So I checked the waiver wire in my fantasy hoops league to see who has the best stats over the past 7 days. It's Pat Spencer and his brother Cam, and their stats are uncannily similar.

He’ll play through it… once Steph comes back.

Too many funny subplots in this game: - Tirico and Collinsworth saying "MarioTAH" like two guys who definitely got a pronunciation lesson from a Commanders staffer yesterday but ran too far with it - MarioTAH nearly losing the game with his decision to run late - Deebo and Jake Moody reunited

Isaiah with a touchdown? Unlikely.

It's impossible to tell if the crowd is even into this. The same cannot be said for Jack White's halftime show in Detroit.

Thanks CBS, I was just thinking that the only way to make Thanksgiving better was for Dana White to yell at us at halftime.

How many people watching that said, “Wait, he’s the OHHH OH OH OH OH OHHHHHHH guy?”

Q: Buddy with another zero-point game… NBCSBA: (immediately cuts away from Kerr’s postgame news conference)

Starting to think at this point Podz is who he is. He provides some value but the massive leap that he and Lacob have been kinda/sorta promising isn’t coming.

Been a lot of cheap shots and spitting this season throughout the league

This has been some hilariously bad quarterback play on both sides. Bryce Young (28 yards on 10 attempts) has somehow arguably been worse than Brock Purdy.

It's now at the point that Niners fans are shrieking every time Brock Purdy lets a throw fly across the middle of the field.

$53 million per season for Brock Purdy, huh

People actually thought the Raiders were getting a competitive advantage because Tom Brady talked to some coaches before doing mediocre commentary on games.

I'm still trying to comprehend what the New York Giants just did.

I thought it was a bad idea to pay Brock Purdy $50M+/year because he's had three arm injuries, so I admit my reasoning was wrong on this one.

What a disastrous year for Jauan Jennings. Once he started complaining he became one of the team's worst players.

The Sharks were a lot more entertaining than the Warriors tonight.

It isn’t a Niners game without a serious injury.

Refs trying to protect Jaxson Dart from himself. Weak call.

Appreciate the 49ers' defense learning their lesson from last week. Just let the opposing offense score quickly so you aren't on the field as long.

Joe Davis pretending to be impartial is one of my favorite subplots of this World Series.

Today’s NFL slate was bad enough to make one wonder how this sport became the national pastime.

The Niners draft a running back every year and none of them do anything. Isaac Guerendo is entrenched in the doghouse and Jordan James is inactive every week. Maybe Kyle should stop drafting running backs.

The Skyy Moore experiment is working out exactly the way everyone expected. Poorly

Mac Jones isn't a top-tier QB but he is tough. The offensive line isn't great, the receivers are below average and he seems like he can barely walk, but he still makes plays.

If I'm Demeco, I'm not letting Stroud throw another pass today. The Niners are thin up front and the Niners are a Stroud INT away from stealing a game they have no business winning.

Jauan Jennings is having one of the worst contract years I can remember. He might be out of the league next year at this rate.

Stroud just faked a handoff to no one and it didn't matter

The least surprising stat ever, mixed with Fox’s sad injury piano heading to a commercial break

The Niners didn't even care about this game but the Texans are doing their best to squander it lol

Passing yards Texans: 184 Niners: 9

At this point, the Niners' main goal might be to get out of this game without losing Mac Jones to an injury caused by subpar o-line play. Quick throws, screens, etc. That's probably why they didn't throw Brock in there. Houston's defense is so good.

This seems like the first, "Oh yeah, the 49ers really miss Fred Warner" game.

Jake Moody is consistent

He's been playing hurt all season, like most of the 49ers' best players.

Jauan Jennings said he has five broken ribs. Not one. Five. I haven't seen a team this injured since I started watching sports.

Back to cynicism. No need to trade for anyone now.

Mac Jones is totally injured but not being able to hold onto the ball whenever he gets hit is not optimal.

Tony Romo is openly rooting for the Bucs in this game lol

The Niners came into this season top-heavy, as everyone has noted. Weird that the only superstars who haven't missed time are McCaffrey and Trent.

Pretty sure the Niners are cursed in the 21st century.

I’ve been 100% cynical about the Niners since early last season. The energy from before was gone. I’m no longer cynical. They aren’t a great team right now, but they’re 4-1, 3-0 in the division. They like playing together again. The NFC is beatable. Rookies are making plays. They can contend.

What an enormous win. Mac Jones rejuvenated his career. The defense came through when it counted without Bosa and pretty much proved to Kyle and Lynch that they should trade for a real pass rusher to bolster them. Their top receiver was Kendrick freaking Bourne. And Alfred Collins' play was the key.

They absolutely stuffed that. What a weak play call by Sean McVay. All that nonsense for that?!

If the Niners have ever had a positive doink before tonight, I can't remember it.

Skyy Moore is the 49ers' new Ronnie Bell. Whenever the ball is anywhere near him, you expect the worst.

Moorstead is a beast. He knows this team can't cover punts and puts his life on the line with enthusiasm at age 49 or whatever he is.

Early submission for play of the 49ers' season by Alfred Collins. What a ridiculously clutch play by the rookie.

What?!?! I was told Piñiero couldn’t hit anything over 50! Better late than never on replacing Moody, I guess.