IM PROPOSING A NEW EXECUTIVE ORDER! ONE RANDOM HOMELESS PERSON A DAY WILL BE SELECTED FROM THE STREETS OF COMMUNIST CALIFORNIA! TO BE BEATEN AT EVERY WHITEHOUSE DINNER! JEFF BEZOS WILL USE HIS SIGNATURE GOLDEN TRUMP CANE TO BEAT THE PENNIES OUT OF THE HOMELESS MAN WHILE ELON SHOOTS HIM WITH LASERS!!

IT WAS BIDENNNN! GOOD OL SLEEPY JOE!

25% tariffs??? Jesus christ. Canadian fentanyl is expensive enough as it is!

CAN WE GET LESS OF THIS AND MORE OF THIS PLEASE

@warren.senate.gov CAN YOU PLEASE TELL DEMS TO START WALKING OUT HOW CAN THEY JUST SIT THERE WITH FUCKING SIGNS WHILE TRUMP SPEWS LIE AFTER LIE AFTER LIE, TELL THEM TO STEAL HIS THUNDER AND BOO UNITL THEY GET KICKED OUT 😔😔😔😔😔😔

@aoc.bsky.social CAN YOU PLEASE TELL DEMS TO START WALKING OUT HOW CAN THEY JUST SIT THERE WITH FUCKING SIGNS WHILE TRUMP SPEWS LIE AFTER LIE AFTER LIE, TELL THEM TO STEAL HIS THUNDER AND BOO UNITL THEY GET KICKED OUT 😔😔😔😔😔😔

I DIDN’T DO THAT BIDEN DID 😌

Dear Diary, i POOPD my PANTS again today and EEEELON took my popscicle away. I WILL DO THE WRITE THING FOR THE COUNTRY AND MAKE IT TO THE POTTY NEXT TIME!!

“Glitch.” 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

PUTIN BOUGHT A WHOLE LOT OF $TRUMP SHIT COIN SO I PUT ON A BIG SHOW FOR HIM AND THE ENTIRE WORLD TO SEE! IF ZELENSKYY WANTED SECURITY GUARANTEES THEN HE SHOULD HAVE PAID ME! DUHH! DOES HE THINK BIG BOY TRUNP IS STOPID!? NO THIS TIME! I HOLD VICTIMS ACCOUNTABLE! www.reddit.com/r/50501/comm...

Dear Diary, SCARY MAINE GOVURNUR said she was going to FOLLOW THE LAW of the state and federal, but I told her she won't get MY MONEY. That will teach her not to mess with BIG BOY TRUMP.

No more traffic money! Manhattan and all New York are saved. Yay for the big king!

Great news my fellow Amewicans! Elon said I can pway wif you today but I haf to be back before the stweet lights come on okay?