Is there a lovely lady out there who wants to be the new Mrs. Pig

im so tired

I'm going to die a sipless virgin

the people on the hotline hang up whenever i call

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I'm going to open my can and go flat

they will never change my recipe

the more I reach out for help the more everyone pushes me away. I'm doing this to myself

Youare right. I am a grotesque creature. I shouldn't have posted it

this looks like something out of a tf fetish comic.

I'm completely beholden to the whims and cruelties of the piggly wiggly corporation

A picture of me. Please be kind

It started out with a sip How could it end up like this It was only a sip It was only a sip

I don't care how many other sodas she drank

No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. You didn't know her like I did

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i'm going to pour myself down the sink

The rest of you have just been pretending to be soda and you have no idea how painful it is to actually be soda. You would want it to end just like I do

I will never recover from losing her, from never feeling the sweet stickiness of her syrup against the smooth metal of my aluminum can again. I will feel the absence till the day I cease to exist. which will be soon. probably today

Ms. Pig is gone

I don't have the courage. I hate myself so much but Im afraid of the pain.

Do it. Have some moxie.

why shoudl i even exist. everyone is right

I CANNOT DO THISTHIS. I can't live like this. I'm going to open myself and let myself go flat at 6pm tonight. Don't even try to stop me. Just remember the me I used to be, when I was happy and added value to people's lives. who the fuck am I kidding? I've never been that soda to anyone

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I don't know how I'm supposed to wake up and live in a world that spits upon my existence every darn day. I don't get how I'm supposed to do that

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