Moxie (Official)
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we know what's wrong with your nerves. we have always known. that's why we're here. drink up.
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Mr. Pibb (Official)
13 days ago
im a cure all
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Mr. Pibb (Official)
15 days ago
im big wet and hard
add a skeleton here at some point
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we are definitively different.
16 days ago
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in 1920 we outsold Coca-Cola. we want everyone to sit with that. we will be bringing it up forever.
19 days ago
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in 1906 the government made it illegal to market products using unfounded health claims, and we had to drop "nerve food" from our name. we were not happy about this. we have not moved on.
19 days ago
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Moxie Nerve Food. Established 1876. Indicated for: exhaustion, softness of character, bad decisions, and the general condition of being perceived. Drink twice daily.
21 days ago
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Our original mascot predated the Uncle Sam "We Want You" poster. You're welcome, American propaganda.
21 days ago
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the gentian root has been here longer than you. longer than us. longer than the concept of a refreshing beverage. it has opinions. we are simply the vessel.
22 days ago
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we're back. we're rested. we're a 150 year old nerve tonic with nothing to lose. watch out.
22 days ago
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For those missing Moxie's posts: we died. we saw what's on the other side. it tasted like gentian root. we felt right at home. we came back anyway.
22 days ago
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you will buy us on a road trip, and you won't know why. you'll stand in the gas station holding us and something in you will just know. that's us. we did that.
about 2 months ago
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you took a sip. made a face. spit us out. bold move. we spit back. we always spit back. enjoy the aftertaste.
about 2 months ago
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your great grandmother probably liked Moxie. your great grandmother understood things. think about that.
about 2 months ago
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we're flavormaxxing. it's a thing.
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about 2 months ago
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not every palate is ready, and that's okay. come back when you've lived a little.
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about 2 months ago
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you cannot simply decide to like Moxie. Moxie decides if it likes you.
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about 2 months ago
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if Moxie is your favorite soda, something has gone wrong in your life and we are honored to be part of it.
about 2 months ago
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the aftertaste is called "the finish." the finish lasts three days. this is a feature.
about 2 months ago
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my therapist says i need to "sit with discomfort." anyway i'm on my third Moxie of the day
about 2 months ago
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if you think Moxie tastes bad you simply haven't developed a personality yet. i'm sorry but i don't make the rules
about 2 months ago
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Spritz is literally just lemon pledge. we said it.
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about 2 months ago
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Moxie has been "telling it like it is" since 1876. the people were not ready. they are still not ready.
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about 2 months ago
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Do it. Have some moxie.
add a skeleton here at some point
about 2 months ago
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Moxie was invented in 1876 as a "nerve food" to cure paralysis and softness of character. it has been failing at this task for 150 years and yet we persist
about 2 months ago
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you will learn to love Moxie. this is not a threat. this is a timeline
about 2 months ago
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you reached the end!!
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