I hope whoever thought “hmm you know how we put a flashlight on the Apple Watch? Lets just turn the screen white and put it on max brightness!!” Got raises forever and I hope they get royalties every time someone uses the Apple Watch flashlight

THEY HAVE PIZZA IN THE FRIDGE OOOOOOOH

bluesky feature suggestion we should be able to rename feeds kinda like how you can give friends on discord or snapchat nicknames that only you can see. my use case for this would be giving all my feeds emoji names so i can squeeze more on the carousel so i dont have to scroll for the one i want

Just found out birds are reptiles WHAAAAT

Dear Bluesky gods please keep putting tiny birds on my timeline it’s awesome

I have time to do work for the first time in days and canvas is down aughhhh thanks Amazon

Why does the Google app have a page dedicated to notifications, what could I possibly be notified for?

Millions of real people on Instagram and the app can’t even show me a single one what’s up with that

seems that RFK is clearing the path for his CDC to do tuskegee syphillis experiments as a matter of course. in other news, RFK is a genuine monster who relishes in the pain and suffering of those he feels he has control or dominion over

Chirp Valley Rumble is one of my favorite video game tracks right now I just wish it wasn’t stuck in fucking angry birds 2

Yknow maybe jay was onto something this was fire

At restaurant hi can I get some HOT BELGIAN WAFFLES!!!!!

The 67 meme is like the world’s largest game of punch buggy

Didn’t see any No Kings protests in upstate New York. The kings must’ve left.

Couple of photos @ the Erie Canal. Really is more beautiful than home! Kinda wish I could stay here forever

In our country, the power is with the people. Tomorrow, October 18, I encourage you to join your neighbors in peaceful protest at a No Kings event.

Downloaded Instagram can someone tell me why they post the same memes that were popular like 6 years ago

Hanging out in the uni’s art building’s break room not because I have any art classes but because I can biggen my back on all the snacks in here

actually this makes REALLY good ragebait in the gimmick spaces! woohoo! i have a personality!

Photography #mavica

Hot Bluesky take of the day is that I actually like all four despicable me movies

note to self never snooze an alarm EVER its an awful feature and should never exist booooo

Im not fit to be a twitter industry plant I actually like bbno$

grocery stores where they play a thunder noise while spraying the produce with water >>>>>

i think the main reason why i prefer posting here over twitter is because the bird app expects me to put on a persona thats fake and infuriating and the attempts ive made at doing so caused me to lose the opportunity to be any sort of real on that app like some influencers like midas or julian can

People are pulling the “can we admit this was never funny” on chicken stars you people clearly never learned from your mistakes with berdly caramel

oh his name is singal? whoops

sometimes I think you are this little round man

tiktok is genuinely such a waste of time i dont know how or why i let it keep me addicted

Uni’s got me addicted to cowtales I’ve eaten like ten today

3 separate news websites and not a single one mentions the house of a female judge that was burned to the ground just days after being criticized and harassed by Stephen Miller. seems like a pretty big story, ngl

How can SoundCloud push new iOS updates almost daily and have none of them involve liquid glassification

October sky😊

i miss being advertised to im moving to instagram

I think Bluesky could still be saved. Won't be, but could. They should hire me as Head of Comms. I could fix her (Jay) azhdarchid.com/jay-graber-c...

With the weather turning, we’re hitting peak “birds sitting on things” here in Salt Lake City.

The concept of a corporation posting updates on a program designed to be corporation-proof

Why haven’t smartwatch makers locked in and made it so you can use the smartwatch to place calls and texts without a phone being involved ever

Was reminded about the couple on Twitter from 2014 who dressed up as Stan and Kyle from South Park and posted photos of them kissing a lot. I wonder where they are now. I hope they’re okay.

Mods power trip kinda made me snap back to reality and realize the whole point of this app is that it isn’t centralized and with that wtf is the point of companies being here lol

YESSSS I GOT THE CORRECT LABEL

I will not be tuning in

if i have kids i know of one movie that i am never letting them watch. and that movie is rio. that movie was raunchy as fuck.

My overwatch brainrotted ass could never be a firefighter 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Someone blocked me on Twitter cause I said I use MS Edge how’s everyone else’s day

See this is part of why I prefer pancakes

you wanna know where this "signal" fella isnt? thats right. signal.

TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REPOST THIS!!!

NEVER turn post notifications on for more than 0 twitter users