Cool story, bro.

Ukraine has fully rejected Trump’s proposed peace plan on the basis that the plan is dumb as shit.

Oh for flip's sake. So sad. RIP

One of the most nauseating parts of right-wing discourse over the past few years has been their insistence that lockdowns a scam. The Covid inquiry says that 23k people died because we locked down one week too late. God knows how many more would’ve died if the herd immunity crowd had got their way

If brands needed any more reasons to stop advertising on X, this is what you'd be supporting as an X advertiser: Holocaust denial (Grok's response to an antisemitic user with a H!tler profile picture). Holocaust denial is a crime in France, so why can we see this there?

How is it possible that no one follows up with "HOW IN THE NAME OF CLOWNING FÜCK DOES SOMEONE GET HACKED UP WITH A BONESAW BY MISTAKE"?

"We've dismembered a journalist by mistake"

Tremendous news that Craig Gordon will be at the World Cup. I thought my days of all the players at the World Cup being younger than me were over.

You can't beat a walk off goal.

It's sort of comforting to know it's not just United and Norn Iron who get absolutely dog shit decisions go against them.

And still people think you can achieve peace with these barbarians.

There truly are no depths with him. One of the most vile, disgusting excuses of a human ever to walk the earth.

mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

How big a piece of shit would you have to be to buy the confiscated jewelry of asylum seekers at a government auction?

So the total amount of drones they launched in 2023 is equivalent to one night in 2025

So we're just mugging people as they arrive here? Get this fascist out of government now.

You get what you deserve in this league.

Of course the refs miss a blatant hold.

Different class.

Seahawks WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba is the first player in NFL history to record 75+ receiving yards in 10 straight games to begin a season.

Don't give us hope, FFS.

It really can be this simple.

God almighty.

You can't keep throwing the ball to these guys.

COBY

Exception DENIED.

Blue Labour - nativism, social conservatism and corporatism. It's never worked, never will work and needs to be driven out of Labour in just the same way as Militant and Corbyn were.

Possible exception granted, given that we get the ball first in the second half.

Makes me sad seeing Poona playing for them.

But we might beat them with three and outs.

I know it was fourth and eight, but we are not beating these guys with field goals.

Oh good, we've got THOSE kinds of refs.

Shocked to hear two dog shit teams are putting on a dog shit show in the NFL International Series.

Attention, please, very important PSA. #BeatTheRams

Ronaldo doesn't play and Portugal score 9 (nine). Makes you think.

what a thoroughly miserable little island the people running it want it to be

I never thought I'd feel sorry for Marjorie Taylor Greene. And I was right.

The terrorist state that calls itself "russia" is murdering civilians every single day.

Looking forward to Boks fans gurning about that blatantly obvious red card offence.

Oh, we'll stay turned, buddy. I'm buying a new popcorn machine in anticipation.

Stupid people like stupid stuff.

Good thing Italy got that second goal right at the end. Now they only have to beat Norway 9-0 on Sunday to qualify automatically.

Exactly as you'd expect.

The world’s first trillionaire initiated a move that has left more than half a million people dead, most of whom are children.

Take that Nate Shelley, you turncoat little git #TheTraitors #TedLasso

There has never been a more pathetic, snivelling little pipsqueak than this worm. An absolute embarrassment.

Thinking back to the last time the Jets got two first rounders for a DB.

This is your daily reminder that even if it’s not on news Russian drones are still invading Ukraine, right this moment they are detected in direction of Dnipro and Kharkiv regions . Hello Monday

Jaxon Smith-Njigba is the best player in the NFL right now. Don't at me.