my take on the whole "don't speak ill of the dead" is that we care too much about literal dead bodies than we do actual living people who continue to face the horrors perpetuated by the colleagues of those dead bodies

i opened my ouija board today and was immediately met with the message "i'm not gay" so i think lindsey graham died

nothing does numbers for my ego quite like painting my nails black

🎶the way i was (🗣my fault) having fun (🗣scratch that) having funDAMENTAL SENTIMENTAL THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING 'CAUSE I THINK THAT WE SHOULD (🗣BACKTRACK)🎶

✨ SURPRISE ✨

man i don't think i'll ever truly have the words to describe how special and important until then is to me

there really isn't a better duo than shawn and gus 🍍

it is july 6. why are my neighbors setting off fireworks.

eating a hot dog, leftistly

250 years of weird puritan bullshit and racism

i hope the "NO POLITICS" gamers are realizing that everything, including whether or not you get to own a video game, is in fact political

22 years ago today I released Salad Fingers.

i just got a fist bump from an old lady hell yeah

well, today was officially the last day of my job, so that's super fun and not at all extremely anxiety-inducing for me!

"i'm a mall goth without a mall."

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nothing more brutal than hearing "we're out of that right now, in fact it's the only thing we don't have"

just saw a guy walking eight dogs lmao incredible

sharing food is my ultimate love language

edamame is older than capitalism

me: i'm completely normal :) also me: weeps through every single depiction of parental issues featured in any and all media i come across

i love riding the train

lol these vampires are fucked

i'm definitely a songbird stan, but i do understand the feelings of betrayal people feel about her where i draw the line though is the constant blame i see shoved on her for what happens at orbital air myers is straight up evil and it's 100% her fault always ok!!!!

big day for hotel mira x twin peaks fans

another evil of capitalism that i hate is that short form content creators fork out extremely vulnerable moments of their lives for engagement and money why don't more people think it's bizarre that this random person had surgery or these random people broke up and that is somehow worth knowing

This on its own should make you a communist. We should be working 10 hour weeks for like 20 years at this point. It’s insane

every time i go on my phone i just get mad

wow i am just so in love w my partner

cathy portillo my beloved

still here, still queer, still hating push-ups 😮‍💨

I actually originally joined @dropout.tv because of @dilfosaur.bsky.social's Hot Guy PI comic way back in 2018, but the reason I stayed on Dropout was Um Actually. I love this show dearly. Today MY STATEMENT WAS FEATURED IN UM ACTUALLY!!! LIFE GOAL MET. Can you guess what's wrong? #Tolkien

i love packing because it's literally just playing tetris in real life

big day for hi nay x um actually fans

all the homies hate xbox

banana ketchup is pretty good

in rewatching i saw the tv glow the other day i learned that eva victor shadowed jane schoenbrun on set to prepare for her movie sorry, baby and that makes me weepy because both films are devastating masterpieces that speak to me so deeply and make me feel so seen <3

knicks

i didn't get the job but i applied to a new job, so PLS I NEED THIS JOB SOOOO BAD

my best friend met my favorite intrepid hero and they sent me a video saying hey, i am 😭❤️

i am already in like 12 group chats on other platforms why do i need another one here

how do i stop my parents from constantly making bad decisions

*muffled under mountains of ADHD detritus* it’s actually a superpower

one of the lesser evils of capitalism is that i could be a much more fun person but alas, i have to be angry

it's pride month which means i am once again recommending the spear cuts through water by simon jimenez

my local theaters did not initially have obsession but i finally got to see it last night and what a film inde was just absolutely incredible, i love seeing horror and discomfort explored beyond gore, and also men should go to therapy <3

let's give it up for pastries with fruit

i'm selling my Fix Your Hearts or Die shirt on etsy <3 happy pride y'all 🌈 www.etsy.com/listing/4484...

pride began as a riot don't forget to stand up for queer folks this month (and always) ✨️