my viral youtube idea, eating challenge i eat food i like for 7 days

if i see one more company bootlicking ai i might book a flight to their headquarters and disembowel myself in front of the ceo

comment your favorite white person

disgusted with myself, repenting with a meal of sawdust and glowstick fluid

favorite thing recently is excusing any behavior with “it’s a (day of the week) (time of day), cut them some slack”

in need a medium for my fucked up ideas but everything requires bare minimum effort or more

when will he stop eating

free my cousin 🙏 he’s glum and blue

I wish pickpocketing was a more popular crime

attention all alcohol: do NOT give me liver cirosis, i am not your plaything

hotline miami mod themed around undertale called hotland miami

rhett and link have had bad days in their life :(

getting into mixology and becoming a bartender so i can poison the people who’s drink orders i deem moronic

do you guys want live location updates every 30 minutes or does the mystery of my location make it more fun

making mean faces at my cat occasionally so he knows how to stand up to The Man later in his life

superpower idea: you can only speak in postal guy voice lines

superpower idea: ability to reverse yourself mid sentence when talking so you sound like a ytp lol

watching mre videos grasping at the screen cause im hungree as fuck

starting a new thing called “dope ass textures from games” starting strong with an all timer of fireblu from DOOM (1993)

been a while since ive actually posted a photo. heres lake tahoe from my trip to norcal all the way back in 2018

sfm animation of kennedy’s assassination with tf2 mercenaries

having friends with fursonas is so cool. i like thinking of people as fun little critters and not as humans who face hardship and sadness because it makes me sad :(

why is the softest side of the blanket never the one you’re meant to have

cool titles are disappearing; no one is a philosopher anymore

underground railroad for those poor balloons with faces in satisfying videos

when i have more than enough in my cup to satisfy my thirst, life is at its peak. but when i have barely not enough instead, a special feeling inside me grows a little stronger

people dont find women hot anymore

zonked out on that daedric kush. woke up in oblivion to hermaeus mora rolling a fat daedric dart. clavicus vile is on the floor already. mehrunes is a small pile of gore.

addressing an a-10 warthog from halo as adrian warthog

shesez boundary break episode on a human skull

my wolf watches over me everyday... protecting me from the anti-believers... the world isnt ready for my spree......

you could give me the most basic ass recipe for the most basic ass food, but the moment it becomes “blank character’s homemade blank” im all over it im too easily swayed by the corporate veil

i think the beatles would collectively fuck up a box of haegan daaz ice cream bars

called my girl up for some mancala and she blocked me. didn’t know she gin rummy’d like that

doing an anonymous interview where i sit in the dark part of the room but I keep readjusting myself and showing my face

*taps you with my beak* glass

more media should make use of flag semaphore

what happened to cool ass book names and authors? slaughterhouse five by kurt vonnegut? holy fuck

when will advertisers get it through their heads that slurping and eating sounds in my fucking ear make me so much less likely to buy your product

really hate the usage of “remarkable” for things, especially alongside other adjectives. something is “remarkably uninteresting?” clearly not, you’re able to remark on it. fuck everything

i fail to realize how detrimental i am to myself. like i worry about something like a headache, get stressed over it, experience the negative effects of stress, go “yup, must be related to that headache” and then ouroboros myself into a stress cycle where it gets continually worse each time

theres some fun words i think need to be used more to describe people. bring back calling people "beasts" for doing something cool, that shit was ultimate

what is with food content creators and talking about sex all the time? stop saying you banged my mom and just make the macaroni that kills me, thanks

as the coders say or whatever, hello world