the most tolerable episode of fallon ever

got a 12 hour ban on snowflake ass X for being mean about chris jones sucking

one of my possies is limping :( le sigh. nature is cruel

watched an armadillo frolic under the stars, it fixed all my problems

could you imagine getting a new job, improving numbers +300% minimum in just a few short weeks, and being told you're costing them too much and taking too long to do it. could you just imagine!!!

hate when my possies are late for dinner, i worry for their fat little asses

my opossum is an hour late for his nightly din-dins 💔

i fear the chiefs may be cooked this year

the bright spot is, this game can't go worse than the super bowl. right?

ugh, that sucked. poor worthy.

opalite eyes 🤩

my porch spider has been missing for two nights now :( she was getting so thicc, i hope she's missing for pregnancy reasons

the whole Swiftie skyline pulling up on October 3rd like

updated my pfp/header and i'm quite tickled with myself

"I've never been so engulfed in the curiosity of who you were" so happy for my personal & very close best friend taylor swift 😭

he wants... a very specific otter

travis this, killa that.. ok but JASON'S love and admiration for taylor makes me soooo sparkly eyed

LOOOOVEEEE the title, bring on showtay

people who love the color orange have never been more up!!!

+ 12 minutes

donated blood today! almost passed da fukk out!!

Look you just have to make the cool weird shit that excites you. You must. In this world besieged by bland, scrubbed boring, computer slop, you must. Make the thing you’re embarrassed to make, the thing that feels “too much” because otherwise we get drowned in a sea of cowardly work made by a button

do people who take skyrizi call themselves skyrizzlers because they really should

i'm loving the new king of the hill season

so much chatgpt in my local city's online communities, i'm so fucking sick of reading it

If AI has haters, I'm one of them. If AI has only one hater, it's me. If AI has no haters, I'm dead.

there will never be a show as good as the x-files ever again

a new sci-fi western could heal me right now

should i cut bangs before my 2nd, in-person interview? teehee

not my coffee hitting THAT way, right as i'm about to have a phone interview for a job!

when i was a kid i never realized why my parents slathered their pizza in red pepper, but now I get that they were in their 30s and just needed to feel something

I wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before they make you leave

i had a dream last night that katy perry & mgk were dating. thoughts?

ocean acidification is happening at rates faster than expected, the survival of human beings and most life on earth is doomed for the foreseeable future 🤗☀️🥰

Thinking of Greta Thunberg (and co) and those being attacked by ICE in LA. Lot of horrible stuff going on right now but also A LOT of people standing up for what's right.

Our Lord and Savior as gorgeous as always outside and in

who's the real astronaut now?

“Women are too emotional to be leaders”

trump being in the epstein files is the biggest non-secret secret, tell us something we DON'T already have photographic evidence for 🙄

if you care about trans people, do not watch the new jk rowling show. don’t even hate watch it or you will be funding this new intentionally transphobic organization. we cannot allow hateful people take away more of our rights

there will be no reputation, there will just be explanation

clowned so hard for rep tv she unannounced it

all the other legitimate concerns of chatGPT aside... why does it always have to sound like such a goody two-shoes DORK???!!! embarassing!

NORTHERN LIGHTS: Take my picture! Please! I don't look great now but the photos will be spectacular, bursts of green and pink! Take as many photos as you can! THE MOON: Do not take my photo, if you little apes dare to photograph me I will be so tiny, I swear to god I will make myself so goddamn tiny

no way we got a new pope before rep tv

i miss taylor swift

please Canada, don't make the same mistake that the US did 😭😭 I need some hope for our future

poor pope. died because he let jd vance talk to him and jd didn't even say thank you

the rehearsal s2e1 was ✨️amazing✨️. nathan fielder is completely unhinged and i never know exactly wtf I'm looking at and I love it