

Yaaay Doctor Stone is back!

Bob the Drag Queen doing her makeup while talking about wrestling is my new favorite video of all time.

Soupslop

Been trying to incorporate planks into my life because I wanna be Cope when I grow up.

I’m exhausted. Today was brutal, sad, and unfair. I’m mostly just sharing this because I don’t really know where else to say it without it causing a blowup of some sort.

There is nothing more humbling than seeing photos of you as a kid during their “not cute” years.

Finding new and exciting reasons for me to have a stomach ache, aren’t we, universe?

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Yes, send hugs, please.

I just want to lie on the floor and disassociate for like three weeks.

I try not to take game cancelations too personally but it still sucks.

What an eventful weekend!

this made me mad but was relatable so I had to buy it

GERD/Acid Reflux is acting up so here I am on BlueSky at 2:30 in the AM.

Okay, needle felting might not become a hobby of mine but it was a fun experiment.

Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again

Been trying to do some design work today but finding any PNGs or whatever is a fucking nightmare now.

Good morning, I’m doing laundry and preparing for a pretty busy week.

Ripped a bandaid off and found a new appreciation for people who wax.