the annual snowfall required for me to take your city seriously is like 11” minimum. nobody is using 300 days of sun to serve the lord

No source link on the video? Either pause and see if you can find one, or don’t share it imo

JD Vance is the kind of racist your grandparents as young people thought was extreme

You just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.

what i love is that in 1990 judas priest got brought to trial over the claim that subliminal messages in the recording "better by you better than me" caused two suicides and now in 2025 openai seems to be generating a suicide a week with its superliminal messages and the US government is funding it

Everyone involved in this fiasco is exhausting (that's literally the kindest thing to say at this point) but let's not start to take every wild claim made by openly unethical people as gospel

The list I would create if you paid me to write down everything I hate about America would be nowhere near as detailed nor get down to the minutia as the average Republican's.

Helen Gahagan Douglas in SHE (1935), a performance that inspired the villainess in SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS (1937) HGD was BOTD in 1900. A passionate advocate for migrant workers, she ran against Richard Nixon for senator in 1950 but lost after he accused her of being a communist.

TIL I could probably pass the LSAT

Are they doing this for those of us who don't have asshole uncles to sit next to on Thanksgiving?

ATTENTION REPORTERS: The entire justification for cozying up to power is for the access doing so grants the reporter. Most of you have already been replaced by white supremacists and trad-adjascent influencers. If you're not getting the access, at least get loud.

The antisemitism is the thing, obviously, but do take half a second to note "Democrat Party"

Okay but his policies are the one thing worse than his personality

Sorry, but is this not literally the plot of at least a dozen movies??

I seriously wonder if the thinning among the alt-MAGA movement is that Trump/Vance will be so toxic by 2028 that a conservative candidate will need a swatting incident in their history as a badge of honor to be considered

There are vanishingly few good reasons why the details of your sex life would ever be in in the pages of the fuckin' New York Times

astigmatic gang RISE UP

Why reinforce the "okay with everything but the worst of the worst sexual assault" wing of the democratic party instead of building an anti-pedophilia branch of MAGA?

How are conservatives not yet bored with this show? The script hasn't changed. The same catchphrases are being deployed. The beats and flourishes are from the same worn out template. Targeting MTG is the Brady Bunch adding Cousin Oliver. It's a shake up that doesn't change anything

I am begging America to not be stupid enough to embrace a racist and an antisemite because Donald Trump thinks she's a meanie. Just grab some popcorn and watch the Nazis fight.

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The conservative answer to having blindly supported a notallthatcrypto-pedophile is too drone strike kids in markets

The evangelical number is so staggering I struggle to believe it's accurate. Evangelicalism had a death hold on 41 ~ 43 percent of Americans from the early 1990s (at least) through 2018! To have shed nearly half their adherents in under a decade is... yeah, I'm still unable to really believe it

It's one thing for the establishment to throw its support behind a fratty labrador retreiver who was horny for war in the Middle East. It could very well be a different thing when a brutish pedophile wants to cum destruction on a country most Americans don't think about more than twice a year.

I want to very gently say something, and I hope nobody will be mad: If somebody on the internet says something that is NOT about politics and NOT about how terrible everything is, it’s a kindness not to reflexively make a comment (in jest or not) that brings it back to those things.

They're just going to not release whatever files they still have the authority to not release

I am disappointed by this turn of events only in a much as I truly wanted MTG to lock up the non-Trumpian wing of MAGA by literally kicking Boebert's ass on C-SPAN. She hates her and is unstable enough that it really might have happened. Oh well.

The government is once again in the business of picking winners and losers.

Imagine killing 600,000 black and brown people with a few keystrokes and not having a care in the world but one little old white lady drags you on Twitter and you spiral for a week.

We were fighting united. Then the Senate caved.

This is the wording you would use if you wanted to placate someone who might not know where they are from moment to moment

The Times interviewed dozens of migrant men sent to a prison in El Salvador by the Trump administration. Independent forensic analysts called the testimony credible and consistent and said the treatment met the U.N.’s definition of torture. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/08/w...

I would not be shocked if some weird-ass poll no one else was paying attention to shows that young, white men find the word "groceries" too feminine. Like, men buy food - women shop for groceries.

I kind of think he's assuming insurance companies are going to be as complicit in their destruction as universities are... If I were a conservative senator that assumption would make me very nervous.

Truly, and I mean truly, consider the kind of person who returns to work the next day after doing this

A lot of Christians operate under the principle that simple exposure to a faith other than there own is blasphemy towards their God. It's why some bangers won't make cakes for gay couples. It truly makes you wonder what kind of person chooses a faith tradition like that and what they get out of it.

Look, I'm not a lawyer but if your actions are described as, "legal, but..." save yourself a lot of money and heartache down the line and just stop doing that action

Eugene Debs, a Midwestern socialist? The coastal divide is being united

"Nah, they're probably thrilled, " I mutter darkly to myself in a corner. "They hate JD and they want to keep their jobs. Those bastards'll interpret this as a lifeline."

In a world where things are normal an assault case would get dosmissed as soon as it becomes clear on its face that the victim would rather endure the same assault again rather than suffer a papercut.

Nothing says, "no therapy required" like remarrying 16 months after your wife of 31 years has passed in a church you've spent literally 10s of hours in to a raw milk enthusiast two decades your junior.

I really hope that the left cares as much about the Mayoral and local elections in their own towns and cities as much as they care about Mamdani and NYC

I get praised for my support of others,,,, let’s see y’all turn out and support this important piece of art and music history that just dropped 👇🏾 m.youtube.com/watch?v=iX6L...

Ok really. I mean I bought more whistles, so THANK YOU. But donate to ICIRR now thanks: illinoiscoalitionforimmigrantandrefugeerights-bloom.kindful.com?campaign=124...

A little telling that these dudes see a robot taking out the trash and immediately are like “well I clearly can’t compete with that”

Counterargument: the sheer amount of psychic pleasure he'd get from trolling decent Americans by being the official vice presidential candidate on a ticket but running openly for president will be irresistible to him.

This was just posted by a CBS News producer on their Instagram stories.

Truly fucking amazing that anyone could watch this and still trust the dumb ai generated summary at the top of news articles.

A) fuck CNN B) it makes a certain amount of sense that no one in the regime (and very few people who are regime-adjascent) come from families expansive enough to encompass beloved, long-term friends.

Having read every Vonnegut novel this year* I can say with some certainty and no little amount of regret that every Vonnegut novel has bangers that are absolutely relevant today. *Mother Night is his best