My new favourite fact about anything

To be fair that's the make up of the current cabinet

Obviously, its not all down to him but football is about soul and feeling. You should be able to look at a player and feel that they fit the Spurs team / manager / ethos not because of data but simply because you can see it with your own eyes. Villa not exactly suffering since he left either.

This is the most dreadful nonsense I've read all week what is the matter with these joyless cunts

Looks like Robbie Keane is off the list now. The Spurs board can't sack a bloke who lost 3 nil at Forest and replace him with a bloke who lost 4 nil at Forest unless they're a bunch of incompetent fools. Oh hang on...

You couldn’t make it up!

Liz Truss waiting patiently by her phone for Reform to ring, not realising it's actually a penguin biscuit

Found some pictures on the laptop the protest held outside the NFL / concert venue former football ground on 15th May 2021. Nearly 5 years further down the line and things are even worse than those of us that were there predicted. And the same people still in overall control of Spurs.

You can really see Vlahovic losing sleep over this decision. Will it be £400k a week and Champions League football at Chelsea or less than half of that, no European football at all and yet another season of 'transition' in a club run by idiots with us. Hmm.. www.caughtoffside.com/2026/01/25/c...

Arsenal doing a fair impression of Spurs there. Struggle to create much, get ahead quite luckily and immediately give a comedy goal away.

Harvey Elliot must have made a wonderful impression on Emery. Even with all these midfield injuries he's still not putting him on. I reckon 67yo Gordon Cowans has more chance of getting on.😂

Whatever you think of whoever the head coach is at Spurs it is now 25th January, and just like last season the squad is decimated by injury. The owners have given the HC a 19yo in a position we already have 3 players and a midfielder who is a carbon copy of most of the other midfielders. #ENICOUT

Don't understand the thinking behind signing Robertson. A player clearly in decline or Liverpool would have extended his contract who'll be on big money and won't get the 'allowances' from the officials playing for Spurs he's enjoyed for the last few years.

No word from Mason, he’s still following up a report that Lammy drove through an amber light in 1992

The Telegraph heading "Losing pubs threatens the fabric of society. Disappearance of familiar landmarks has a deeply negative effect on residents' wellbeing" is spot on, but the impression that they were protected during the long period of Conservative govt is clearly nonsense.

So those two officials are either pro Red Cartel or anti City / Tottenham. Can't be any other logical explanation.

But still one of the greatest midfielders of all time.

Having seen the highlights, the PGMOL will be on the phone to last night's ref to tell him that Rodri is allowed to do what he got sent off for with impunity in the Premier League and to remember that if he ever does a City game again.

Can't forget being told Spurs only won the Europa League last season because we beat shit teams like Bodo/Glimt home and away. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

This bloke will be the one the Lewis Family select if they're ever forced by legislation to have a fan on the Spurs board.

I wonder which one of Chelsea, Liverpool, Man Utd, Man City or Arsenal will be buying him next January for £70m? Bournemouth sign midfielder Toth for £10.4m - www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Apparently one of the Senegal team whispered 'you know you've been linked with Spurs' in his ear moments before he took that penalty.

Looking at the newspaper review on Sky News tonight it seems strange how the media are happy to use the G word for what's happening in Iran but nobody's allowed to use it for what's been happening in Palestine.

From todays programme, Vinai's address. I don't enjoy being cynical but it just seems like a more detailed version of everything we've ever heard before as Spurs fans. Example, saying you want to pay competitive wages is easy but until they sign like a Guehi or Semenyo ahead of a City then meh.

Drop a great pair of eyes from a movie or TV show 👀

This was obviously one of the great nights at our beautiful old ground and Bale was fucking incredible but my favourite bit from these clips is how Pav broke his own stride to make a good cross into an absolute corker. www.facebook.com/share/r/1CM9...

Not difficult for City to get Semenyo over the line in January.

Incredible achievement by Spurs owners that supporters should feel like these two only 7 months after winning a European trophy. Must be a first in British football. First is original post, second one of the replies. #ENICOUT

Vinai showing Thomas Frank the budget the Lewis family have put aside for Spurs January window (includes wages)

It feels like I say this every year (because I do) but when either a Spurs employee or one of their client journalists trot out the old 'of course its difficult to do business in January' line, does nobody ever think 'well it doesn't seem difficult for City, Utd, Liverpool, Arsenal or Chelsea'

A goal from open play *feints*

RIP Chiv, Spurs Legend.

An improved bid apparently for just what the Spurs fans crave as we sit 13th and without a goal from open play in a month. A 19 year old Brazilian full back who's never played in Europe, let alone in the worlds toughest league.

Its taken the Lewis family/ENIC 25 years but they've finally got Spurs to where they want them to be. A money making monolith based in a world class concert venue. As long as there's no relegation, what happens on the pitch has little or no effect on their asset. I despise each & every one of them.

Thats nothing, we at Spurs have only have about 4 since November.

More attemps on goal in 10 seconds than we've had in the last four matches 😂 www.facebook.com/share/r/1GgK...

A couple of comments I've left on Spotify after listening to a couple of the usual podcasts I listen to. Screenshots due to the fact my apathy is so bad I can't be bothered to type them out again on here. Its @vftlpodcast.bsky.social & @thetottenhamway.bsky.social by the way.

We finally won a trophy, then got rid of the manager, captain, and winning goalscorer, just to make it clear that’s not how we do things around here.

Given that Solanke seems to be permanently injured and Richy while doing decent stuff this season is very injury prone, is it sensible to be selling the only other bloke that seemed to score more than a couple of goals in 2025? youtu.be/htX4X7-isAU?...

To all fellow supporters of the greatest football team on the planet, Tottenham Hotspur I wish you all a happy new year. As 2025 draws to a close we can safely say it was the maddest year in the history of our crazy, unique and beautiful football club.

Precisely zero. Not one of the current squad fit to even clean their boots.

I just can't fathom why Semenyo doesn't want to join us at Spurs. I mean who wouldn't want to join a bottom half side, playing crap football under a coach who'll be gone by March in a third empty stadium for the lowest wages on offer. Honestly, these footballers want everything.

Thomas Frank is doing press conferences like today because he'e never been in this position before, is under pressure and sadly out of his depth at Spurs. But don't blame him, blame the people that employed him in the first place. The same people that see our beautiful club as a commercial...

Please people share the fuck out of this.

The number 1 movie when you were ten years old will define your 2026.....

It would be the most Spurs thing ever if the Lewis family decided to finally start acting like 9th richest club in the world in a transfer window when barring the few weeks of Nuno and the half season of Sherwood they currently have the least qualified person in charge of the team they've ever had.

David Bowie released ‘Hunky Dory’ in the UK on this day in 1971.

Spurs will be offering the lowest salary and coming from the lowest league position. So the spin will be 'we tried for Semenyo but look we've got a 16 year old from the Belgian second division who'll be brilliant in 2031'. #ENICout #Lewisfamilyout

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Great. open.spotify.com/track/4PlEBj...