this has become a very important video to me

Dispatch is good and also Robert *please* give me an option to [AVOID WORKPLACE CONFLICTS OF INTEREST]

Be careful out there, it's the last 6 weeks of the year and therefore the roads are PvP-enabled

Tifa Lockhart with more muscles comparison.

God I love it when stress free travel is granted to me

A pony gathers up its courage and jumps over a small step

I will die for you, A 4-Hour Long Video Essay on A Theme Park.

There are trick questions but are there treat questions

Thank you bus for saving me from having to drive to Logan

my biggest beef with the 6 7 meme is that I and nobody else on the internet should know the appearance of a specific child who is a stranger to us

Every time I'm inside a grocery store I can feel a Fromsoft status meter filling I don't know what effect it has when it's full and I never want to find out

check it out you can do the Four Witches Technique in PoE now

Oh! That's a Baseball!

Family Revels In Height Difference Between Mother And Tall Son https://theonion.com/family-revels-in-height-difference-between-mother-and-t-1819577162/

dismantling federal services zooted on dryer lint

I can hear two leaf blowers from inside my house right now. Their drones are discordant with each other and I hate it.

wait is Absolute Batman seriously one pound off from being 6'9" 420

It's weird that we now have Fascist Frog Iconography *and* Antifascist Frog Iconography

The Killers is Strong Sad-core

"yeah" and "whoa" need to get their fuckin' story straight. Is the h before the vowels or not

The Cassowary is nature's only bird with a diesel engine

seriously though a) why would you burn developer hours implementing this shit and b) why would it be on by default

hey food scientists can you invent fake milkfat that doesn't have calories in it

Social media sucks actually

Yaoi Highenshort

Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, which wolf do you feed

Reverse-gripping my leaf blower so my neighbors know my yard work build is critical-hit-based

Training to be an incompetent but nonetheless faultlessly loyal top henchman for an evil witch or whatever

Office Adds Area For Lactating Mothers To Discreetly Pump Iron https://theonion.com/office-adds-area-for-lactating-mothers-to-discreetly-pump-iron/

Cable crunches are somewhat awkward to get set up for

In the 15ish years since I spent a year taking classes there the local community college has lost track of my maleness (presumably some data entry person didn't have a salutation on file for me, looked at my androgynous first name, and took a guess during a system migration or something)

I am thinking about the arayes I'm gonna make tomorrow

When it's the 21st night of September

Careful Bluesky you're on-track to force people to invent an entire new constellation of fetishes

The day of the bulk draws ever closer

Can't even order garlic fingers without impure thoughts. Help me.

nah too lib-brained actually

do you think there's like, one furry out there driving a Ford Ka because they're a hypno enthusiast

Reflecting on it you know how they always show the villain getting arrested at the end of episodes of original-run Scooby-Doo? I feel like based on what I remember about the show there's a very real possibility that at least some episodes where no actual crimes were committed

Discord keyword moderation is gonna lead to a new era of Thieves' Cant/Rhyming Slang

Wanna hit a milestone and eat a grotesque cheat meal It'll be soon so I just need to be patient

Social media sucks actually

but in my dreams it seems that my eyes are always shooting laser beams

Are there jock wizards that wear sleeveless robes

Hey youtube when I hide the AI Search bar thing and you say "okay, feature hidden" how about you fucking actually leave it hidden