Makes you wonder how things would have been different if that imaginary Qatari bloke had taken over instead of INEOS.

Correct decision. What happens next is probably the most critical decision the club will ever make.

Imagine supporting this team. Good god.

I wonder what the chances are of a Jags Vs Texans AFC Championship Game. Two teams who have never been to the Super Bowl squaring off to make it for the first time. They look the two best teams at the moment. It could happen.

Cunha deserves that. Kept at it all game despite the new law that you're allowed to kick him all over the park.

So so predictable to concede a goal on the break.

Centre half swaps coming in 130 seconds...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO They really are the worst of the worst of the worst.

Genuinely don't know if I can be arsed with this. They'd better at least give it a decent go and not wilt under the pressure from the yokels.

Venezuela should de-escalate by trading land for peace, pledge neutrality and now choose a leader Donald approves of. That's how it was supposed to work when we do this to our neighbors.

Comparison of tweets from comrade @jeremycorbyn.bsky.social on Ukraine & Venezuela. -Russia "enters", USA makes "illegal attack" -Russia actions excused cos of NATO. USA accused of wanting oil -Russia created a "crisis" & offered diplomacy. USA "should be condemned by everyone"

What a game. What a win. What a season. What a team. But it's 04:11 local time and then kids won't give me much peace in a few hours so zzzzzzzzz time for me. #GoHawks 💙💚

Delighted for Sam. Had a few wobbly moments, but overall he was excellent. He's definitely exorcised some demons.

SEAHAWKS WIN 💙💚

YYYYYYYYEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS

Jesus flippin Christ

Build this man a statue.

GOT IT!!!!

Flip me, what a run, Ken.

Oh course DAZN decides to break during the biggest game of the season. I don't think there's a company on earth that I hate more.

Same, please.

Ten points left on the field so far. Not ideal.

How the fuck is that a false start when they didn't start?! I swear to god, the refs make it up as they go along.

Run them all over, Zach.

Seven points needed here #GoHawks

This is what happens when you recklessly extend BRICS right up to America’s borders and ignore America’s legitimate security concerns.

Venezuela has to be prepared to make concessions and accept realities. I know we preach international law and territorial integrity day in and day out but now a country with nukes wants your territory so you have to give it up.

Very important PSA... #BeatTheNiners

Imagine thinking this is an argument to literally anything. These people are not well.

The lad just asked if Leeds are worse than a poo flavoured ice-cream and, honestly, I've never been prouder. #MUFC #UTRF

The evening of Feb 24, 2022 featured Russian special forces units randomly shooting civilian vehicles and getting in firefights with TDF inside Kyiv as they were attempting to find and kill Zelensky

The russian army's competence, maybe?

Venezuela should stop provoking Donald by existing near USA, declare neutrality, make English and official language and choose a new leader Trump likes. Apparently that's how this works.

Saying ”Grok apologized” is like If I type “YOU’RE A BITCH” into Speak-And-Spell and tell you “Speak-An-Spell says you’re a bitch”

Proof you don't need to be a genius to go to Harvard.

You'd have thought a story this big will result in someone doing some journalism. Alas...

Brought to you by the minds that dug trenches around Chernobyl because they were using maps of Kyiv from 1983. And the world remains terrified of these strategic geniuses.

The terrorist states starts the new year the way they intend to go on. #RussiaIsATerroristState

He wasn't able to tell us what a coat hanger is used for though.

The UK government that made it harder for people to access adult porn sites is the same UK government that uses a social media site that creates child porn.

Introduce yourself with what almost killed you. Hi, I'm puffadder. You can also call me charging elephant or Hyundai Sonata if you want to.

You're all welcome to have automated brain chip surgery from the guy who built the Cybertruck and can't get his own pet AI to stop calling him a bitch in between generating child pornography. I'll pass, but y'all go nuts.

There is literally no reason for you to be on twitter dot com anymore. Unless you're a raging fascist or a sex pest.

For the last few days on X, people (mainly women, and sometimes children) have had nonconsensual images of them in swimsuits (or much worse) requested by users and created by Grok. Musk's only apparent response thus far has been to crack jokes about it.

Genuinely think I'd be sick if I ate one of those excuses for burgers right now. The dirty get eats three in a sitting. 🤢

twitter dot com really is the shittest website going.

Happy New Year everyone. I have very low hopes for 2026, but would be delighted to be proved wrong.

Louise still has it. 😍

It's not even close.