How my sext finds you:

something they teach us in school in Florida: if you are being chased by an alligator, run in a zig zag to confuse the alligator. though apparently you can also just run in a straight line until the alligator gets tired and stops chasing you. that also works.

touched grass today. saw some reptiles. i love this swamp even though it is sticky and the government sucks

same

Accidentally texted my dad that I was a little too fucked up and nauseous and might take a nap oops! he just said "sleep. You sound confused." To which I said "yeah agreed. This is not a normal occurrence whatsoever" I'm supposed to go bike riding with him on the trail tomorrow

I'm pretty sure this was the last firm I worked for. I only hope I'm not about to walk into that.

a story in two images

just got 100% on 5 reading comp passages (they were older ones tho)

Pope : with mercy and love and deep regret, i must call this a schismatic act Half of bluesky with their shirts off and earrings out ready to brawl outside applebees : GET THEIR ASSES WOOOOO

I just found out that I got approved for a ground beef loan, so it looks like the July 4 cookout will be on this year after all.

half the people on this website

Dentist cancelled on me today haha yikes

I'll be honest I have never watched Infowars so I have no idea how good of a parody this is but I do quite enjoy it

I know in this case oxy means oxygen but

I don't believe your menu options have recently changed, actually.

LSAT question of the day. Best of your ability, no cheating, will reveal the answer when I feel like it, y'all know the drill.

Without downloading any new pics, what's it like being in a relationship with you:

Had a gas station employee card me and say I don't look like my ID picture. Havent had someone say that to me since I updated it when I was very early in my transition. Feels nice.

i have been thinking about getting into tutoring the LSAT. maybe it would be good for me and i could make some money doing it.

untimed RC. Took me 48 minutes :(

lol McDonald's offered me a job. I interviewed there well over a month ago. it was the one that seemed super promising but they kept saying my background check hadn't cleared yet

what do I do if teeth pain, no dental insurance?? i rly rly don't want to relapse again and it hasn't gotten bad enough yet to where that's a possibility but I know how this goes and teeth pain was the cause of my last 2 relapses and I CANNOT relapse right now I am about to start this job

I think I am having teeth pain again... I do not have dental insurance. I don't want to relapse again, but holy shit this pain

I always feel bad when some DSA volunteer calls me up nervous as shit Like dude... I get it, trust me, I get it, but I'm not gonna yell at you. Worst I'll do is tell you I have no money. Promise.

there seems to be this software that records your screen and creates an SOP, that the paralegal she just hired recommended to her ...is this gonna steal my job

well it looks like I am going to have to learn about AI tools for job. haha hahahahha fuck

SCOTUS rules 5-4 against eating kittens. Kavanagh, concurring in part and dissenting in part, says that such animals are a snack, not a meal. Thomas and Gorsuch, in their dissent, assert that it is within executive’s power to declare that cats of any age are rabbits, thus fair game.

re: trans people in sports - the SCOTUS decision is bad. it should be decided on a case by case basis. but anyone on either side making this specific issue their top priority can't see the forest for the trees. i don't mean thinking it's important, i don't mean trans rights generally /1

if you're trans, you have to live. one day you can live to see these guys all die.

talking to people about the new job and people keep recommending me books intended for COOs oh God what have I gotten myself into

make this man take the LSAT again and release the score publicly

This is a less terrifying version of wasp in the flight deck

I’m okay with plot in movies but only if it advances the sex scenes

i cannot remember if I have taken my medication or not I guess I'll do a LR drill to check once I'm at the kava bar

When a doctor prescribes a medication that needs to be taken continuously for the foreseeable future, the patient should receive an indefinite prescription. Especially if it's a drug with extremely low potential for abuse.

talked to a kind redditor who does legal ops and now I think I understand what the job is. feeling a bit better about it but wondering if I bit off more than I can chew

LSAT question of the day. As always, please answer to the best of your ability without looking up the answer. I will reveal the answer after I feel like enough people have responded. This is the one LR question I missed on my PT today.

rrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR >:(

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Froggy :)

Thinking I might take a PT today

thanx dirt :)

I got my doctor to fill out the form for 150% time instead of 200% time but I missed the accomodations haha FUCK i mean I'm not completely fucked, my last test I did without accoms because I was afraid they wouldn't give me the new form but hahahahhaha FUCK

yoga was less bad today, probably because the AC was actually working properly and it wasn't unintentional hot yoga

LSAT question of the day. Please answer this question to the best of your ability without looking up the answer. I got this one right, and honestly thought it was easy, but it has the lowest % of people getting it correct I've ever seen on 7sage.

R E A L

This sounds like one of those passphrases made up of unrelated words. Or the list of words they give you on the Montreal Cognitive Exam (the one that Trump always brags about, which I actually took when I was 19)

It's true