S: aren't they just the cutest B: ????? #stolitz #helluvaboss

7 Virtues?

The plant's called Blitzy 2 #helluvaboss

The barely functional government has shut down?!

Vassago is too pure of heart to be in the Halloween drop

Freddy vs Jason

This is so accurate it’s mean😭

people are really fucking weird about shows made by women

In the news of Lucifer being designed to be sexy I am once again sharing my meme #radioapple

This passage nearly broke me.

Blitz stealing the grimoire so Stolas can do magic again and getting away with it bc Andrealphus doesn’t want to admit that he can’t find it, and Via assumes it’s a scheme to trick her into having to see her dad so she doesn’t bother to go get it (plus Uncle Andy’s being a real dickhead)

“Blitz’s peanut bead is the pinnacle of sexiness” should be one of Stolas’ slides for the Hear Me Out party (yes, Stolas’ Hear Me Out PowerPoint is entirely Blitz bc they did not adequately explain what a Hear Me Out is)

Surprise #Stolitz commission for @moonmystery5.bsky.social with the prompt "big size difference"! had way too many scenarios in mind for this 😏 but here's a big eepy birb and his smol bf 🤏🏽

If your project is something you can do solo (writing, comics, etc), go local. If you live reasonably close to a city or college town, there is an indie comics scene or zinefest near you that has an event this year or next. 🧵

The real cute part of this is that the same people who tear down female artists don't seem to care about actually bigoted male artists who make blatantly offensive cartoons.

The way Rebecca Sugar, Dana Terrace and Vivziepop are treated by the animation community is disgusting. They're human beings too, y'know.

Took the nugget to the state fair

#KnightsOfGuinevere #KoG warm up

Once again I am way more interested in the model’s other clothes than the actual Stylish Occult duds

If you want a signed Poison Us poster, @kellyhobby1.bsky.social is giving them away for free at LA Comic Con this weekend! She’s over in Artist Alley also got a ton of Stolitz stuff too!

This is FINE, everything is FINE We worked with a bunch of talented animators and artists on a music video for The Living Tombstone’s remix of Everything is Fine!!! CHECK IT OUT NOW!

Smooch 💝 #helluvaboss #stolitz

TFW you realize that maybe you shouldn’t aggressively flirt with your weird new boyfriend on a family outing to apologize to your daughter for having a weird new boyfriend

Stolas: Do you need to know what his business actually does before granting him access to Earth? Ozzie: Ok Stolas that sounds real fucking boring and my Fizzy Frog already said it’s ok, so…I mean, this Blitz guy is kinky right? Fizz: Oh yeah he’s got this weird horse thing O: So it’s fine!

"Blitzy bringing back old memories" 🩷✨ #HelluvaBoss #HelluvaBossFanart #Stolitz

i am going to be shamelessly obnoxious bc there are only two days left please consider sharing and/or commissioning me so i can get the HB game!! i have many options - regular comms, sketch comms, sponsored art (with a couple new options added on ko-fi)

Is anyone else a weird loser who’s bothered by the fact that Blitz doesn’t get the “real” crystal color? Or that it’s Secretary Stolas but things are still grimoire themed?

10 MILLION views in 5 DAYS!! Thank you all SO much for enjoying Knights of Guinevere 💙

昨日ﾂｲに上げたストリツ ブリッツィのしっぽ描き忘れる大罪を犯して地獄に堕ちたので贖罪のためにしっぽ描き足しました。 いつもしっぽ最後に描こう～って思って忘れるんだね。

壊れたら直せばいいんだよ

Stolitzago where Vassago starts imitating the sounds Stolas makes and Blitz is like, “Wow that is real fucking creepy; I didn’t say stop”

Pressure works. ABC/Disney bought into the image of Trump as all powerful, but they found out pretty fast that everyday people hold a lot of power, too. An attempt to subpoena FCC Chair Brendan Carr is being blocked. Tell your representative to demand an investigation into government censorship. 👇

Rampant medical misogyny, appalling maternal mortality rates, no requirements for paid parental leave, constant cuts to pre-K programs, daycare that costs as much as a mortgage while paying the staff terribly, but thank fuck we’ve stopped the rampant scourge of OTC painkillers

リクエストありがとうございました!! お題は、♈️のおっきしたDickを服越しに触ってる🦉でした〜( ◜ω◝ ) #HelluvaBossFanart #Stolitz

nsfw stolitz part 1

Would it ruin the tattoo if they made out right now?

Are we still dropping our most controversial Hellaverse opinions? Because I once again want to announce that Unhappy Campers doesn’t deserve the hate and Seeing Stars doesn’t deserve the love

Decided to sync up "Handle Me" with where it plays in Apology Tour. For no reason in particular. Enjoy. 🙂 // #HelluvaBoss #stolitz

This is fucking evil

How could you say no to a face like that? #HelluvaBoss #Blitzo #HelluvaBossFanart

My hot take on the difference between bi and pan is that pansexuals just accept who they’re attracted to and bisexuals are any given hottie away from going into the Homo-Sexual Underground Thought Experiment from Disco Elysium

I would just like to point out that there is no attempt to figure out how the royal romper works

To be very clear: SA does not just look like 'rough sex'. SA is complicated, it can look exactly like vanilla missionary sex. Insisting that there's a clear visual difference hurts SA survivors as much as it hurts kink artists.

Now presenting #ClubConsentWeek, running from October 9th-October 15th! An opportunity to fully express your creativity in the Hellaverse 💖 The prompts and rules will be written out in the 🧵 below as well. Please comment with any questions or concerns. Hope y’all enjoy! (1/6)

crazy how deepfake porn that uses faces of real people and ruins lives has never been a subject in the "protecting internet users" argument and instead all the recent censorship ended up being targeted at artists and sex workers just trying to make a living

Trying to decide if I should finish that PWP and post it here out of spite