I’m gluten for punishment

My kid gave me the international peace prize. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Everyone responsible for this crime against humanity must be prosecuted.

Erika Kirk wearing Serena Joy's uniform seems very appropriate.

I’m a dad man walking

Type in your zodiac into gif and see what comes up! Post your fav one!

You’ve got to be either sick or evil to praise Hamas atrocities! Period! www.ynetnews.com/article/rylh... #HateIsHate

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to Jack White Dream Theater July Talk Nick Cave Paul McCartney

The President doesn't want you standing up and speaking out against him, so he's coming after me to intimidate all of us. But I won't back down — and neither should you.

Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.

I identify as a sloth

Tell me you’re an antisemite while explicitly telling me you’re an antisemite.

I need to start an addiction, by drinking or doing drugs, at least then I’ll have a good excuse for being useless…

Here’s a sneak peek of what the Epstein files will look like when they’re released. 👇🏻

Share a TV series you've watched from beginning to end more than once.

A reminder that seven years ago almost to the day, the CIA determined that Mohammed Bin Salman ordered the killing of @washingtonpost.com journalist Jamal Khashoggi. I hired and worked with Jamal for a year. www.washingtonpost.com/world/nation...

An old friend of mine from high school said this: “Imagine fighting tooth and nail to defend your favorite pedophile. Also, imagine having a favorite pedophile.” #Epstein #Trump

PAUL MCCARTNEY: she was just 17, you know what I mean REPUBLICANS: make it 15 and then we can relate

Change a letter; make a singer less appealing Sabrina Crapenter

Opening a law firm for intellectual property named “Justice Bieber”

My neck, my back and my shoulder are cracked

Reskeet with an iconic fictional band

This administration is a con man’s wet dream 🤦🏻‍♂️

I think my next carrier will be as a cult leader

For my next magic trick I’ll need 1 billion dollars

My next song will be called “Hot&Heavy” it portrays the struggles of living in building with central heating system, and being a overweight person.

Them: your days are numbered Me: all days are numbered, it’s called a calendar ya dumbass

I fear tonight’s Democrat winnings will cause tramp and his cronies to rig the next elections.

In memory of Dick Cheney, all Republican testicles will descend to the ground.

"Speaker Johnson, it looks as though the president is currently stabbing you with a knife. Do you have any comment?" "Well, look, this is the first I'm hearing about it. As you know, I've been really busy not doing my job, so I just don't know enough about this alleged stabbing to make a comment."

Honestly, I don't think Trump's incomprehension of political asylum has anything to do with his serious personality-disorder-related psychiatric afflictions and his seeming dementia, which both raise 25th Amendment questions. I do, however, think it reflects his utter stupidity ….

Will Smith slapped the Blues Jays

Netanyahu is an anti-Zionist scumbag. Before you attack Zionism read Theodor Herzel’s writings. You’ll understand that there’s nothing in common between Zionism and Netanyahu’s government.

*Morning Sex (with your boss) Is the Secret to Getting Promotions and Pay Raises. It’s Science. There, I fixed it.

Is blowjobing activity a thing? And is overdoing said activity cause wrinkles around the lips? These are the questions we sought to tackle in this study….

So they didn’t like the ad. Let’s just post Reagan’s 5 min speech against tariffs as it appears on YouTube. Over and over. On all platforms (some of y’all are still on X). *1981 Sherrilyn horrified by 2025 Sherrilyn saying “let’s post Reagan’s speech.” youtu.be/5t5QK03KXPc

Make a movie food: The Silence of the Lamb Chops

Make a movie food: Reindeer Game Meat

Make a movie food: Star Trek Beyond Meat Burger

Make a movie food: Tornado Rossini

Make a movie food: Mulholland Drive Through

Make a movie food: Anne Frank & Beans

We’re up to $300 MILLION now for Trump’s tacky ballroom. 🤬

The AmeriKKKan Dream

My new organic pubic hair transplantation procedure is going to put Kim Kardashian out of business…