I love the girl but there’s no way Taylor Swifts Fate of Ophelia can top this one: youtu.be/jnvgq8STMGM?...

Ugh. Don’t make me care about Jimmy Kimmel!

Decided to finally watch Normal People because I just loooooove to be sad.

“Thank you to my therapists and to gay people!”

Belly is so relatable. I too love to sensually eat a peach in front of my ex boyfriend who is also my future brother in law. Who hasn’t been there?! Preach!

I LOVE ROCKS

Taylor Swift:

Is Taylor Swift doesn’t make a Wagon Wheel Watusi reference, this whole era will be a waste

Why is this glitter background so low res? What’s the color story here? How did this first draft go live?

Taylor Swift plz, I just wanted to go to bed early. Don’t do this to me 😭😭😭😭

“Benson Boone is this generation’s Bruce Springsteen” is a great thing to say if you want to piss everyone off 👹

Next week on the Nelk Boys: Lucifer himself. Let’s hear him out!

It's Friday night baby

I have no clue what the plot is to John Proctor Is The Villian, but that doesn’t stop me from tearing up to every single clip of them dancing to that Lorde song 🥺

When I started my Buffy journey, no one warned me about these guys! Watching this episode before bed was a baaaad choice.

My Finch bird dislikes a Sia song. Aww she just like me forreal 🥰

More like, L Ron Chubbard.

Inside me there are two wolves named Carter.

Lol some of the posters in ER have just aged horribly... I desperately need to own this one.

Going on a trip with a bunch of straight boys sucks because I can’t even ask anyone what they’re gonna pack. ☹️ I already know the answer is jeans + anime shirt.

I need a drink.

There’s a surprising amount of basketball in ER. These doctors are always shootin hoops.

Sitting face to face with the devil would kill me too.

Every day, I am haunted by the smell of my Super B complex vitamin in my weekly pill case. Why aren’t these cases smell proof? Is this a unique problem? Is it just meee????! 👹😭

If Susan and Dr Green don’t kiss at least once, I will sue Michael Crichton’s estate.

Sometimes I think Real Housewives has gotten stale and then I hear the line “In Venice, Italy you found out you were Asian?” and my faith is renewed.

Remember the solar eclipse last year???? I miss her. She was so cool. ☀️

Get me to god’s country

Outer Space is so stressful.

I’m no theater expert but I don’t remember Les Mis having a lot of basketball in it…

Male coworkers read the entire email : impossible challenge

My TikTok feed is suddenly just fancams of Dr Carter/Dr Robby. It knows me so well.

eclipse time

Ok Conclave is awesome.

I gotta stop engaging with people who can’t comprehend simple logic. 🫠

The military choir sang Do You Hear the People Sing at the white house governors ball and maga loved it…. How delusional are they to think THEY are the angry men? That song is not for you.

Ben Folds stan for life

Tom Cruise at the Olympics and now the Super Bowl? Why? Who keeps inviting him to these things?

A Livestrong bracelet in the year 2025?

I yearn for the dancing plague of 1518.

Walgreens Pharmacy hold music is top tier

We should get to vote on who wins the Super Bowl.

Trisha Paytas singing Not Getting Married Today while sitting next to Sutton Foster… am I hallucinating?

There should be more hype for Herbie Hancock.

I cannot crying over that big fat bear that hid under a house to escape the wildfires.

This is perfect

The whole audience screaming “A minor” has me CACKLINGGGG! I know Aubrey is in the middle of his room HYPERVENTILATINGGG 🥴😭😭

i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there

Is the opposite of an underdog an overdog?

Rev. Mariann Edgar Budde to Trump: "I ask you to have mercy upon the people in our country who are scared now. There are gay, lesbian, and transgender people in Democratic, Republican, and independent families, some who fear for their lives ... and the vast majority of immigrants are not criminals"