Bar S bologna. Cold, on white bread with ketchup.

I'm watching a lovely Brittany spaniel for a co-worker while he's on vacation. She is a former hunting dog, and apparently that's all she was. Crate to hunting to crate. He's trying to teach her how to be a pet. She was hunting in the woodpile and would not leave it, so I carried her into the house.

I went to the doctor to schedule some standard procedures for my age. Filled out the standardized mental health form and when he went over it, I told him it needed more detail. It's a CYA for the doctors. Because as long as I'm not suicidal, I'm OK. 🤬

My husband is playing "Horizon Forbidden West" and I'm sure he's getting tired of hearing me say "I want that" when he comes up on a new creature/monster.

Mispronounced foods that become something else ideas. For example, when someone pronounces quesadilla as quesa-dill-a, it includes fresh dill and pickles. Pico de Galileo is diced Roma tomatoes, red onion, diced pepperoncini, sliced olives, lemon juice, a pinch of salt and fresh basil. Any others?

These are my parents dogs, Shadow on the right and Culain on the left. The dork on the left got sprayed by a skunk on top of his head two days ago. The disturbing part is that my mom didn't smell skunk, thought it smelled like hamburger grease and that he'd been under the grill looking for snacks. 🥴

So I officially started being a lead today. The new place is weird, but I'm finding my way around. So far, so good. Our operations manager gave me a lot of help and said she was glad to see me there as the lead, so that made me feel good. I'm still scared, but I'm upright and not crying. 😁

@midgeandsusie.bsky.social I saw this and thought of you. www.facebook.com/reel/1555324...

So I saw some comments that the straight ally flag/pin/whatever is offensive to some. Is that true and is there a better way to show that I'm an LGBTQ+ ally?

I got the job! I start in roughly two weeks, and I'm terrified.

Can I please ask our Anipal Community to repost this invitation to the #BskyProm2026 ? All the backgrounds are on inserted thread below with choices for limos, entrances, special photo backdrops, dining area, bar, & dance floor! I hope everyone can drop in! DJs all day! Welcome to your Prom! 💜🌻🥰

Oh no, can anyone help? Anyone in the Maine area?

This popped up as a reel on my Facebook a while ago. Sometimes the algorithm is nice to me. www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3_w...

The lawnmowers have finally shown up.

You're trapped in the last TV show you watched, where are you?

Feeling overwhelmed with all of this. LISTEN. Another Louisiana resident (Marshawn is the only name we have) testifies against the state’s racial gerrymander, speaking truth to power up and down the hearing room and predicts how this story will end. Speak your truth, fight and believe.

President Obama: “We pulled it off without firing a missile. We got 97% of their enriched uranium out. There’s no dispute that it worked and we didn’t have to kill a whole bunch of people or shut down the Strait of Hormuz.”

We tried these tonight. When I opened the bag, they smelled like Kix cereal. They have a far more savory taste than I was expecting. We like them, but may not get them every time we go to Hmart.

I put in an application to be a lead in my department at another store. I have an interview on Monday, the manager said I am the leading candidate, and I am terrified!

My husband had a great idea. The cops in schools are called school resource officers. They are there for safety, security and crime prevention. Let's see them step up into that "resource" role. Shoes, food, school supplies, hygiene products, all could be provided by the police department and ...

My husband is playing Final Fantasy 16. I asked about a tattoo on one character and he explained that it was a brand. I am suddenly inspired. We should brand all trump supporters.

The Colorado Rockies are having a "Fourth Wing" night, with a pregame event with the author. Tickets are sold out. I'm not sure I would have wanted to be there anyway, because sometimes fans can get rabid, but I am glad to see fantasy stories getting a wider event.

I had a dream that I was looking out at my back yard, from a window height that isn't possible in my house. I saw a black bear hanging out in the yard, and two male African lions being herded towards the house by two corgis. Not sure if this is a sign I need more meat in the freezer.

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Wars/Trek, LOTR, Marvel

The vet agreed that Ate would have had a diminishing quality of life and that it was kinder to let her go. It was so hard walking into the living room, knowing she wasn't there to yell at us. Goodnight Ate demonpoof, gremlin girl. We loved you an awful lot. 😿💔

😢 We are taking Ate to the vet in the morning. It may be time for her to go over the bridge. Her hind end isn't working properly and at her age, my husband doesn't want to put her through a lot. She's been his cat for almost 19 years. 😿

At my age, with my genetics and current lifestyle, I may live close to long enough to see America's 300th birthday. But I don't want to see a slightly better version of the status quo. If there are younger people getting into politics, I want them to destroy the status quo like glass in a rage room.

For all those loved and gone. #HealingPurrsPawty

We've got a freeze warning for tomorrow night and it's supposed to snow. We didn't get hardly any moisture this winter and some days were in the 70's, but now that it's actually spring, we're going to freeze. The apples still have a chance, but the pie cherries and chokecherries...

I am becoming convinced that the Padres are trolling the Rockies. Sure, we'll let it get to a tie. Sure, we'll let you have a lead. Only for me to go to bed, get up and check the score the next day to discover we lost! #Baseball

Our backroom guy was amusingly exasperated with me yesterday. I gave him a bit of extra work to do and, in a mildly annoyed tone, said "Dammit Gina!". I started laughing hysterically because if I had a nickle for every time I've heard that said in that tone, I wouldn't have to go back to work.

RIP John Flanagan. I was well into my adulthood when I found his books, and still loved them. This one hurts. sffgazette.com/fantasy/john...

Does anyone else have parts of their favorite movie memorized or am I that weird? I told my parents that trump's "Praise be to Allah" text made me think of the end of "The 13th Warrior". The end of the movie is far more, let's say, understanding than most of trump's sycophants could ever be.

I saw a turkey vulture on the wing today. Spring is officially here!

My dad and I were out doing some weeding in the garden and decided that this will probably be the last year we do it. I suggested we plant some fruit trees in it next year and just let the pasture grass come back in. It's too much for him to do on his own, I don't do as much as I should in it and

After the White House complained about an unflattering photo of Karoline Leavitt, it was removed from AFP and Getty’s systems. This is the photo in question. Please do not repost it. 👇

One of my favorite signs from #nokings today.

Georg Ferdinand Duckwitz. I had never heard of this man before today, but his story makes me feel a little better about things. Because if, even way too late, we see stories about the helpers, there must have been thousands who never had their story told. It gives me hope that small actions will,

My husband was lamenting how a lot of people don't know how to MacGyver things (he calls it trash pandaing). I had an idea how to fix that. Call it Friday Figure it Out. It can be done in teams or individually. Give kids a scenario and a box of stuff and let them figure it out.

I went to the nursery today to see if they had any plant starts out yet. I know it's early, but it'll be 80° this week and I am itching to get started. They didn't have any, but I did learn that a lot of the cooler crops can be planted in soil temps as low as 40°. Mom asked what my plan is

I'm not sure if other states do this, but the Great Colorado payback is a good way to see if the state owes you money. It's a very minor hassle to get it, and with prices going the way they are, every little bit helps. unclaimedproperty.colorado.gov

I went up to my parents house today and expected, as normal, to see one of the Newfs on what I call sentry duty. Nope, one of the outdoor cats. Sitting there as if I had somehow failed just by walking in the gate. Looking like I'd just told her I left my badge at home and forgotten the password.

My husband tried to tell me that wasn't a Girl Scout sash that it was just a green piece of fabric. I broke down the insignia I could identify and their meanings for him. I'm willing to bet at least $5 I'm right.

One of the mail carriers who comes into my work to use the bathroom took issue with the "8647" sign in the back window of my truck. Started talking about how we don't understand how great we have it here, etc. I was very adult about it and restrained myself because I was on the clock and in uniform.

The pictures I got on the game camera show one neighborhood kitty coming out for water, so that's good. It looks okay. 😀

I really want to quit my job, because I don't want to fund the new administration or contribute to Social Security that I will never see. But I have bills to pay that won't allow for barter. ☹️

My husband saw one of the neighborhood cats acting oddly, so we put some food and water out for it, and set the game camera up to see if it's possibly hurt. I hope it's okay. 😟

Someone keeps leaving mini Jesus plastic statues around the public areas of my work. So I ordered some mini Cthulhu figures. At least now he'll have someone to hang out with.