The very fact that Donald Trump exists is proof positive that a God doesn't.

The egg (for obvious reasons) symbolises birth, fertility and all creation. In many traditions, the egg is a symbol for the universe as a whole. 🥚🥚 Anyhow, pass me the Cadburys Mini Eggs!

It is also a major symbol for fertility and abundance as the hare can conceive again while still pregnant. 🐇🐇🐇🐇 The hare is also a symbol of pagan lunar goddesses, which is why the festivals of Eostre / Ostara follow the cycles of the full moon, and not a specific date. 🌝

(It is from Eostre that the naming of the fertility hormone Eostrogen comes) Goddess Ostara has the head of a hare (the origins of the Easter bunny), and in pagan tradition the hare was believed to die daily in order to be reborn (as was the moon) - thus the Hare is a symbol of immortality.

Your annual reminder that the origins of 'Easter' have sod all to do with some dude on a cross - The term "Easter" is derived from the Anglo-Saxon / Germanic goddess Eostre / Ostara, who was honoured in the month of April with festivals to celebrate fertility, renewal and re-birth.

may this define her for the rest of her life. she was willing to stoop this low and still got fired. girl, bye.

NEW ANALYSIS: Record wind and solar generation saved UK from gas imports worth £1bn in March 2026 📈Wind+solar were up 22% year-on-year in March to a record high for the month ⛴️This avoided the need for gas imports worth £1bn at current high prices www.carbonbrief.org/...

Does this mean we've got the green light to nail the prick to a plank of wood? *checks Amazon for crucifixion nails*

The King is one of the richest men in the world - a billionaire monarch who costs the country £500m a year. Why is he given a free pass from paying taxes? Scottish Greens will end the King’s tax breaks and perks in Scotland and make the super-rich pay their fair share.

Oh Fillipo Ganna!

I would implore the social media team at @afc.co.uk to stay away from their keyboards until after 12 noon. I'm just not in the mood for their 'japes' at the moment.

It's easy to see why we're in such a poor state at this moment in time, if people at the club have been wasting precious man-hours on this nonsense. The list of UEC member clubs is a who's who of 'who the fuck are they?'

Eddie Marsan: “I grew up in the east end when the NF & BNP walked down Bethnal Green road… terrorising our Black & Asian neighbours. Reform is the same old crap. 100%.” Listen to the people who’ve seen it before. Don’t let them rewrite history. #bbclaurak

Nurse! Mad Liz hasn't taken her meds again!

I've spent the best part of 30 years hoping Scotland would qualify for another World Cup, and now I'm just a little envious of Wales, Northern Ireland and the Republic of Ireland. Of all the finals we could have qualified for, why did it have to be THIS one. 🙁

I once saw Nuclear Suicide Vest supporting King Kurt at The Venue in Aberdeen.

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I know that Carlton Kirby has his 'fans', but I'm now watching the Volta a Catalunya with the sound off. Minute after minute of unfunny, tedious babble.

Officially worried now.😟

I see Question Time has reached its inevitable endgame. It was bound to happen.

The recoloured badge aside, the new Scotland change shirt is the best we've had in years, and the adidas trefoil is back! A big thumbs up from me 👍, but I shudder to think how much it'll cost 😬

The very best of luck to the guy. He navigated us through some tricky times, and I hope he goes on to do good things in management in the future. He'll always be welcome in AB24 as far as I'm concerned.

The Donald J. Trump Institute of Peace, Washington DC

Great ride from Tom Pidcock at Milano - Torino 🚴‍♂️

Happy 75th Birthday Dennis the Menace 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥 ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥

Another vile peadophile is sent to jail for 24 years. Like 88% of Sex offenders in the UK he is White. All the usual anti-peadophile and 'rape gang' people will be silent. All they actually care about is pushing racism to try get votes.

£600K, or 15 'Rayners'.

Can this be a solution?

Let's go with this for now...

The fkn Boat Race... just one thing that the Uk public won't miss from their tv schedules in the slightest. Next, get rid of Trooping the Colour and the Lord Mayors Show, and witness 'the gammons' self-combust. Now THAT I would watch.

The finest take down of the institution of monarchy and "class" and the grasping, greedy, venal, entitled, and very stupid people it enables that you will read today or any day. www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...

Commentators at Ibrox: "No-one wants to see these kinds of scenes" Everyone else: This is EXACTLY what we want from an OF game.

There seems to be a pile-on happening to Peter Leven in the aftermath of tonights shambolic defeat. He may not be the solution, but he sure as hell isn't the reason. He heads a management 'team' with 2 other guys who have managed clubs in their own right. Who do the players look to for leadership?

Well played Vittorio Angelone 👏🏻👏🏻 Penny Mourdant is fkn raging. 😂 #TheLastLeg

You know what to do

He's going to declare one of his idiot offspring as the new Shah of Iran, isn't he?

I cannot listen to Kemi Badenoch on BBC Breakfast without the overwhelming urge to rip the television off the wall and hurl it into the street. 😡

Aberdeen FC need to pay close attention to what is happening at Spurs. Poor decisions year after year at boardroom level, bad player recruitment, and a revolving door to the managers office is heading towards potential catastrophe. Sound familiar?

Why on earth would Schwarz risk taking on this spineless shower of shite? Oh, hud on....

5 minutes we held out for. 5 lousy minutes.

“The key idea is that instead of public revenue being raised by taxing income from labour or economic activity [it should be] raised by taxing wealth.” 🔗 www.theguardian.com/environment/...

Board of Peace - Season 1

History may be about to repeat itself.......

Reeves and Starmer would rather the royals got more cash than our public services. It's us vs the elites. #AbolishTheMonarchy

NEWS! Donald Trump awarded FIFA War Prize

He's such an invertibrate jelly.