“I said it’s good of Nigel Farage to speak out about the murder of Henry Nowak. What did I say Roy?” “You said he’s a cynical piece of shit who’s exploiting a tragedy to spread hatred and division”

NEWS! Nigel Farage lured back into Parliament by £5m cheque attached to fishing line newsthump.com/2026/06/02/n...

It turns out, just when you think Farage couldn't be a more odious piece of racist shit, he's more than happy to prove you wrong.

Billy Gilmour out of WC2026.🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Absolutely gutted for the kid.

I fully accept that Arsenal don't need to apologise for their defence being better than PSG's attack, but this game has been boring as fuck.

Champions League drinking game - take a scoof every time Sally McMoist says 'It really is / was / has / does', you'll be hammered before half time.

Tom Gray is amazing at this sort of thing. An impassioned speech to the Ivors Academy. Inspiring stuff.

What Oliver Glasner has delivered in his time at Palace has been quite incredible. 🦅

In other playoff news, Wolfsburg are relegated from the Bundesliga after 29 years.

I stand by this post ⚒️⬇️

A couple of surprises in Steve Clarke's WC squad, but beyond the likely starting XI there's no real depth at all that could change a game. But we all knew that already. But Findlay Curtis ✔️ Lennon Miller ❌ is the wrong call for me.

Here’s this week’s cartoon for @sport.theguardian.com www.theguardian.com/football/pic...

A lot of people were enjoying the prospect of Spurs being relegated, but West Ham going down will be much more satisfying for me. The Gold brothers, Sullivan & Brady have had it coming since they abandoned the fabulous Boleyn Ground for the soulless Olympic Stadium. Get doon ⬇️⚒️

Make a note in your diaries for May 2066. Hearts have their best chance to win the league in 40 years, but shit the bed in the last 45 minutes of the season.

I don't know about anyone else, but I'm going to enjoy Wes Streeting hubristically torpedoing his own political career enormously.

Fair play to my celtic supporting chum who sent me this stoater.

Families are struggling, workers are exploited, and our climate is in crisis. All this pomp and grandeur for an unelected billionaire won't help the people of Scotland. It's time to #AbolishTheMonarchy

Is Amanuel Ghebreigzabhier the new 'El Tractor'? 🚜 #Giro_d'Italia

Arguably the #1 highest achieving / least acknowledged Scottish sportsperson of all time. She’s going to be missed, but what a career she had! 🥇🥇🌈

Liquid football #BayernPSG

I'm not a Liverpool fan, but 🤣🤣🤣, that is absolutely fkn hilarious.

Mark my words, these c*nts will be lobbying hard for a march down Union Street as soon as it's reopened.

Robert Peston talks to Stanford Professor Nick Bloom about the cost of Brexit on The Rest is Money: 🚨 "We could have doubled the money on the NHS if we'd not left the European Union." Brexit cost "£2,000 a year per person in Britain." Full episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Yn3AQaNVDg

The Scottish Parliament may have its flaws, but it's now head & shoulders above the shit-show in Westminster.

NEWS! Arsenal release updated club crest where the wheels have completely come off newsthump.com/2026/04/20/a...

Fuck. Right. Off. #GamesGone

WOUT!!!!!!!!! 🥲 #ParisRoubaix

Here we go! 🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨 #ParisRoubaix

I'm guessing that after 10 days with a broken lavvy, there's going to be more than one splashdown for the crew of Artemis tonight 💩

The very fact that Donald Trump exists is proof positive that a God doesn't.

The egg (for obvious reasons) symbolises birth, fertility and all creation. In many traditions, the egg is a symbol for the universe as a whole. 🥚🥚 Anyhow, pass me the Cadburys Mini Eggs!

It is also a major symbol for fertility and abundance as the hare can conceive again while still pregnant. 🐇🐇🐇🐇 The hare is also a symbol of pagan lunar goddesses, which is why the festivals of Eostre / Ostara follow the cycles of the full moon, and not a specific date. 🌝

(It is from Eostre that the naming of the fertility hormone Eostrogen comes) Goddess Ostara has the head of a hare (the origins of the Easter bunny), and in pagan tradition the hare was believed to die daily in order to be reborn (as was the moon) - thus the Hare is a symbol of immortality.

Your annual reminder that the origins of 'Easter' have sod all to do with some dude on a cross - The term "Easter" is derived from the Anglo-Saxon / Germanic goddess Eostre / Ostara, who was honoured in the month of April with festivals to celebrate fertility, renewal and re-birth.

may this define her for the rest of her life. she was willing to stoop this low and still got fired. girl, bye.

NEW ANALYSIS: Record wind and solar generation saved UK from gas imports worth £1bn in March 2026 📈Wind+solar were up 22% year-on-year in March to a record high for the month ⛴️This avoided the need for gas imports worth £1bn at current high prices www.carbonbrief.org/...

Does this mean we've got the green light to nail the prick to a plank of wood? *checks Amazon for crucifixion nails*

The King is one of the richest men in the world - a billionaire monarch who costs the country £500m a year. Why is he given a free pass from paying taxes? Scottish Greens will end the King’s tax breaks and perks in Scotland and make the super-rich pay their fair share.

Oh Fillipo Ganna!

I would implore the social media team at @afc.co.uk to stay away from their keyboards until after 12 noon. I'm just not in the mood for their 'japes' at the moment.

It's easy to see why we're in such a poor state at this moment in time, if people at the club have been wasting precious man-hours on this nonsense. The list of UEC member clubs is a who's who of 'who the fuck are they?'

Eddie Marsan: “I grew up in the east end when the NF & BNP walked down Bethnal Green road… terrorising our Black & Asian neighbours. Reform is the same old crap. 100%.” Listen to the people who’ve seen it before. Don’t let them rewrite history. #bbclaurak

Nurse! Mad Liz hasn't taken her meds again!

I've spent the best part of 30 years hoping Scotland would qualify for another World Cup, and now I'm just a little envious of Wales, Northern Ireland and the Republic of Ireland. Of all the finals we could have qualified for, why did it have to be THIS one. 🙁

I once saw Nuclear Suicide Vest supporting King Kurt at The Venue in Aberdeen.

E🚴‍♂️ C🚴‍♂️ H🚴‍♂️ E🚴‍♂️ L🚴‍♂️ O🚴‍♂️ N🚴‍♂️ S🚴‍♂️ #VoltaCatalunya

I know that Carlton Kirby has his 'fans', but I'm now watching the Volta a Catalunya with the sound off. Minute after minute of unfunny, tedious babble.

Officially worried now.😟