fromsoft backseaters fundamentally do not understand that they are 1/ annoying as hell, and 2/ robbing the player of a chance to understand that Nah, I'd Just Win is a mindset acquired through struggle and subsequently applicable to everything outside of a video game

this is so fucked up cuz we watched The Red Shoes on MY RECOMMENDATION and then i gushed about it for TEN MINUTES and then started malding for like A MINUTE

watched a really good movie and now jonty is malding about frankenstein that's #myfriend

southland tales reviews are in! IGN - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!! GamesRadar - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!! Metacritic - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!! Gamespot - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!! NintendoLife - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!! Game Informer - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!! Miyamoto - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!!

the 2nd anniversary of letter to the golden witch's release is TOMORROW! really exciting! can't believe it's been two years already!?

realised today that the reason I don't care for platformers is that i played abysmal dogshit video game speedy eggbert as a child and irreversibly developed a negative emotional association with jumping on platforms

watched sexy beast last night and was struck by two things: 1) it was just excellent. so many good things to say about its editing more than anything 2) im ~40% sure my maths teacher from between the ages of 15 and 16 watched this film and thought the "guy who absolutely sucked" was like awesome

dolly in 1 hour layover gods permitting

the second anniversary of Letter to the Golden Witch's release is in ONE WEEK!!! now's the perfect time to read it!!!

anyway yeah once again: I post about my (mis)adventures in kink plus generally deranged ravings & writing on my other account @swimsuitfucker.bsky.social. a lot of my friends have told me it has helped inspire them to be more open about their sexuality & identity so I find it important to share

I do definitely respect that most of yous don't want to see every lurid detail of my sex life (and to be frank as a lesbian I certainly don't want to share them with everyone) but I am getting more and more certain every day that treating kink & fetish as things to be hidden is like Bad For You

definitely the most insane thing ive written yet! some content warnings on this one but you know how mechsplo is

definitely the most insane thing ive written yet! some content warnings on this one but you know how mechsplo is

the life ruining haircut hit me can everyone please be really nice to me

Since I'm here now: check out my Umineko fan work, Letter to the Golden Witch! It's a full-length (over 100,000 words!) episode in the PONScripter engine, complete with closed room mysteries, tea parties and all. If you like Umineko, please check it out! its-erin.itch.io/letter-to-th...

i am 30 years old

yes, our video game has a bold new approach to stand out from the pack: it is not welcoming to either first time players or hardcore veterans

ok raoh running US army recruitment campaigns is like a hysterically funny bit that i did not expect them to drop 84 episodes into this show

[knowing what I'm revealing by saying this] i don't like calling people owned online. the concept of being owned is something I respect deeply and take very seriously. I would never call someone owned frivolously or disparagingly

I never do these engagement posts but I have spent the last four years of my life saying Virtue's Last Reward is the worst game i ever finished. and to be honest it will probably still be true when I die

DING DING DING DING DING

is your daughter a lesbian? Look for these acronyms in their texts lol -> Love Office Ladies ffs -> Femme/Femme Slashfiction dgaf -> Doing Girls Amazingly Fun lmao -> Loving Mommy's Amazing Oral @gg xrd ft5 -> I'm a trans woman in my 30s btfo -> Big Tits Fucking Outstanding

can you imagine being a nanto guy and then seeing kenshiro restore a blind woman's sight with his bare hands. i would be mad as fuck i picked nanto for sure

mobile suit gundam hathaway 2 let me in

now i wouldn't necessarily say that "video games should be frictionless and convenient and qol is an objective ideal that all developers should strive towards in all things" and "uncomfortable queer art shouldn't exist" are rhetorically related ideas but also i wouldn't say that they aren't

it's OCTOBER which is UMINEKO MONTH so READ MY FAN EPISODE

shes like a solid 9 metres tall

unlocking fighting game characters with like live-service tokens is the end of the fucking world if you ask me

back to the old me.............

what if there was a doll who had to tell a story or she would die (read letter to the golden witch)

it's umineko day! read my fan episode to celebrate! it's a deeply faithful, full-length, in-engine episode with a whole game board of merciless, murderful mysteries to solve... its-erin.itch.io/letter-to-th...

it's umineko day part 2! read my fa...

this one really outdoes the "sermons" channel (6 hour slowmode for you to post only your wisest "sermon" posts, reactions forbidden, no talking about sermons outside the sermons channel) and the "dreams, visions, portents" channel where you post dreams, visions, and portents. me go back cave now

amazing new discord channel idea given to me by my friend: CAVE CHANNEL - single-syllable words only - no emojis except ones a cave man would recognize - no pictures unless you paint them yourself

heading to this isolated island in japan today for a family thing. not really looking forward to it (my grandpa is a huge asshole) but should be fine. hopefully nothing bad happens!

tbh im not convinced deactivating my other acc has meaningfully improved my mental health (really just replaced the fomo-coaster with loneliness and not having an outlet) so idk maybe I'll reactivate tomorrow

lining up some absolute belters. hit me up if you want early access to these future good posts

for sure one of the most frustrating things about certain kinds of mental illness is when you're fully aware that your emotions and behaviours are unusual and unhealthy relative to your normal but you still have very little to no control over either

it's umineko day! read my fan episode to celebrate! it's a deeply faithful, full-length, in-engine episode with a whole game board of merciless, murderful mysteries to solve... its-erin.itch.io/letter-to-th...

is anyone else on here suffering from esoteric mental curses

this app is some dogshit dude I wish social media was good

dude wipeout hd fury emulates so well you have to hop on

1x pelican 1x two litre bottle of carbonated soft drink you do the maths

things have been tough recently but I do have a new local doctor who's a gender affirming care specialist so all things considered today was actually really good

for anyone who missed it i deactivated my other account for mental health reasons because (among other things) having >1k followers is unbearable and social media induced fomo is the mind killer. planning on reactivating in a week or so but we'll see

finished hades 2 story earlier. had a good time overall w some pretty important mostly story related caveats... but mostly now I wanna know where the hell the legendary weapons are. how do I find them. they are in the game right.....

frosty room booking sitch is kinda fucked huh... i got so lucky

got a nice room for frosty 😎

OH NO i forgot how to do yuzu illegal double jump combos

happy umineko month!!! read my fan episode!! it's really good!!