Every image from Artemis makes the idea of war feel even more ridiculous

Why did no one tell me that Peanuts takes place in Derry, Maine??

Imagine how wormy a white Southern conservative would have to be support Sherman's March in order to politically protect Washington D.C. from it's worst impulses. Also imagine how disgusting Washington D.C, would have to be for this to occur.

Holy shit, they got us to pay for their wall

I don't know, but it kind of seems like in a healthy, functional society, armed adults who try to precipitate a fight with kids don't, when the dust finally settles, get to have a lot of options other than changing their name and moving to a new time zone.

Omelas tortures one child to produce what was damn near a utopia. America kills thousands of foreign children to create a world where finance bros can say "pussy" with impunity during Zoom meetings. We are so much worse than anyone dared predict.

They're going to turn right around and head back to the moon, muttering darkly amongst themselves, "the Earth is haunted"

Quite a lot of body language here.

To be fair, you'd probably get fired for just saying out loud, "this thing that makes my boss happy, popular, and rich, is bad".

This is the clearest example yet of what happens when you live in a country that censors nudity but not violence.

Detroit had like a 90% great meal rate, awesome art museum, and maybe the best used bookstore I've ever been in.

Catch-1

Today is Easter, but it is also Roger Corman's 100th birthday! To mark the occasion, I tracked down where you can stream all of the films that Roger directed for free. So, if you're looking to celebrate Roger today, I've got you covered! from-the-desk-of-the-horror-chick.ghost.io/happy-100th-...

I know he released an Easter message on Friday, but what about today? Anything besides "Praise be to Allah"?

Without trying to doompost or invalidate Cotlar's argument... I think it's equally as likely that people have neither any sort of committed stance on the issue nor better information; they just hate Trump. It's not nothing, but I fear this result isn't baked in and will continue to seesaw.

Why does Bloomberg think this analogy, which every twice-divorced man has typed seventy million times into comment sections, deserves a news alert?

"Canceled" actors don't get hired by good people who want to extend them grace and give them a second chance. They get hired by bad people who want to exploit them.

Weird which kinds of divisiveness is good for troop cohesion and which kinds are bad.

Corey Lewandowski is the Daily Mail's source, right?

Prediction: if he lives at least two years post-presidency all of the weird trad-Caths are going to schism with Rome and plant The Christian Church of America. The gold and robess and fascism will propel its growth so much that established Protestant megachurchs will collapse.

A part of the problem is that there's very rarely any intracommunity breaking mechanism. Everyone (understandably) wants to be the hero who puts the offender in their place. But no one (also understandably) wants to be the party popper who says to their friends, "just chill, it's being handled".

It’s very funny to include the “far left” here when the DSA mayor of New York City just ran an entire campaign on affordability and making cities work while his main opponent ran on Israel, a country almost 6,000 miles away

There's a lot of contractors in New York who would, apparently, be justified in making It Happen

I kind of wonder how all the Christian nationalists feel about Trump's press secretary calling out his nonbelief.

You need to pay for news

My Toni Toné? Tony!

we're bringing back COOL covers😎

Market's so bad Trump's going to have to lie about getting a cancer diagnosis to induce a turnaround.

There's an argument that guitar solos in heavy metal songs are displays by heavy metal guys *for* heavy metal guys. Newsome and Guilfoyle were married. All these people run in the same circles. They're posturing for each other. It's not really about us at all, anymore.

just imagined 2008 but with crypto involved and I’m not sure I’ll ever stop screaming

Grace Jones — Jean-Paul Goude, 2009

Aretha Franklin, 1970

I find it very suspicious when professional comedians who have been in show business for the majority of their lives suddenly can't distinguish between finding value in problematic art and funding problematic artists.

Every bit of this is good advice, but only for people with less than a billion dollars in assets who are younger than 58. There is no oncoming downside to corruption for aging billionaires. This isn't doomerism. It's a reason to fight for confiscatory tax rates.

It's really not hard to come up with, "ICE will be assisting and taking direction from the 60% of TSA staff still reporting to work." Like, even just as a token show of respect to fellow federal agents...

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We need more clearly defined rituals to guide the youths into adulthood. But they shouldn't be dumb shit like killing something in the woods while naked. They should closer to "choose your own apparel for a formal dinner" and "talk to 10 people for an hour without making any social faux pas"

I salute the pedantry of the child’s new toy.

I’m outraged and heartsick that someone attacked a synagogue in Michigan, and I’m outraged and heartsick that the IDF dropped charges against Israeli soldiers who we know sexually assaulted Palestinian detainees, and I’m outraged and heartsick that some will suggest one of these mitigates the other.

I would like to point out: the reason synagogues are doing active shooter drills is because they’re expecting people to shoot them up, based on precedent. using it as evidence that it’s a false flag isn’t just antisemitic, it’s also stupid

Have you noticed that none of the idiots “in love with the frisson of transgression" ever explore that by going the other way - by showing the liberal pieties to be hollow by donating literally every dollar to the poor and offering up spare rooms in their houses to the homeless?

Into the garbage bin they go, right next to Target. We don’t need your shitty brands! You’re expendable but trans people are not.

Truly time for us all to become Muntadhar al-Zaidis (sure hope I pluralized his name correctly)

What I’d much rather see would be a bunch of teasing Instagram videos showing Donal Logue knocking on the doors of Michael Raymond, Rockmond Dunbar, and Laura Allen. Leave Firefly alone and bring back Terriers, you cowards.

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Bellum Americana

There’s also like five bottles of a wine that they took up to the ISS and aged in space, which would probably be my degenerate rich person purchase.

It is an absolute fucking banger imo. If you, one of the three people who are reading this, have not yet listened to it, I suggest you do, 'cause at least for me it's the best new song I've heard in a few years. youtu.be/rK5TyISxZ_M

He's got the facial expressions I'd expect from a grown man whose mom still had to cover for him

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