Chris Hoy - the man's a fucking giant.

Well, whoopee-fucking-doo.

If you laugh, YOU'RE BANNED.

LOL

I'm ashamed to admit that I thought he was already deid. A Scottish comedy legend.

chill out mate, it's only some carols yeah?

Two villains, one goal - the cover of the latest issue of German magazine Der Spiegel.

Ugh, does this mean I have to like Ineos now?

The Govt is undertaking the Timms review, assessing whether PIP is “fair and fit for the future”. But what if we could learn lessons from a nation within the UK that had successfully implemented a new adult disability benefit just three years ago? 🤔 www.resolutionfoundation.org/publications...

New map update

back in the day when Christmas was Chrismtas

That World Cup draw is so typically Scotland. It's not the same if you don't play against the Brazilians, there's a chance to right a 28 year old wrong against Morocco, and Haiti assume the role of Costa Rica as our nightmare diddy team. Standard.

Haiti, that'll be embarrassing 😳

I've had nowhere nearly enough to drink to be able to watch this shite. #WorldCupDraw

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, JUST MAKE THE FUCKING DRAW!!! #WorldCup2026

Looking forward to the World Cup draw, but there's NO FECKING WAY I'll be tuning in until after that toadying wee prick Infantino has presented Trump with his 'peace' prize. Even then, we've only got tax-exile Rio Ferdinand to look forward to. Maybe just follow it by text update? 'Mon Scotland!

Once a symbol of unity and hope across Europe, the Eurovision Song Contest has been turned into a pink-washing front for war criminals in Israel. After today's decision, there must be a global boycott of Eurovision.

Well, this is a shite start to the day.

There are lots to choose from, but this is possibly / probably my favourite track from the great man.

My loon's u8 team are playing at half time. We stay down here, he's a massive dons fan, season ticket holder, fighting the good fight behind enemy lines. He'll be coming on/off from the away stand while his pals are in home end. Would mean the world to him if the dandies give him a good reception.

This is such a staggeringly, monumentally stupid statement, that just thinking about it is making my brain hurt. But what the f*ck has christianity (or any other faith for that matter) got to do with government fiscal policy anyway?

24 days of stoppage time seems a touch excessive.

Reeves’ problem is obvious: you can’t iron out the imbalances in an economy as unequal as ours only using the tax system. The rich don’t just have too much wealth; they have too much power – and they’re using it to capture our democratic institutions. substack.com/home/post/p-...

What? Mani? Aw for fuck sake. 😢

🚨 NEW: The UK saw the largest increase in relative child income poverty of 37 high-income countries between 2013 and 2023, an increase of 34%, new research from UNICEF UK shows. If the two-child limit stays in place, child poverty will continue to rise. Is this really a record we want?

Trump vs The BBC. Love or loathe the BBC, recent events have put the UK's journalistic sovereignty in peril. www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCMn...

God, there's a face you could never tire of punching.

#HMHB Peel Session 10/11/1985. Tracklisting: D'ye Ken Ted Moult? /Arthur's Farm / Dukla Prague Away Kit /Trumpton Riots / Ol'Tige (Jim Reeves over) youtu.be/LcV0If0HU7k?...

That's an impressive first interview, and I hope Lutz's infectious enthusiasm spreads throughout the club, the city, and beyond. You can see why @raecomm.bsky.social was so keen that he came to AFC. Vorwärts und aufwärts!

"Road racing in the UK — it’s withering on the vine a bit" A standout season for Handsling-Alba — built on a development-first ethos — yet Bob Lyons warns that without urgent reform, British racing will struggle to keep the talent it produces. thebritishcontinental.co.uk/2025/11/17/b...

Personally, I'd send Aouchiche back to Wearside in January to give Clarkson more game-time.

After the Hitler news, Thursday just seems to be wall-to-wall knob gags.

What with that, AND being one bollock down, no wonder he was perpetually angry.

😂

"Coup d’Twat" 😂

The science of storytelling with author and humanist Kurt Vonnegut 😅❤️ Kurt was born #OnThisDay 1922.

Starmer's climate vandalism continues. Our planet needs action, not warm words from politicians. 🌍 #COP30

The UK lost £11 BILLION to multinational corporations cheating on their taxes from 2016 to 2021. Who's robbed us? Our govts know— they have the tax records— but have kept them from the public due to a US-backed global gag order. #NameTheTaxCheaters Report from @taxjustice.net 👉 bit.ly/taxjustice25

The Angles and the Saxons themselves were immigrants from Northern Germany in the 3rd / 4th centuries. So, unless Alex Jones can demonstrate that he's descended from an ancient Pictish / Celtic tribe of pre-Roman times, he can shut his stupid racist pie-hole.

If you listen closely, you can actually hear Sarah Pochin's piss boiling.

🚨NEW - Train hero who saved passengers during attack confuses racists by being a Muslim Click for more: open.substack.com/pub/mrhenrym...

Hannan and Frost in the Telegraph. Sunak in the Times. Kwasi Kwarteng in the iPaper. Johnson in the Mail. Gove editing the Spectator. Farage everywhere. All of them shamelessly honking out their ‘Listen to me!’ garbage, as the country flails around in the unbelievable mess they’ve made. Nauseating.

Aw, apparently Willie Young's deid. I still remember him hurling his shirt at Jimmy Bonthrone after getting hooked with us 3-0 down, and striding up the track to the tunnel, while Alickie tried to placate him. Was out the door within days...😂

● Andrew Windsor remains 8th in the line of succession. ●King Charles III will privately fund his new living arrangements despite Andrew being very rich indeed ● Actually we don't know how wealthy Andrew is because his mother's will is sealed for 90+ years ● Sleep well serfs. ● Know your place.

L.....O.....and I can't stress this enough.....L

Switching 2p from National Insurance to Income Tax could raise £6 billion while protecting workers’ pay packets. Here's what you need to know 👇 👇 👇