Important reminder: people are wrong about everything. Innumeracy is real.

I never really bought into the whole "words are violence" think when the left was doing it. It feels particularly silly coming from the "fuck your feelings" movement.

Went to Reykjavik to get away from it all. Failed.

Oh. #LFC

This might be the most depressing story I’ve ever read. I’ve never for one second wanted to go to a theme park and this story confirmed every last one of my priors.

🎶 His name is Rio and he dances down the wing... 🎶 #LFC

You really have to visit these in the right order.

Please shoot me before I get to this level of entitlement.

Almost word for word in the New Yorker

"The states are merely an agent of the Federal Government. They must do what the Federal Government... tells them." If and when this is all over, no member of the Republican Party ever gets to use the phrase states' rights again.

When "no rise in sycophancy" is progress.

Sports are good, sometimes.

Imagine if they’d had sandwiches. 🥪

I'm a death penalty abolitionist except for dudes who stutter step and pause in their penalty kick run ups.

For no reason at all, I'm thinking of this, from Murphy v. NCAA: It is as if federal officers were installed in state legislative chambers and were armed with the authority to stop legislators from voting on any offending proposals. A more direct affront to state sovereignty is not easy to imagine.

I had to read this many, many times to decide whether it's parody or not. And honestly, I'm still not sure.

Requiring Brown to do outreach to facilitate Jewish applications while forbidding it from doing anything for any other group seems almost designed to engender antisemitism.

Can someone put the Veep music under this??

Italy and England have great soccer kits. Why does the semifinal being played between them feature teams in lime green and black & blue, respectively?

Cars have become spaceships since I bought my first one thirty years ago. And car dealerships are exactly the fucking same.

Does the left need its own antisemitic AI chatbot?

Linda Yaccarino quit X before most Democrats

After two wonderful years I’ve decided to step down as CEO. Can’t stress enough that this has nothing to do with the Robot Hitler stuff,

Isn't Superman, far and away, the dullest of the superheroes?

@shteyngart.bsky.social Talk about a Super Sad True Love Story...

I don't know what I was expecting. But this list is somehow sadder than that.

This should be mandatory for all auto-citation.

I'm sure you all knew that Alexander Skarsgärd and Kenneth from 30 Rock were homies, but I learned it today when I saw them eating lunch together in Copenhagen today and that will be my favorite celebrity sighting for a long, long time.

Celebrated father's day by telling a bunch of kids that no, there was no ketchup for the gourmet sausages I grilled for them.

Reminded today of the time I asked a barista what the "dad hats" were that they advertised for sale. She said "oh, I'm wearing one right now!" And I said "that's just a hat." The look she gave me...

“Wrote my son’s obituary using ChatGPT” is the new saddest six-word story champion

God has the chance to do the funniest thing ever.

Mountainhead was a documentary.

I realize posting this here is preaching to the choir. But after the Grok White Genocide thing & Ye essentially launching an exclusive Neo Nazi single on the platform... I felt motivated to write about X and how bizarre it is that so many people (news outlets, celebrities, politicians) use it

So, it's ok to point out that the Democratic leadership is old and out of touch and that that makes it easier for Trump to pass his agenda, but if you criticize Biden and his administration for being old and out of touch and maybe dishonest about that, that's divisive and forgiving of Trump? Cool.

Back when TV still gave a damn.

Who's the least shitty Knicks super fan? I'm going with Lenny Kravitz.

Law School Contracts Exam. [Fact pattern] 8 hour take home. Open book. Open notes. What contract issues are exhibited in the fact pattern above? A: Well, let's start with the blatant South African White Genocide.... #Satire www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-ne...

Why is this the funniest New Yorker cartoon of all time?

“And so the Greeks send me this horse, we’re talking about one of the most beautiful horses you’ve ever seen. So big. So strong. Normally they keep this kind of horse for themselves but they were such big fans they said sir, please take our big wonderful horse we’ll even bring it to your house”

I have avoided this conundrum by never, ever seeing Marvel movies...

I've been gaining followers lately and I have no idea why. But let me take this opportunity to apologize in advance.

I'm not a businessman, I'm a business, man.

So much winning.

Dems picking someone even older than Connolly would be incredible. A steadfast commitment to never learning a lesson usually reserved for characters in fables.

No one does.

Today's supply chain experts are tomorrow's 10th Amendment experts.

We started a Brazilian, a Scot, three Dutchmen, a Frenchman, an Englishman, an Argentinian, an Egyptian, a Hungarian, and a Colombian. Soccer is good.