Italy winning the WBC but not qualifying for the World Cup would just be 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻

This would be the biggest scandal of any other administration except maybe Nixon's. But only maybe.

Pretty incredible, given the number of submarine movies that Hollywood puts out, that none of ours has fired a torpedo at another ship in over 80 years...

This is about 1 year, 1 month and 12 days too late. But better late than never.

Thank you! The Democrats had 59 Senators as recently as 2011. The Senate is a ridiculous institution. But it is not inherently slanted toward the GOP.

This is my new favorite graph, supplanting Napoleon's Invasion of Russia, 1869.

The Aristocrats!

chefs kiss

This will be my only figure skating post. But the world needs more foul-mouthed skaters from the East Bay. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

look at my country man, we’re getting out-No Kings’d by the fuckin’ british

Michael Jordan was the host. Public Enemy was the musical guest. There will never be a better lineup than that.

I was trying to find the words last night. "Up With People" but in Spanish.

The NYT is the worst American newspaper except for all the others. People are, to my mind, too quick to call it mealy-mouthed and polite. But this headline is mealy-mouthed and overly polite. The president posted an image of black people depicted as apes. That's not an "echo" of white supremacy.

Hard to believe that the guy who dresses like a Nazi and runs a Gestapo would have bad things to say about Jews.

I know this is the least important thing happening right now. But the affectation of calling the Solicitor General “General” drives me right around the bend. The Solicitor General is a general solicitor. Not a general.

Maybe he'll commute Tina Peters and maybe he won't. Put for the Colorado flag bolo tie he deserves a lengthy sentence of his own.

I'm glad they quit instead of doing this disgusting task. But what, exactly, did they think they'd be doing in the Trump Justice Department? Six Prosecutors Quit Over Push to Investigate ICE Shooting Victim’s Widow

A lot of people are about to learn the word perfidy. U.S. Attacked Boat With Aircraft That Looked Like a Civilian Plane

The Wachowskis would like a word...

I have a note: journalists shouldn’t post AI slop in a time of national crisis

I've said this before. But she is one of three democrats actually out here trying.

“No money shall be drawn from the Treasury, but in Consequence of Appropriations made by Law" Article I, Section 9.

After 1.25 Trump terms today feels like it might be the worst day.

There's a lot that's crazy here but maybe the craziest bit is that he pronounces Venezuela more or less correctly.

Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.

We’re running Venezuela and we’re ready to attack it again if we have to is a very coherent policy

I think the president has deviated from his prepared remarks.

Never forget

Wait. Who's they?

Wanted to know what sports were on tv today. Got an AI summary (that I didn't ask for) that reminded me just how bad AI is at search. The three CFB playoff games don't get a mention but an imaginary Iowa State West Virginia football game does. Nobody voted for this.

There were 220 murders in Philadelphia in 2025 and 133 in Baltimore. Those are the lowest murder counts since 1966 and 1965 respectively in those cities.

Why are we even paying taxes at this point??

Somehow I missed this the first time around. It's funny because it's true.

Just because the Supreme Court told daddy that he has complete immunity for selling parsons, that doesn't mean that his failson does.

I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.

Everyone remembers him from the Wire Season 2. But to me, he's Ray Pearson from Generation Kill. Criminally underrated show and performance. RIP.

One of these men is the close confidant of a despot and spews racist venom. The other is Joseph Goebbels.

The Sheinhardt Wig Company could not be reached for comment.

This entire weekend

Dude looks like the guy on Pluribus living in a mcmansion filled with pictures of himself.

Apparently they were right.

Two come to mind. I went to Heathers thinking it was a John Hughes movie. I was surprised. I saw Pulp Fiction at a matinee the day it opened and then the same matinee every week for three weeks.

Trump sent Vance there twice. He threatened to cut off all federal spending to the state. He vowed to back primary challengers of any Republican who voted against him here. He posted their names online, prompting his fans to send them death threats. But all that failed, so now he wasn't involved.

Trump pardons a woman convicted under state law. That is, fortunately, not a thing.

This is why all competent people in US Attorneys office and DOJ should resign. They can't do what they want to do without you. They have no competent people of their own.

Can you really resign from a job you never had??

God damn STOP TEXTING ME MARK KELLY

Nearly all of these people revealed themselves to be monsters.