My grandma, upon seeing Shaq walking through the dining room of the Ritz Carlton Rancho Mirage (much to the excitement of the rest of us at the table): "I didn't know they let people like that in places like this." 🤦🏽‍♀️

How the hell are we supposed to tell these dude apart? They all look like Ben Affleck

Only a dozen personal trips since February! 🙄🖕🏼

You guys led me to believe it was 2-0, not 3-0. So disappointed

Heads up: YouTube TV is giving a $20 credit to subscribers over the Disney/ESPN mess, but you have to actually go into the settings to claim it. This is not a spam tweet, the settings page link is here: tv.youtube.com/settings/ser...

Hey @billh.bsky.social I hope that Louisville loss was useful

How about those damn Golden Bears?!? 💙🐻💛

A review of health records from more than 130,000 adults found that people who used melatonin for a year or longer were significantly more likely to develop heart failure, be hospitalized for it, or die from any cause within five years.

Nando going insane

Excellent work, Google

Signature gatherer at the market today tried to get me to sign a petition to get a voter ID law on the ballot "so that we can vote it down" and I'm like, my brother that is a TERRIBLE idea. Voting it down does nothing to prevent it becoming law later, and we just re-approved prison slavery LAST YEAR

I understand why we shut down American airspace for a few days after 9-11 to avoid a repeat attack but imagine shutting down American airspace to avoid releasing the Epstein files.

Imma gonna go get me a sandwich 🥪

The damn Tillamook Butternaise is already sold out?!!!!

She has been an incredibly effective advocate for San Francisco - we will miss her outsized influence. I hope she enjoys a happy and peaceful retirement

This article is an absolute trip. I cannot imagine a life without real memory

Now that's a fuckin RESULT

BREAKING: Colorado voters approved a ballot measure that would raise state income taxes on higher-earning households to fund free meals for all public school students. Follow AP for live updates.

I love you California

Another ficus eats a vehicle. Their appetite is bottomless 🌳

Y'all it launches Thursday, and it ships with two packs of cheddar slices and a spreader. Take my money now. shop.tillamook.com/collections/...

Tickets for the Super Bowl concert series they keep announcing start at $850 for a general admission ticket for Sting, $950 GA for the Killers and $610 for a corner balcony seat for Chris Stapleton. Nuts

This article is somewhat reassuring about the lack of long-term negative impacts at Yosemite from the shutdown (gift link) www.sfchronicle.com/travel/artic...

Put in Treinen you cowards

Bo knows dingers!

I love Pope Bob more by the day

Making some Frankenstein RKTs for a party tonight

If SNAP benefits pause on Nov 1, Gopuff is offering $50 in free groceries (up to $10M total) for SNAP customers. Add your EBT card in-app. Please share this with others if you can 🫶🏽

That's quite the diamond ring behind Koufax

I love this. It would absolutely do numbers in a big office building. Also, their pasta is great! www.sfchronicle.com/food/restaur...

That was bullshit

Why couldn’t kershaw have done that?

that was such a ball 🤦🏻‍♀️

Oh this should be good #Kershaw

we want kershaw!

HEY YOU CAN JUST WALK HIM YOU KNOW

Props to that camera dude for the giant hop out of the way

Blake Treinen coming through as usual. More of that please!

OK 🤷🏽‍♀️

Currently having lunch in a restaurant absolutely chock full of uncles, never been happier

Got a little overexcited.

All of them but Nashville

Why is there a halftime show at the baseball? I am so confused

You're welcome, @billh.bsky.social

DOINK

There's so much that is wild about this, but the shit they ask for is just so dumb. Single sex showering facilities -- there are co-end dorms! With co-end bathrooms, and individual stall, but sex-mingled showers! And there have been for 40+ years! GTFO

I fucking LOVE Dodgerfreude season

Andre looking like a smokeshow here

How and why do newspaper digital teams keep coming up with the most irritating and intrusive features seemingly designed to make you just close the tab? This fucking “next article” button over the current article is example 9,567,832