I'd have preferred fresh leeks actually???

WHERE

"This is one of the few places where the public participate in a institution that really matters" Labour peer Baroness Kennedy criticises the government’s decision to scrap jury trials for crimes with sentences of less than three years. #Newsnight

got diagnosed with ADHD combined type this morning and now im wondering if that's what of The Best Both Worlds is about?? Hannah Montana please confirm

Change one letter, ruin a candy. Hairy Milk

jon.me.uk was hoarded for 15 years by a domain reselling company and now I'm gonna hoard it for my Bluesky handle and probably not much else 😍

crazy that limescale makes my coffee machine incontinent (leak water from the coffee hole when i use the steaming wand)

it's always a good day to self host things, but especially when AWS throws a major wobbly

a diva never dies

EE charging £1.50 for spam call filtering on top of the most batshit contract prices to begin with is wild

I finally cleaned up my messy cablework

NEW FUTURAMA

holy moly

these must've come from some big fish hands

lol

hottest apple event in years

Following complaints, the government have announced the next emergency alert will have an updated sound.

me

ocado is kinda slay???

imagine if I got paid for all the time I spent ruminating

I keep pressing the amazon haul button by accident so I zapped it away with adguard ⚡️😭

Or a victory of institutions and the law over mob rule?

why is my new inhaler so ugly

accessible toilets deserve bigger mirrors 😡

the wording for this is so weird considering the only thing I didn't provide was the money

it is v early but I’ve been awake since 4 but my xbox controller’s play and charge kit battery is refusing to hold a charge and I’m so glad I got an Xbox. On PlayStation that would mean buying a new controller, but all I needed is some nice cheap already in the drawer AA batteries 😍

this lemon tastes funny :/

hun I’m trying :(

good night boosky 👻

gonna miss u resident alien :((((

party girl

magdalena bay released imaginal disk almost a year ago and im still rly grateful thank u

ted danson

I read every word beginning to end twice and I do not understand what her issue is or why she’s so angry at Gen Z. The last paragraph in particular is just ??? what? ?

I don't understand why you would retract your recognition if Israel agrees a ceasefire 🤔, somebody explain that to me. www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cd... UK will recognise Palestinian state in September unless Israel meets certain conditions, Starmer says - live updates - BBC News

morrisons mounjaro 🫨🫨🫨

not resident alien 😭😭😭😭

Liquid Glass is actually kinda underwhelming. Their last major refresh with iOS 7 was a huge overhaul but this just feels kinda half arsed

I installed iOS 26 on my iPhone and I wish I could use it on my foldy Magic V3 😭 apple foldable hurrY UP

im so with Tove Lo on needing a kick in the head this morning wow

we need a new word to replace “enshittification.” the word itself has become enshittified

Deliver Another Day (you were in but we didn't knock)

woke up 20 minutes ago and can't get back to sleep 👁️👄👁️

I got an LG Ultrafine 5K for £100 on Vinted wtf

I was wrong: my leg is skinnier too!!

my phone is showing me these from when I sold my Lumia 1020 and miss it so much 😭

hoes pipe ban :(

fruit shortcakes are heavily underrated

do i really need a new phone or do I just need a new wallpaper and case