Its funny how everyone's idea of heaven is a complete untouched paradise, crystal clear waters, lush green forests, enough food for everyone, classless, moneyless, stateless, a Utopia of peace, unity and happiness. But here on earth it's considered a leftist ideology.

I really wanted to make a principled stance and not watch Supergirl. Kind of takes the wind it off my sails to know that actually it's not very good.

This might be the most cursed thing I've ever seen. Why did it have to be raw? 😭

www.abc.net.au/news/2026-06... I can't tell you how much my heart is bleeding for this 18 year old having to pause his investment property scheme. #auspol #abc

Mavenclad day 1 Wish me luck.

David Spiers asking for guarantees. There's nothing certain in this world. All you can say is you are making the best choice you can based on the evidence. #insiders #auspol

Have been worrying that my blurry vision while driving meant the MS was getting worse. Turns out that there was a LOT of filth on both sides of the windscreen.

Love it. youtube.com/watch?v=V1-c...

Should keep me going for a few days. #foodprep

I would say that I am horrified by both what AI and IRAN can and have done. But OMG the lego songs are #chefskiss

Here we go again. #auspol www.abc.net.au/news/2026-03...

Fuck me. Surely when Barnaby joined one nation we could stop caring what he thinks. #insiders #auspol

What makes them think small business is in a position to move interstate it overseas? Happy to drive you to the airport if you don't want to run your business where you have to look after your staff. #auspol #springstreet #vicpol share.google/wDak8Hay8cHq...

We can do that? Can we just remove them all then? www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02...

In a life of googling symptoms I now think I have crocodile tears!!!?

The Greens cannot support laws that could be weaponised to shut down legitimate political protest. Labor must make it crystal clear that criticism of Israel’s actions, just like those of Russia, China or Australia will not be criminalised.

"Sure, there's a role for modelling, but the old saying is also true that if you ask an economist how to open a can of tuna, they'll say: 'Let's assume that we have a can opener'" What the fuck are you talking about!!? #auspol www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10...

Pretty lousy trade in for a motorbike😔

The ACL finds it difficult to distinguish between mainstream churches and cults. At last we agree on something. #auspol Australian Christian Lobby says any new laws protecting people from cults could be ‘very dangerous’ | Victoria | The Guardian share.google/YrK5PAnPT4xa...

Since I’m already throttled for being a truth teller, screw it. This is a thread about what people do when the government turns fascist. 🧵 ⬇️

How many shares in Tesla do you reckon this "cyber expert" has? #auspol youtu.be/KwjMo4LgFCc?...

Are we sure this is a youth crime issue and not a nazi issue? #auspol www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09...

It's a real shame that Rowling has become so toxic, because I would love to be able to use her work to point out the death eaters trying to rise up and terrorise us. Right down to the extreme upset about the suggestion they are a mudblood. #auspol

I just searched for a boot lever on Amazon. Took an age to realise I meant shoe horn.

What. The. Fuck.

What a moustache... And a great tune youtu.be/xIaXl7SqkBw?...

What a way to resurrect the republic movement. #auspol

Lucky we voted for a government that takes climate change seriously? #auspol

www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle... @australia.theguardian.com can we get this fact checked please?

It’s a great honour and privilege to be elected as the fifth leader of the Australian Greens. In the face of the escalating climate and environment crisis, the housing crisis and the worst inequality crisis in history, our movement has never been more important.

At times like this the very least governments can do is legalise all recreational drugs

To whom it may concern. My wife can't be fucked with having diabetes anymore and would like to be excused.

Finally finished the veilguard. Pretty good I reckon

Thankful I don't have to walk so much. Kind weird to admit I need it.

Now seems like an excellent time to sure up trade with Canada and Mexico. #auspol

Um what are these round storms?

Love a Brisbane storm

Made it to Brisbane.

I love how people think those little cheese knives are for serving cheese, like awwww that's cute no those are for *defending* your cheese, trust no one

So.. what can you do in Moree?

I can't tell you how much air bnb is making me never want to use them with their current crop of ads.

Moon rise off the verandah. #islandlife

My instinct is to follow people back. Most (but not all) of my followers seem to be bots. It's tiring to be vigilant about this.

This

The town was amazing

I really love a good astronomy pic. I'm starting to suspect a lot of what I'm seeing here is ai generated though.