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My wife says I should be a professional golfer since I also finish with as few strokes as possible. #Masters

White House Chief of Staff Susie Wiles:

can't stop thinking about how casually these monsters are dismantling everything good and useful the government does in a year and a half and comparing it to Joe Biden who couldn't even manage to fire Louis DeJoy in four

Dear #Brewers Please burn these uniforms.

Denver: the source of all Wisconsin sports heartache.

So… was Wicks one of the #Packers players unhappy with his role?

Wake up buddy… new insult just dropped.

CHUCK SCHUMER: Trump is a very dangerous unhinged maniac destroying America. EVERYBODY: What are you going to do about it? CHUCK SCHUMER: Absolutely nothing.

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God that’s the perfect pithy description of the problem.

Watch the video. Read the whole damn paper. Birds. Are. Amazing. #birds 🌿

today is a great day to get yourself an original painting and support a human artist

“It’ll be different next time.”

Things that I’m not 100% certain exist: Scotland’s Loch Ness Monster America’s Bigfoot The #Packers DC Jonathan Gannon

The absolute balls of the Ford Motor Company: willingly expand into Nazi markets pre-WWII. Keep their plants operating on behalf of the German war effort (trucks, APCs and V2 rocket parts)… Then after the Nazis lose, Ford sued the US for reparations from bombing damage to their factories… and won!

Karl finally found a hobby in retirement…

The number of journalists killed in Gaza by Israeli forces has risen to 262.

“All the lefties on here are idiots and pale in comparison to my winning ideology: losing to Donald Trump twice”

JD VANCE SUMMONED HIS EMERGENCY SUPPORT COUCH

Cops fractured his skull for standing by in peaceful protest. And people in power claimed he assaulted the cops. No hell greater for those who smeared him. RIP.

I thought leftists who didn’t vote Blue ran the world?

Hey #Packers Now would be a great day to introduce your new DC and STC to the media.

Israel carries on as if all ceasefires do not exist. Always.

"dems dont do anything" thats not true. they fully backed a genocide and had college students arrested for opposing it

Like some kind of Nazidamus.

The greatest War Crimes in the world are happening in Gaza and Lebanon right now. The USA and Israel who are behind them should be sanctioned into oblivion by the rest of the world for committing them. Everyone sees the hypocrisy.

The only reason the US doesn’t want Iran to possess nuclear weapons is because then the US can’t bully Iran.

Democrats: I’m glad war was averted but let me tell you why we should still go to war.

I think a joint statement between Clinton and Trump as the two living presidents implicated in the Epstein Files would really help… umm… stuff.

Like the background of all US global conflicts, most of our citizens are completely unaware of the history.

Seems to me, non Constitutional scholar, that there are clear grounds for Trump to be removed from office. Since no cabinet member or GOP office holder supports this, there are grounds for them to be impeached and removed as well for violating their oath of office.

Trump got mad that the relationship was with an adult over the age of consent.

Israeli soldiers are detonating entire villages in South Lebanon while taking selfies. Ancient mosques, churches, cemeteries, schools, hospitals - all being obliterated by the genocidal regime www.instagram.com/reel/DWrg5xi...

Again… why isn’t this fuckwad rotting in jail?

The culture wars, the race wars, the gender wars...all smoke screens for the war they don't want you to fight. The class wars.

By a regime mindlessly supported by Bush, Obama, Trump, Biden, Harris, Schumer, Jeffries, Johnson and Trump again.

Dear people outside the USA ... Here's what the REAL America looks like; people are sleeping over night in their cars for days so they can get free healthcare by a company who helps those in need. We're collapsing. #Poverty #PoorPeoplesCampaign #MedicareForAll

Dear God, We voted for that in 2008 and got screwed by the Neoliberal Blue Team. They later rehabilitated the war criminal into a lovable candy sharing, Obama hugging grandpa. Then they campaigned with the other war criminal’s daughter. Dems ain’t it.

Hey Siri: tell me a phrase no billionaire would ever say…

“The Shield of the Americas” is the Secret Service code phrase for Trump’s adult diaper.

Man… that last episode of Invincible was a real gut punch, amirite?

Opening scene to “The Omen 2026: Burnt Orange.”

#VivaCuba #LiftTheBlockade #EndUSImperialism

On this Good Friday, we remember Spock died for the needs of the many.

💗TIMELINE CLEANSE!💗

Jokes on my team. I don’t allow garbage cans in the office. Haul it out… leave only footprints, and shareholder value.

I read about the first one then got distracted. apple.news/Atic0vfrBTLm...