fubby on my mind

who up

shit got me feeling like spongebob. IM READY!!!

@videogames1000000.bsky.social You win! You are going to die!

Making money.

PLLLEEEEASSEEEEE!!!

Original NES Mario Fact: ICE is a bunch of dumb fuck MAGA republicans who peaked in middle school and have so much testosterone induced anger that they take it out on any minority they see. #nintendofacts #gamingfriday

blue sky

I NEED A BADDIE NOW!!!!! 😭😭😭😭

PLEEEEASEEEE

fuck j.k rowling and her stupid ass fuckass books #thuglife #happysaturday

One of my lucky followers will be randomly selected and stoned to death! Best of luck! <3

footjon

Family Guy Fun Fact: Jobs shouldn't be endurance tests.

I NEED A BADDIE #ASAP

cheesevurger.. 🤤

gender reveal parties are the weirdest shit

CHARLIE DOWN!!! #staywinning

I need a baddie in my life.. 💔

Adventure Time Fun Fact: Trans people are the modern equivalent of what satanic panic was in the late 70s and 80s.

me vs the fnaf scooping room, who would win

fuck crystal castles

Don’t be afraid to share your writing. There are six Sharknado movies.

call these bitches flowey the way the photoshop is too much..

fuck crystal castles

Gravity Falls Fun Fact: Did you know that if you stop buying goods from multi-million dollar corporations, the likelihood of them continuing to artificially inflate the prices of goods will drastically decrease?

the go to hell challenge

if i see one more company bootlicking ai i might book a flight to their headquarters and disembowel myself in front of the ceo

trans person who wants to adopt: "can I be transparent with you?"

thinking about mold

smokin that expansion pack

superspeed butthole learning

Man, I'm hungry! I could really go for a limited time Hot Honey McCrispy from McDonald's right about now! #ad #mcdonaldspartner

why did none of you like this... do you hate me??

AGGHHHH IM TOO RICH

hit the blinkerton so hard im seeing stars

bluhb buull bulleb bluuuuub guuukg guuk guk guk guk ooooog ooooglaga moooo asga assaga assaga omph omph omph Person moodle oel oel oel eel eel 555.... 666... 777...

call me a magician the way I make my opps disappear

Imagine being in the moroccan desert getting zooted off the geek bar

pranked the opps so hard they thought i was joey salads

inshallah we will get this paper 💰

moshing so hard the catacombs crumble

when the grindcore goes crazy but the band uses gore as the cover art

RAP NEWS: Kendrick Lamar released his new album, "DAMN." following the three singles he released prior.

hit the weed pen so hard it uninstalled the neuralink

mustard this mustard that when are you gonna muster up the courage to get some bitches... damn... 💔

shit got me feeling like spongebob. IM READY!!!

I dont even give a d🖕mn

Kaboom!

Mold