Thinking about this classic.

Oh to be a little Tardigrade walking around a microscopic volvox algae colony. 🫧🐻🧪

POC’s desperate proximity to Whiteness will forever be dangerous.

Valentine’s Day isn’t just about showing love to others, sis. It’s also about pouring back into yourself. If you need a short pause, a deep breath, or a quiet reset, take as much time as you need.

Ok chat, I got lamb samosas again. Let's hope I don't eat so many my tummy hurts again.

YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY

WELP. Looks like I have another kid. 😂 Jfc is this why I can't have my own? I keep picking up strays??? Either way, my new gay son is adorable and I'll fucking knife you if you touch him. 😊

Y'all wanna see a dead body? 😂

NEW: ICE has a plan to lease offices across the US as part of a secret, months-long expansion campaign. Today, @wired.com is publishing dozens of those locations. Many are near schools, medical offices, and places of worship. Vital work from @leahfeiger.bsky.social that I'm proud to publish.

I'm not rewatching Pose and crying YOU'RE rewatching Pose and crying.

I would rather send a furry I don't know a redacted photo id to look at smut than give Discord more than the back of my hand

@discord.com No way in fucking hell I'm giving you anything close to a photo ID. Change this bullshit or lose me.

Literally have this thought about my partners all the time. What's the catch? What y'all after?

Just sharing this again for no reason: hothardware.com/news/death-s...

We all saw the fellas grindin right? That may be a first for the super bowl.

This is the last year I give more of myself than I receive.

dogs can be magical girls too 💫

Local Recently-Isekai'd Spinda Thrilled To Discover Instinctive Rude Human Gesture Has Same Meaning In Pokemon World, Dozens Mildly Offended

When I look forward to them coming home and can actually put down my walls for a bit

I'm sitting between the two hottest most autistic guys while they tism out about pipe what is my fucking life.

What if the catgirl didn’t get out of bed and went back to sleep?

Why won't people just leave me alone? I literally mind my own business in my own house until they come around and start fucking with me.

By "American citizens" they are talking about WHITE American Citizens. Black and Indigenous people have had to deal with this for hundreds of years before Trump was even born. This was always the Real America

Heh. Today is 2.6.26. Were my brother not having a wedding in a couple of weeks, I'd get married today for the memez

Who would you be if not for fear?

Oh man I miss Drafthouse

Love

Keep fucking around...the find out period is a doozy.

When you're lost and left in desperation, You build up hope but pain is all you know... ✨

Oh btw I'm done with that agitator. I don't actually have the patience this week I have real life to tend to

I made the most deeeeeelicious and pretty pork chops

Being in law school doesn't make you smart and it certainly doesnt make you smarter than me or anyone who follows me. Being disrespectful, rude and quite frankly unimaginatively naive is enough to make that clear

Just rent free like a mug

This you?

Rewatching Centaur World and boy do I not remember it hurting this bad.

The one kid with the Kill your Local Pedo shirt? I fucks with that kid hard. That shirt slaps on so many levels here.

BTW my autism post isn't feelings. It's based on what I know of all the different classrooms I was in (mil kid, I moved every 2 years or so) and my knowledge of current and past diagnosing criteria. Y'know...cuz my mom has Masters in Special Needs Education and I helped her study this phenomenon 🙄

Expose her and let her know what it feels like to be a social pariah.

Where are yall getting your fancy black dresses? Quickly preferably. I've had a like 7 in rotation for a while but I've lost too much weight to wear any of them it seems. =/ no time to tailor. Need it by 2/19

*sighs* I just signed an email to a client as Assley. ASSLEY. Formally tendering my resignation from society.

Gotta keep that herself in the country with that kid diddler she married.

D'you ever get a stupid idea in your head and then you can't do anything else until you get it out? 🎣

False positivity makes my balls itch. You can't mask your insults with "omg I hope you have DUCH A GOOD LIFE teehee" and expect people to not be annoyed with you. I'm autistic but not that autistic. After a while the patience runs out and I start swinging.

BLACKER. Happy Black History Month 🖤✊🏾

*pouts* My dragon hasn't bitten me ALL DAMN DAY

Alright lavender bunny suiters... Which oneaya was it?

Where are yall getting your fancy black dresses? Quickly preferably. I've had a like 7 in rotation for a while but I've lost too much weight to wear any of them it seems. =/ no time to tailor. Need it by 2/19

Lmao fuckin nerd. "Well ACKSHULLY, I'm this other diag so obviously you're wrong." is the most neckbear autistic response I have ever seen