Sarah Autumn
@1xb.co
📤 134
📥 25
📝 62
I have made a profile on the social media website.
its crazy that for mission impossible final reckoning they really sent tom cruise to an abandoned russian submarine at the bottom of the ocean to retrieve a hard drive containing a world-ending AI.
11 days ago
0
4
0
"hey siri, what's my timer at?" >> there are no timers on homepod "hey siri, stop my 15 minute timer" >> there are no timers on homepod "hey siri look I totally set a timer and you acknowledged it" >> I found these web results for i totally set a timer... a few minutes later... * timer goes off *
12 days ago
2
8
0
Today, they’ve given me, The Idiot, too many objects to manage. I am not succeeding in managing them.
14 days ago
0
4
0
vehicles that will leave without you: - elevator - chair lift - airplane - bus vehicles that won't leave without you - ambulance - hearse - bicycle
18 days ago
0
8
0
you guys 😭 it’s so good!
loading . . .
21 days ago
2
15
1
listen up, Idaho. i am about to gender up your restrooms. there will be pronouns, so get fuckin ready.
about 1 month ago
1
12
0
cleverly disguised IKEA in the middle of nowhere, missouri
about 1 month ago
0
6
0
reposted by
Sarah Autumn
Owen Dennis: Infinity Train/Among Us guy
about 1 month ago
Everything is bad now because kids get their taste in music from algorithms instead of from trying to impress the older girl you know who looks like the Bombchu Bowling Alley Operator
25
4917
1641
pfp by
@ultraviolet.gay
about 2 months ago
3
47
2
is la croix in the water aisle or the soda aisle?
2 months ago
2
3
0
reposted by
Sarah Autumn
jason grinblat
3 months ago
In your time on this earth you will chance upon works of art. And for some, you'll conclude with desperate rationale that they are the mere capstones of creative lineages unbeknown to you. The alternative explanation—that someone invented them from whole cloth—your ego as an artist will not permit
add a skeleton here at some point
0
362
87
update: lemn
add a skeleton here at some point
3 months ago
5
19
1
news articles being all sensationalist about the WA millionaires tax forcing millionaires to leave the state, and all i can think is “hm, the rich *do* seem pretty tasty. what if we ate them before they got a chance to leave??”
3 months ago
0
2
0
why did i have to get the moving heavy things autism and not the “i like to collect stamps” autism
3 months ago
6
34
1
also, found wild ornj
3 months ago
1
13
1
current mood
3 months ago
5
67
6
unfortunately we have not yet invented a way to make macOS stop bugging me about upgrading. I will be a curmudgeon and stick with 15.x for as long as I possibly can!
3 months ago
0
3
0
reposted by
Sarah Autumn
ClaireViolet 🌻☔️
4 months ago
@1xb.co
just went though one of her desk drawers for the first time in a few months, here is what was inside: • 2 medium sized rocks • 1 roll of receipt paper for mechanical calculator • Western Union telegraph key in original ceramic case (ca. 1920s) • two broken UV flashlights • assemblage of wire
3
28
1
you'll thank me later
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRgH...
loading . . .
Angine de Poitrine - Fabienk (Live on KEXP)
YouTube video by KEXP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRgHYWOtqqc
4 months ago
2
7
4
reposted by
Sarah Autumn
Doremus Jessup
4 months ago
23
5661
872
I honestly think whatever the US has become must die and be replaced with something more beautiful, equitable, and just. You can't prop up the corpse any longer.
4 months ago
0
5
0
is it civil war time yet?
4 months ago
0
3
0
one of the Cigarettes of All Time
add a skeleton here at some point
4 months ago
0
4
0
i want to be adored. i want to be worshipped. i want to be treated like a queen.
4 months ago
0
4
0
honestly the reason i haven't been posting my feelings on The Horrors is that there's nothing I can say that wouldn't land me on some list somewhere.
4 months ago
0
2
0
The butch lesbian BNSF engineer hit on me at the coffee shop by asking me “are you union?” Outfit pic.
4 months ago
0
15
0
Just for the record, FFS was life-changing for me. After 40 years of this shit, it is amazing to look in the mirror and see myself looking back at me.
4 months ago
0
8
0
reposted by
Sarah Autumn
ClaireViolet 🌻☔️
4 months ago
You should purchase this beautiful magazine of trans photography. My photographs are included in it, including several that haven’t appeared anywhere else, and they’re truly some of my favorites. I’m really looking forward to seeing everyone else’s work. 💛
add a skeleton here at some point
2
45
18
i went dentist today and now i can feel every single one of my teeth. i should get some kind of exemption pass. I'm too autistic to deal with this shit.
4 months ago
2
3
0
reposted by
Sarah Autumn
Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉
4 months ago
Dilbert creator Scott Adams 'Completely Dead' at press time. Sources close to the cartoonist confirm he 'shit so hard he launched himself into the wall and died instantly'
8
690
77
reposted by
Sarah Autumn
ClaireViolet 🌻☔️
5 months ago
Please come by the Elevation Project tomorrow Jan 8th from 6—9 where I’ll be exhibiting two enormous panoramas and two black&white prints. I think they’re stunning and I am extremely excited to be doing my first ever gallery show!! Also, I’m going to wear a beautiful red dress.
add a skeleton here at some point
4
33
16
reposted by
Sarah Autumn
Adem
5 months ago
add a skeleton here at some point
3
133
31
So, my FFS surgeon prescribed me this. What do I do???
5 months ago
1
6
0
Alice In Chains playing at Espresso Vivace this morning. We’re so fuckin back, baby!
5 months ago
0
1
0
in case you're wondering, FFS was brutal. I've had several surgeries now, and FFS was the most difficult to deal with, emotionally, and physically.
6 months ago
2
5
0
i want to go home.
6 months ago
0
5
0
My pocket watch and curiousmarc’s cesium atomic clock. They can be friends.
6 months ago
1
21
2
Computer, delete that entire log entry.
6 months ago
0
2
0
its like, kind of unacceptable how good of a song Leave Them All Behind is.
6 months ago
0
4
0
you reached the end!!
feeds!
log in